Cant Get A Much Better Pool Side Snack Than That. Dont Squirm Too Much, Big Guy. I Paid Extra For You

Can’t get a much better pool side snack than that. Don’t squirm too much, big guy. I paid extra for you to slide down nice and easy.

Twitter - dennisdillionjr

I would just like to say thanks for keeping your blog up and posting all these years. It's been a very rough few years for me and seeing your content makes things a little easier. Keep up the great work!

Thanks for the kind message! Even as I’m not always able to keep to a tight schedule with real life getting a bit hectic at times, I do truly appreciate the community that we’ve built. Even if it’s just some silly captions, if just a single one entertains you then I’m the most grateful man on the internet. Hope things get better for you and I hope you enjoy what’s yet to come.

Every man is food

No matter how strong you think you are, how well connected you think you are, how protected you think you are or how invincible you think you are, everyone must understand one universal truth about manhood. Though there is a distinction of men who get the privilege and/or burden of being maneaters, there is no such thing as prey as a distinct class, but rather as an inevitable state of being. Afterall, whether you are the scrawny water boy who gets effortlessly gulped down before graduation or the allegedly "apex" predator who's gut has the body count of a small town, the inescapable fact is that we're all made up of the same meat and nutrients. Every man is food, so start living your life like you're on the menu because you best believe you are.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: While the phrase “You are what you eat” works great for bodybuilders who use each other’s meat in addition to rigorous training programs, the same does not imply for those who think they can eat Twinks and keep a Twink body without sufficient cardio.

This is what happens when a twink lets himself go 🐷 (2021 - 2024)

We all know that memories of the pains of cycling with a full squirming belly is the only thing keeping that man alive. How long do you think they can resist?

Twitter - thehottest1989

You know there's just two thoughts on that man's mind. "Just get through the panel, just get through the panel, just get through the panel" and wondering if he'd lose that brand deal if he took that delicious looking intern on the trip of his life.

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