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Captain Falcon can fuck me raw and hard and I’d still be begging for more
This gave me sooooooo much whiplash.
You’re telling me this dude voiced Vegeta, Henry, AND Captain Falcon?!
ONE OF THESE THINGS ARE NOT LIKE THE OTHER !!!!!
Happy birthday to the dude, but.. 😭 I'm crying at Henry - HE LOOKS SO OUT OF PLACE AHAHA
Never let Shuri and Peter meet
It WILL end the world
Ah yes… Peter…
Peter, in the lab: Mr stark, are we cooking today or what!
Tony: Peter, we aren’t… in the kitchen?
—-
Peter: Mr. Stark, you’re girly pop!
Tony: … What?
—-
Tony: how are you feeling webs?
Peter, after a battle, in the med bay: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!
Tony, concerned: What… does that mean?
Sam, laughing: Watch your profanity!
Steve and Bucky, confused: What the hell?
—-
Tony, his hands busy, handing over a piece of paper: Pete, can you read this to me?
Peter: actually, I never learned how to read.
—-
Natasha, fighting Peter on his homework: If you don’t do your work you’re going to end up at McDonald’s-
Peter: we goin’ to McDonalds if I don’t do my work?
—-
The avengers having a summer party
Tony: Peter what do you have-
Peter: A KNIFE!
Tony: WHAT? NO-
—-
Peter: So I was sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties…
Tony: Peter you don’t have- what?
@spiderman-is-me
I don't even know how this idea came to my mind but I'm happy with the results :) YES!
You know what I realize? The Smash roster's got a BUNCH of fire users.
Mario, Captian Falcon, Bowser, Pyra, Roy, Charizard, Fox, Falco, and a LOT more.
Now, how many people with ice powers do they have?
... Ice Climbers? Lucas? Mr. Game and Watch?
Basically what I'm saying is the next DLC fighter should be Sub Zero-
i am so fucking bad at video games. but he’s in there. and i have to see him. I Have To
Posting my old FalSam art because it’s what younger me would’ve wanted
Steve:[Tells them the mission plan]
Natasha: that's fun, ancient one
Sam: roger that, artifact
Bucky: of corpse
Steve:
Steve: Buck, not you too-
intro post
Sam Wilson, the newest Captain America here, also known as the Falcon. Yeah I heard that a Bucky Barnes didn’t want me here to bother him.
so.
yeah I flew her just about as fast as I could. If anyone has a list of all the Bucky accounts I’d be real happy to bother them;)
rules:
no nsfw. No homophobia. No transphobia. No racism. No sexism. I want nothing to do with anyone who supports any of those things at all. No matter why they do.
*offers you a bag of bird seed*
Feeling hungry?
*narrows eyes*
Green planet - F-zero GX
(2017)
Green planet - F-zero GX
(2017)
Green planet - F-zero GX
(2017)
Green planet - F-zero GX
(2017)
Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Captain Falcon:”Bet you’ve seen your share of scary monsters and super creeps.”
Ness:”Starmen, diamond dogs, and all kinds of space oddities.”
Captain Falcon:”Sounds like you’re really under pressure, kiddo.”
[Earthbound has enemies called Starmen and a boss called the Diamond Dog, both of which get their names from David Bowie songs. I crammed in a few more Bowie references while I was at it.]
Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Samus
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Falcon:”If you got spliced with metroid DNA, does that mean can turn into a human-metroid hybrid?”
Samus:”You’ve been watching too many horror movies, Douglas.”
Flacon:”Tell that to Bio-Rex.”
