The Rules For The Skeleton War (unknown Date; Seemingly Ancient: Carved In Stone)

The rules for the skeleton war (unknown date; seemingly ancient: carved in stone)

GUIDELINES FOR

1: No doxxing, no bullying, no death threats. Such cowardly acts are UNBEFITTING OF THE SKELETON WAR

2: If a wizard casts a spell you must follow it. If they cast “turn undead” you must flee, unless you’re a heckin big boi. If a wizard casts “nuclear fire blast” then you’re dead. If a wizard casts the penis shrinking spell then YOU CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE SKELETONS DONT HAVE PENISES

3: If you blaze skeleton war post, link back to this original post with guidelines to OFFICIALLY DRAFT MORE SOULS INTO THE SKELETON WAR

why should I support the skeleton war?

Wouldn’t you rather see tumblr community nonsense instead of corporate brand pandering? Tumblr is one of the last true remnants of the old internet before everything became soulless algorithmic husks. Yeah its cringe sometimes, but its our cringe.

Hosting a social media website is not profitable, so thats why dev teams turn to advertisers, because our information and attention becomes their only product they can sell. If the community can invest in tumblr through blazed posts then we can get more frog elections and crabs and less fake friendly corporate bs.

its after halloween, isnt it a bit late for the sk-

THE SKELETON WAR IS UNBOUND BY YOUR MEAGER MORTAL REVELRIES

HOW DO I PARTICIPATE (AND NOT PARTICIPATE?)

Hello there great historian! I am but a humble wizard with a few of my favorite spells to share with you. I am fond of banjo wizard and wizard jam, as they turn the horrid dooting of skeletons into a lovely tune. I also enjoy using summon bear and wizard horse in battle. There seems to be no better ally than our furry furious friends. Continue with your great work farmer historian, and i wish you well!

Thank you for dropping in even if not to share news with me of the war that rages on outside. I am hopeful that much of this will come to a peaceful end one way or another, so few merchants come by with stories or wares and provisions that I find myself in need of a few things. But with that I wish you a good and safe day. Here is some dried salted meat for you, hope it's not oversalted.

There is a caw heard from the skies

11/28/2022 News returns

Wizards come from eggs.

Skeletons eat cardboard wizard for a snack on the go.

Wizard helps a skeleton color their armor. Be on the lookout for a rainbow skeleton.

Wizards apparently have a draft. Are women a part of this?

Did your high school do hall sweeps

Basically catch anyone who is about to be late to class and if you are late you get detention

This tik tok sums up the vibe and boost it up please

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRagQEHC/

As far as I know my highschool no longer does hall sweeps, but it has a Qr code in every classroom for you to sign out. Also if you are late to class it isn't a immediate detention we have a tier system so if you are late 3 times you get a warning, then 5 is after school detention, so on and so forth.

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So let me hold

Both your hands in the holes of my sweater

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Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood

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Here is some snowgrave art work 🙃🤭😘

Ayo come gets y'all's juice