Reckon Its Time For Someone To Tank This Tank And Show Him Where He Belongs. I Cant Help But Drool Thinking

Reckon it’s time for someone to tank this tank and show him where he belongs. I can’t help but drool thinking about all that protein!

Bobby Mazzara

Becoming a suburban dad meant that those crazy college days were long gone. It was time to grow up and put those wrong nights and endless appetites in the past. Or so you thought. I guess the beer you were drinking this afternoon had other ideas when it convinced you that shoving your neighbor head first up your ass in front of the whole block party. It wasn’t too late to let him back out to his wife and kids, but this awakened something within you. You never let a good meal out back in the heydays, why start now?

Hands down, predators like this are the most satisfying meals. The higher they ride the harder they fall. More meat than the average guy without any of the guilt. It’s perfect!

How cocky can preds get, that some of them take a moment to make video for instagram showing off their muscles while they are chasing their next prey?

Such gorgeous meat . . .

I don’t think Sharks are the apex predator you should be worried about . . .

Valentin Babaev

Poor guy’s still squirming around in there, but we all understand at the end of the day there’s only one universal truth. A guy’s gotta eat when a guy’s gotta eat and even if that’s my friend in there I’ve gotta respect that.

Had a heavy breakfast🥵😈