Cmon, Please Sir. Have Some Compassion For A Poor Guy Like Me. Look At How Flat My Belly Is. You Alone

C’mon, please sir. Have some compassion for a poor guy like me. Look at how flat my belly is. You alone can fix that you know, just stop being so selfish about having a life and whatever crap and let me eat, sir.

An old favorite

An honest gymnastic accident. I like the sound of that. Hey bro, thanks for the alibi. Just keep telling everyone your little tale or you might just be my next “gymnastic accident”. I don’t know that letting him out is necessarily obvious though. I mean getting disqualified from one little competition early on that isn’t even a qualifier, hardly seems to outweigh having this man squirming in me. You know, I think other gymnasts might feel the best. What other guys are both as muscular and as flexible. Damn that feels good, keep squirming, bud, keep squirming.

Fun fact, I do not have a foot fetish. You wouldn’t know that from how I act, I like to think I put on a good show, but I’m just not into feet. They don’t do it for me, but I can mask that pretty well, because they’re the beginning of what I’m actually there for. You convince a guy you’re into licking feet and he starts feeling himself as you go to town on them. By the time he realizes you flat out swallowed both feet and are working up his leg, it’s too late for all but the most talented fighters. Don’t get me wrong I don’t dislike feet because so many guys realize too late that my “foot fetish” is really just a means to their end.

Dude, we both know how twisted you are and how much you love my feet.

But you gotta know they have security cameras here, right?  By next week you’re going to be all over Tumblr like a million times.   Anyhow, lick harder I can’t feel it through my sneaks yet.

Yep, empty again. Welp, better start up the hunt. I can’t wait to get my hairy dome back

Quick bro, The food is distracted!

Quick Poll

For Prey:

Who are your five dream predators, be that celebrities, TikTokers, YouTubers, Instagram models; who would you gladly feed yourself to?

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Dream Predators (for Prey)

Dream Predators (for Prey)

For Preds:

If it came down to it, who would you be kinda okay with getting eaten by? Which celebrities, TikTokers, YouTubers, Instagram models, etc.

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Exceptions for Preds

Exceptions for Preds

I’ll be sharing the results after one week