MC: Today Is A Day Of Running Through Hurdles.

MC: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Satan: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

MC: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Short MC: Tall people are the enemy.

Belphie: Can’t hear you hating all the way down there

Short MC: I’ll tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t notice until it’s too late

Belphie: Who said that?

MC: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Mammon: >:O language

Beel: Yeah watch your fucking language

Belphie: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BEEL THE FUCK WORD?

Satan: 'The fuck word'.

Levi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Asmo: Oh my god he censored it

Satan: Say fuck, Levi.

Asmo: Do it, Levi. Say fuck.

Asmo: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

MC: Okay.

Asmo: And make out during the scary parts.

MC: Th-

MC: The scary parts.

MC: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

MC: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Levi: The car takes a screenshot.

Lucifer: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Mammon: What does 'take out' mean?

Beel: Food.

Asmo: Dating

Lucifer: Murder

MC: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.