You Know What I Realize? The Smash Roster's Got A BUNCH Of Fire Users.

You know what I realize? The Smash roster's got a BUNCH of fire users.

Mario, Captian Falcon, Bowser, Pyra, Roy, Charizard, Fox, Falco, and a LOT more.

Now, how many people with ice powers do they have?

... Ice Climbers? Lucas? Mr. Game and Watch?

Basically what I'm saying is the next DLC fighter should be Sub Zero-

Pit: How do I know which team I'm on?

Ness: What do you mean, just read the- ah shit.

Smash Kids alignmets when playing Shooters

Good

(Lawful) Young Link: If you keep swearing, I’m going to have to report you.

(Neutral) MegaMan: Wow, great game guys! Good luck next round!.

(Chaotic) Meggy: I’m gonna teabag the sh*t out of you f*cking campers.

Neutral

(Lawful) Ness: Requesting air support! I repeat, requesting air support!

(True) Leaf: ….. (Mercilessly no-scoping everyone)

(Chaotic) Pit: Uh..how do I crouch? Guys, how do I know which team I’m on?

Evil

(Lawful) Ashley: Grenade launchers are part of this game. If you don’t it, don’t play.

(Neutral) Bowser Jr: Quit bitching about kill steals. Get good, scrub. Oh, also your mom.

(Chaotic) Dark Pit: SUCK MY-

Palutena: Pitto, language.

Dark Pit: …Go suck a lemon…

I got a lot of followers from that Wind Waker post

All I have to say is.. well thanks, first of all. It's kinda neat to see a post go as big as that, even if it's not really a big deal in the long run.

... but if you're following for more Zelda content, you might wanna bail. I'm actually not a big Zelda fan.

Let me put it you this way, I have played, not even beaten, but PLAYED a total of 3 Zelda games. Wind Waker, Breath of the Wild, and Hyrule Warriors. I want to play Wind Waker to the end one day, and Hyrule Warriors is pretty good, but that's about it. The rest of my experience with Zelda games comes from playthroughs and reviews and the like (so no worries, no one spoiled anything for me)

Not a big Zelda guy, which makes it all the weirder that my first post to blow up was a Zelda post.

I just kinda made an observation, cause Toon Link's my favorite Link and I just thought people kinda brushed him aside as "the kiddy one" when nah, he's a fuckin badass.

Ah well. I do love other Nintendo stuff, like Mario, Kirby, Punch-Out!, Smash Bros., F-Zero, etc. But if you followed me for more Zelda stuff, I don't know if I'll be that fulfilling.

Stick around if you want by all means, though. I think I'm gonna some ideas for a Star Fox movie later on so that should be fun.

wallace: sorry for the inconvenience but you’ll be happy to find none of your sheep have been harmed and you can have them back now!

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Now I just want the entirety of Mad Max: Fury Road, just in Splatoon.

DJ Octavio could be Immortan Joe and everything.

Splatoon then…

Meggy: splish ur frends w/ paint!

Blue: Yay!

Splatoon now…

Meggy, blasting down the road in a souped-up Deathmobile: WE LIVE! WE DIE! WE LIVE AGAIN!

Blue, firing at will from a roof mounted mini-gun: AAAAAAAHHHH!

Well folks, I've gotta eat my words.

Cause I REALLY like Pyra/Mythra.

Believe me, no one's more surprised by this then me. The character(s) I gave NO shits about when they debuted.. may end up becoming some of my mains.

I dunno. I just really like playing as them. Specifically Pyra, I like how much damage she can deal and I LOVE her side B.

So yeah, I really like Pyra!...

Yeah, exactly Sakurai! As a fighter. No other reason!

... No

Other...

Reason...

... ALRIGHT SHE'S CUTE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, I'M ONLY A MAN!