Cmon, Please Sir. Have Some Compassion For A Poor Guy Like Me. Look At How Flat My Belly Is. You Alone

C’mon, please sir. Have some compassion for a poor guy like me. Look at how flat my belly is. You alone can fix that you know, just stop being so selfish about having a life and whatever crap and let me eat, sir.

An old favorite

Yep, empty again. Welp, better start up the hunt. I can’t wait to get my hairy dome back

Do you think you’d be willing to write a story about a reduction predator?

No, simply because I honestly don’t know what that is. Can you DM to explain?

Quick bro, The food is distracted!

Hey, I know you’re almost certainly here to escape for a while, but if you’re a fellow American, can I have your attention for just a moment?

Democracy is Fragile

I’m here to talk about vore and hopefully turn you on in the process, not politics, but the existential threat to our democracy that Trump uniquely presents transcends politics. If you’re an American citizen it is YOUR responsibility to vote and continue to encourage others to stand up and do their part. So please, vote before getting vored. If you know well-intentioned folks who “just can’t be bothered”, swallow them and spit them out at your nearest polling place. Consider strategically hunting at gun shows and proud boys meetings and waiting until after November 5th to ravage your local twink population. If you just can’t resist your local bear’s ass another day, consider sending in a mail-in or going to an early polling place.

Know the Stakes

All kidding aside, if you’re a US citizen (if you’re too young to vote you’re too young to be on this page) vote like our democracy depends on it (because it very well might).

Quick Poll

For Prey:

Who are your five dream predators, be that celebrities, TikTokers, YouTubers, Instagram models; who would you gladly feed yourself to?

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Dream Predators (for Prey)

Dream Predators (for Prey)

For Preds:

If it came down to it, who would you be kinda okay with getting eaten by? Which celebrities, TikTokers, YouTubers, Instagram models, etc.

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Exceptions for Preds

Exceptions for Preds

I’ll be sharing the results after one week