I Dont Know How You Got In Here Or Why You Came, But I Do Know You Arrived At Just The Right Time, So

I don’t know how you got in here or why you came, but I do know you arrived at just the right time, so don’t fight it

Adrián Panadero

Becoming a suburban dad meant that those crazy college days were long gone. It was time to grow up and put those wrong nights and endless appetites in the past. Or so you thought. I guess the beer you were drinking this afternoon had other ideas when it convinced you that shoving your neighbor head first up your ass in front of the whole block party. It wasn’t too late to let him back out to his wife and kids, but this awakened something within you. You never let a good meal out back in the heydays, why start now?

That’s a rather nonchalant way of describing it, but yeah, I would consider forcibly devouring your best friend since 6th grade to be losing control of your appetite. Hope it was worth it for you. Not sure there’s much more we can do for him, though I guess if he had to go early at least he’s with, or rather, in a friend.

Damn... I lost control of my appetite 🐷

Yeah, generally speaking that doesn’t include customers, but, well, I guess it’s too late now

They told me at the new job I could eat whatever I wanted.. think I took it a little far. 😅

Such gorgeous meat . . .

Train them like a predator, produce a predator. This isn’t too hard to understand, folks