Imagine If Damien Paid Billy To Tell Him All The Justice League Drama! It's A Mutually Beneficial Relationship

Imagine if Damien paid Billy to tell him all the justice league drama! It's a mutually beneficial relationship where Damien has an inside spy in the league and Billy doesn't have to worry about having enough money for food. Billy tells him about who was late to meetings (flash), what missions they're going on, all the bets happening, and just regular coworker gossip. Damien has to pay EXTRA money for anything about Batman. The best part is Damien gets to freak out Bruce with all his information.

Bruce: How do you know this????

Damien: I have my sources.

Billy eating a burger hundreds of miles away: 🍔 ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

Plastic Man Vs Elongated Man [Justice #8]

OMG! Look at Cap's face, he's so cute and confused!

This could be an interesting fanfiction idea! *Hint hint nudge nudge* (◕‿↼)

What if Billy is exploring the Rock of Eternity and finds a powerful artifact that is able to hold creatures. He does some research and figures out the creature inside is a Beholder! (DnD)

Billy, being a goblin child, decides to use it as a Beholder grenade! (As a last resort!) The next big bad that wants to destroy the world, the Justice League comes together to fight them. Captain Marvel is somehow changed back into Billy Batson but instead of freaking out, he whips out the artifact and releases the monster to attack them!

Batman: A helpless child, I must save them!!!

Billy with the most evil smile throwing a literal monster grenade: ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Batman:...

Batman: They will be my child.

Honestly Captain Marvel hasn't been the same ever since he lost the cute little flower design on his cape.

THIS WAS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN! Bring it back right now! Let him feel pretty, it's his god given right!

They just got rid of it, they didn't even try to add a new design! >:(

So I was watching a show called Schmigadoon! and in the first episode I thought to myself "This is what people probably think of when they go to Fawcett City for the first time!" Of course Fawcett City is a lot less cartoonish and more realistic but still. If you want to see what I'm talking about just watch the trailer and you'll get the feeling of the show. It has the same old timey vibe, it's literally a magical place, and it seems like a paradise but if you look closer you see issues. It's just on a smaller scale with a town in comparison to a big city.

Solomon working 24/7 to make sure Billy doesn't die or reveal his identity: _(°ཀ°」∠)_

All of the other mythological figures after doing the bare minimum: (ᴗ˳ᴗ)💤