Cant Get A Much Better Pool Side Snack Than That. Dont Squirm Too Much, Big Guy. I Paid Extra For You

Can’t get a much better pool side snack than that. Don’t squirm too much, big guy. I paid extra for you to slide down nice and easy.

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Uhhh, where's Kevin? I haven't seen him since last night and he left his phone on the coffee table . . .

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Uhh, that was your TA, they’re not your, you know what, nevermind. I’m not paid enough to deal with this

Rewarded my studying with food today

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Ballet guys are the most underrated danger. No seriously. Everybody thinks male ballet dancers are kinda dainty creatures, snacks even, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. For one they’re incredibly strong, much stronger than they look. Afterall, it takes a lot of strength to perform the way they do. Not to mention their endurance, completing mind bending act after mind bending act for two, three, sometimes four hours without break. But far more dangerous than their strength is their flexibility. They have complete control over their body and they can move in ways that cause an existential threat to your existence. Not to mention their moves are just so entrancing. There’s one thing that’s clear, when a guy like this says for you to get in, your fate is already sealed. At least, unlike the more brutish predators, he’s poised to give you a proper send off.

Seriously though, as someone who’s typically more attracted to masculinity, I can’t help but be hypnotized by the strength and control.

Let’s be honest, you only have two choices here. To comply and try and enjoy the ride of your life or to try and run, knowing full well you’re just gonna make things worse for yourself. There may be a slight chance you could get away, but all in all it’s probably best as a betting man to cut your losses and give him every reason to go easy on you.

When a man like this tells you at the gym to come over, who's going to resist? Just that look alone and your thoughts of continuing to live a long and full life fade away, replaced by the need to give yourself to a true alpha, someone who truly deserves to live and reign in this world.

Dude, I wouldn’t stop running if I were you. Don’t get me wrong, you’re much faster than I’ll ever be, but endurance wise, don’t ever doubt my endurance when I know a cutie like you is just waiting to get snatched.