Would You Really Blame Me If I Couldnt Resist The Urge To Shove Those Dangling Legs In My Mouth And Wait

Would you really blame me if I couldn’t resist the urge to shove those dangling legs in my mouth and wait for gravity to deliver the best dinner a guy could ask for? Like c’mon, just look at him!

Hey little guy. You need help getting around? Don’t worry, Calvin is here to help you find your way. I’ll make sure you end up where you belong, no sweat. You better stay close, there’s a lot of predators in this area who would certainly— **GROWL** — ignore that . . .

With 276 votes counted, the answer is in, but before we reveal the most desired predators by predator and prey alike, let’s look at the runners-up.

Though we know that each and every one of these guys will be eating good tonight, there were two who blew the competition out of the water, ready to dominate a respective 35 and 36 willing predators and prey. (3rd place got 7 votes)

Do I even want to know how many guys disappeared between those?

I usually consider myself a survivor, but if ever presented with the opportunity, I would give myself to feed that man in a heartbeat.

RJ Portales

I have no defense for cute little bellies on cute guys like this. It’s actually a real problem. Poor guy. Had to eat him just to make sure I’m not an idiot later and find myself in him willingly.