Hello There Great Historian! I Am But A Humble Wizard With A Few Of My Favorite Spells To Share With

Hello there great historian! I am but a humble wizard with a few of my favorite spells to share with you. I am fond of banjo wizard and wizard jam, as they turn the horrid dooting of skeletons into a lovely tune. I also enjoy using summon bear and wizard horse in battle. There seems to be no better ally than our furry furious friends. Continue with your great work farmer historian, and i wish you well!

Thank you for dropping in even if not to share news with me of the war that rages on outside. I am hopeful that much of this will come to a peaceful end one way or another, so few merchants come by with stories or wares and provisions that I find myself in need of a few things. But with that I wish you a good and safe day. Here is some dried salted meat for you, hope it's not oversalted.

Fool I have been waiting for someone to try this!

Behold what my late husband left for me when he went off as a wizard to fight in the first war!

My army of constantly multiplying cats!

A great caw can be heard over head.

A letter flitters down

22/11/2022 Quebec to Dissolve

The Wizard Council votes to dissolve Quebec. News is being taken to the High Council to see if this brings war between the Wizards and non-magi as Canada is one of our allies.

Local peasant folk left in puzzlement after seeing a wizard and skeleton in a Tom and Jerry-esque chase throughout the city. City puts bans on "ridiculously large" hammers

New sub-types of wizards that specialize in different magics from mushrooms to bugs, what is next?

Skeleton blames Wizards for missing bone.

Skeletons found robbing graves causes increased officer presence and a curfew to be set for residents of the city.

Wizard finds spell that imbues milk with more calcium.

A skeleton and wizard found to be having a "rap off" or as a flee skeleton said "a battle of words and wit and mother's taking a hit."

Town folks question for skeletons; if they were human, do they still have their memories?

Greetings! If you haven’t heard, the Wizard Council has voted to dissolve Quebec. This will certainly leave countless innocents dead. A tragedy.

As you cannot afford spaghetti, I have acquired quite a lot of it for you. *miniature skeletal warriors carry in a bit too much spaghetti*

Thank you for your service in recording an unbiased history of the war.

Best regards,

A vaguely humanoid skeleton in a weird-looking cape

It is a shame to hear what is happening to Quebec. My father's family was from there, may my gran-gran rest in peace. And thank you for the spaghetti. I shall use it sparingly. Which milk would you like chocolate or strawberry?

Ayo!!!!

by Joyoustar

Hornet asks to meet with the White Lady. The topic? The vessels come up into Hallownest.

Words: 1135, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Hornet (Hollow Knight), White Lady (Hollow Knight), Dryya (Hollow Knight)

Relationships: Hornet & White Lady (Hollow knight)

Additional Tags: Angst, Mentioned Hollow Knight - Freeform, Mentioned Vessels, Hornet has feelings damn y'all, Hornet angry, The Pale King Being an Asshole (Hollow Knight), not directly tho, just mentioned, White Lady got lied to y'all, Canon Compliant, ish, we don’t really know, tea time, Both literal and figuritve, Not Beta Read, Not beta read we die like Tiso, White Lady just wanted a kid, Dryya is here, Dryya brought snacks, Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, pre-game, One-Shot, Short, Hollow knight brain rot, Wrote at like 3 am

hello kindred farmer! i heard you seek information, may i interest you in the story of some of my skeletal battles?

Please! I love long tales. If you need it you may sleep here tonight. We have a fireplace for warmth and stew. I have a spare room for guests.

Ayo come gets y'all's juice