Dont Worry, Youre Going Somewhere Nice And Hot And Humid Year-round!

Don’t worry, you’re going somewhere nice and hot and humid year-round!

There’s really nothing quite like the peace of when your prey stops struggling and you find peace and quiet once more while still feeling full to the brim

Bro thought I was joking when I said I was gonna eat him. Don’t get me wrong, he was spending the night in my belly regardless, but I still appreciate how much more of him I got to taste after he started teasing me.

ETHAN PECK 10 Things I Hate About You (2009-2010) 1.16 "Too Much Information"

It’s honestly insane what you can do with money. I mean heck, to be able to buy a hunk like this who would normally be able to swallow you in an instant. For him to set aside any semblance of meritocracy and relegate himself to be meat for a man nature never intended to feast on someone half his strength. But he understood the sacrifice he was making when he entered this auction. He knew voluntarily selling his body would likely prove fatal for him, but it’s extraordinary how much someone is willing to do when desperate. Even as he is pulled inside some rich asshole’s asshole as some sick joke, even as he’s melting away into another greedy layer of fat, he will be at peace knowing what his new owners could never understand. That it is more satisfying to know that he can keep his family fed than it is to keep from getting fed to someone else

He stares at you with hungry eyes and an eager mouth, promising to be gentle with you. He’s honest with what he wants and asks you to kindly consider, though you know you don’t have much of a choice in the matter. This cutie acts like a gentleman, but make no mistake, he gets what he wants, always.

When your roommate is a protein obsessed gym hunk, you learn pretty quick not to take a day for granted. Though if I’m being completely honest there’s worse places to end up.