"So You Can Either Leave The Earth Forever, Or You Can Be Destroyed Alongside Your Army!"

"So you can either leave the earth forever, or you can be destroyed alongside your army!"

“People keep asking if I’m back and I haven’t really had an answer, but yeah, I’m thinking I’m back.”

— Jason Lee Scott, Power Rangers Beast Morphers

I stopped watching RWBY around the end of Volume 5. Didn't like where it was going (specifically with Adam and Raven, as OP said) and, from what I've seen, it's a good thing I bailed out when I did.

Cause from what I've heard, good fuck what a shit show.

I can still appreciate the first few volumes, and I still like those versions of the characters, but afterwards? Fuckin hell, man.

So I finally caught up to RWBY and there’s a major problem with it.

So, I finally got myself up to speed on RWBY after so many years of ignoring it, and there is a major problem storytelling wise.

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You ever get on a kick and end up obsessed over some weird shit for a while?

Yeah, that's me with mythological figures right now.

Like the myth where Ra has to rip out his own eye to make the egyptian war godess Sekhmet, who goes on a rampage killing all of humanity until Ra realizes "ah shit, that's probably bad." then Ra has to subdue her with wine and blood until she's so hungover she doesn't wanna kill anyone for a while.

Or the norse myth where Thor is tricked into drinking from the ocean cause he thinks it's booze, and lowers the world's water supply just cause he's determined to get fuckin hammered.

Or in Journey to the West (I'm counting it in the same way I'd count King Arthur and Beowulf in this conversation) where Heaven's top priority at one point is making sure Sun Wukong isn't bored cause they know he can just kick all their asses. And that's near the beginning of his journey.

I love this shit, man.

wallace: sorry for the inconvenience but you’ll be happy to find none of your sheep have been harmed and you can have them back now!

the farmer:zsgzkjagbazuwrf GWRUIAHZSWFIZAHOGFIZA

wallace: 

Pit: How do I know which team I'm on?

Ness: What do you mean, just read the- ah shit.

Smash Kids alignmets when playing Shooters

Good

(Lawful) Young Link: If you keep swearing, I’m going to have to report you.

(Neutral) MegaMan: Wow, great game guys! Good luck next round!.

(Chaotic) Meggy: I’m gonna teabag the sh*t out of you f*cking campers.

Neutral

(Lawful) Ness: Requesting air support! I repeat, requesting air support!

(True) Leaf: ….. (Mercilessly no-scoping everyone)

(Chaotic) Pit: Uh..how do I crouch? Guys, how do I know which team I’m on?

Evil

(Lawful) Ashley: Grenade launchers are part of this game. If you don’t it, don’t play.

(Neutral) Bowser Jr: Quit bitching about kill steals. Get good, scrub. Oh, also your mom.

(Chaotic) Dark Pit: SUCK MY-

Palutena: Pitto, language.

Dark Pit: …Go suck a lemon…

Yeah, this as well.

I feel like people forget that Toon Link is, canonically, the only Link aside from maybe the original NES one to permanently kill Ganondorf.

Like in all of Toon Link's games (at least the ones following Wind Waker) he never fights Ganon again. He kills him once and for all.

This dumbass

I just find that funny