weepingfishturtledragon - The Asexual Witch
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I Imagine That Billy Can Sleep Anywhere Without Problems Because He Has Been Homeless For So Long He

I imagine that Billy can sleep anywhere without problems because he has been homeless for so long he just naturally gained the skill. He has slept under bridges, on the ground, under desks, on chairs, and in the park.

He even slept in the zoo with Tawky Tawny which was the most comfortable sleep he's gotten (all curled up tigers!) but was dangerous because he was almost found by the zookeepers!

Captain Marvel doesn't need sleep but imagine Cap doing the same after a big fight, he just puts his head on a small desk in a uncomfortable angle and passes out. Everyone around doesn't know if they should wake him up to tell him about the staff rooms or just leave him there to get some sleep.

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Imagine if Damien paid Billy to tell him all the justice league drama! It's a mutually beneficial relationship where Damien has an inside spy in the league and Billy doesn't have to worry about having enough money for food. Billy tells him about who was late to meetings (flash), what missions they're going on, all the bets happening, and just regular coworker gossip. Damien has to pay EXTRA money for anything about Batman. The best part is Damien gets to freak out Bruce with all his information.

Bruce: How do you know this????

Damien: I have my sources.

Billy eating a burger hundreds of miles away: 🍔 ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა


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Honestly Captain Marvel hasn't been the same ever since he lost the cute little flower design on his cape.

Honestly Captain Marvel Hasn't Been The Same Ever Since He Lost The Cute Little Flower Design On His
Honestly Captain Marvel Hasn't Been The Same Ever Since He Lost The Cute Little Flower Design On His

THIS WAS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN! Bring it back right now! Let him feel pretty, it's his god given right!

They just got rid of it, they didn't even try to add a new design! >:(


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I know Billy has to say the word "Shazam" for him to turn into Captain Marvel but at the same time I don't believe Captain Marvel would allow Billy to get seriously hurt or died. There was this one scenario I'm thinking about where Billy's falling from the sky and Superman saves him. But if we're talking about separate Billy and Cap then I know for a fact Captain Marvel would forcefully change into himself in order to protect Billy. (kinda like a Hulk situation)


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Solomon working 24/7 to make sure Billy doesn't die or reveal his identity: _(°ཀ°」∠)_

All of the other mythological figures after doing the bare minimum: (ᴗ˳ᴗ)💤


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Shadow Switching AU

Imagine if there was a villain that was attacking the Justice League or just Captain Marvel and used a spell that "revealed their true self". It hit Cap but didn't change anything because Captain Marvel is still Captain Marvel and is a different person from Billy. It did however switch the shadows of Billy and Cap so now a 8"3 demigod has the shadow of a 5"3 little 10-15 year old boy and vice versa. So now Billy and Cap are both desperately trying to find ways to stay away from anything that can cause a shadow like the sun and artificial light.


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