Imagine Matching With Rengoku Kyojuro On Tinder...
imagine matching with rengoku kyojuro on tinder...

β tinder date kyojuro who has a long ass bio, written in all caps and with an excessive amount of exclamation marks and fire emojis, but his introduction is so sweet and endearingly to the point that you ignore the possibility of him being another weirdo.
β "about me: HI! I'M KYOJURO!!! I LOVE EATING AND KENDO TRAINING π₯π₯ SET YOUR HEART ABLAZE AND FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS!!!"
β tinder date kyojuro who has only uploaded three pictures of himself: a selfie featuring the most intense eyes and radiant smile you've ever seen, a shot of a table covered in various delicious-looking dishes and a full body shot of him right after a training session, displaying a very sculpted and very sweaty upper body.
β tinder date kyojuro whose friend, uzui, was the actual mastermind behind the idea of introducing him to online dating (and who is to blame for the addition of that third picture everyone say thank you tengen).
β tinder date kyojuro who isn't partial to the idea of matching for a hook-up because that's far from his style.
β tinder date kyojuro who feels so pulled in by your profile when it appears that he doesn't even swipe right, he superlikes instead.
β tinder date kyojuro who forces himself not to stare at your swimsuit pictures because he thinks it's disrespectful, but at the same time can't stop admiring how pretty your face and smile are.
β tinder date kyojuro who feels so ridiculously giddy when he matches with you (even more if you had already swiped right on him before he superliked you) that he messages you immediately.
β tinder date kyojuro who couldn't come up with a pick-up line to save his life, so he just started with a very simple, very straightforward "HI! I'M KYOJURO! I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!! π₯π₯π"
β tinder date kyojuro who is admittedly bad at replying because he's generally very disconnected from his phone, but when he does answer he can engage in hours-long conversations if nothing else demands his immediate attention and, of course, if you're up for them.
β tinder date kyojuro who respectfully ends chats with other matches the moment he becomes hopeful and optimistic about the direction of his conversations with you, because he would never, ever ghost other people if he stopped being interested.
β tinder date kyojuro who has actually taken notes of the hints you drop from time to time, like preferred date types and spots, hobbies, your favorite flowers, what kind of drink you order at coffee shops...
β tinder date kyojuro who doesn't rush meeting you in real life because he's genuinely content just chatting with you and learning more about you, but is unmistakably excited when you decide to exchange phone numbers.
β tinder date kyojuro who is smitten with the first voice note you send him, especially because it was of you wheezing at some funny inside joke he had referenced, and he had thought you had the most stunning kettle laugh ever (he lets you know that).
β tinder date kyojuro who physically fist bumps the air when the topic of your actual first date together comes up, and he can't help gushing to uzui about every detail he arranges with you. "a picnic, tengen! isn't it just the most wonderful idea for a first date?"
β tinder date kyojuro who turns up at the park only a few minutes later than you, apologizing for making you wait with a lovely bouquet of your favorite flowers.
β tinder date kyojuro who is absolutely delighted (and, flankly, a little blown away) that you had prepared some homemade food for the picnic (some of which he remembers having mentioned he likes).
β tinder date kyojuro who hasn't even held hands with you yet, but thinks he could marry you on the spot after the first bite of your cooking; he's the literal embodiment of the saying "the easiest way to a man's heart is through his stomach" (and yes, of course he goes "UMAI").
β tinder date kyojuro who loses track of time when he's with you, and visibly deflates like a scolded puppy when it gets dark because it means it's time to say goodbye. it helps, just a little, that you ask him to walk you home, and he complies without hesitation.
β tinder date kyojuro, whose disappointment at having to part ways with you is easily fixed when you confess that you'd love to see him again as soon as possible, and he has to actively fight the urge to squeeze the life out of you right there by your doorstep.
β tinder date kyojuro who deletes his tinder account as soon as he gets home because he knows it in his bones that there's no need for further searching.

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a/n: overanalyzing kny charactersβ love languages, both expressing their love and how they prefer to be loved in return.
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β ΰ£ͺ. β€οΈ ππππππππ! keep in mind these are all my opinion.

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β Tanjiro screams acts of service, and you can see it in the way he cares for everyone. Nezuko especially. So it should come as no surprise that his natural way of expressing his love for you is to do things for you. It ranges from small things, like instinctively covering table/furniture edges when you bend down to pick something up so you donβt hurt yourself on them, to quite literally using his body to shield your own from harm in battle.
β Winding down for bed? Let him help you with your skincare routine, applying moisturizing oils to your face with gentle swipes of his fingers over your cheeks. Do you wear your hair in a specific style? Please teach him how so he can do it for you! If he finds you cooking or cleaning up around the house, he always asks if there is anything he could help you with, and hesitates when you insist that there wasnβt.
βOkay, darling if you say soβ¦ but come find me if you change your mind?β he sighs, pressing a sweet kiss to your cheek before scurrying off to let you carry on with what you were doing.
β Tanjiro does all sorts of things with you in mind without even thinking about it. Like leaving notes with sweet things and reminders around the house when heβs away for when you wake up. Or offering to cook when youβre too exhausted to, being mindful of the things you prefer to eat, so you enjoy the things he makes β€οΈ
β Another crucial piece of his love language is words of affirmation. Tanjiro is never too shy to give praise, especially to his partner, whom he holds in the highest esteem. If you are ever feeling doubtful of your capabilities, he will be sure to put those insecurities to rest with endless reassurance and kind words.
β If you are a slayer like him, heβll be all but singing your praises after every successful dispatch, complimenting your form, courage, and gracefulness with shining eyes. He can always find a compliment for you without having to think very long or hard about it.
β And though it has little to do with why heβs in love with you, he canβt help but tell you just how beautiful he finds you to be. You truly take his breath away, even when you arenβt dressed up in the slightest. He thinks thereβs beauty in your comfortability around him. So even when you just rolled out of bed with your hair a mess and makeup from the previous day smeared across your face, he thinks youβre the loveliest creature to grace the earth.
β Tanjiro always notices when you change things about your appearance, and is sure to comment on every change with his approval.
β New haircut? Heβs asking to feel it and telling you how nice it looks on you. Wearing a new outfit? He'll note that it suits you perfectly and hopes youβll wear it more often. This is especially true when it comes to your scent. Seeing as his sense of smell is so potent, he easily becomes attached to your unique scent. He doesnβt care much for strong perfumes, but if you use a different soap or conditioner, he will notice.
βYou smell so good today, my love,β he sighs into the crook of your neck and shoulder as he embraces you from behind, reddish-black hairs tickling you.
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β It has to be physical touch. Although he is open to all sorts of ways his partner would express their love for him, their physical affection is by far his favorite way to receive it. He adores your every gentle touch and loving gesture, leaning into every caress, sighing into every kiss, and his eyes fluttering shut at every embrace.
β Your touch grounds and comforts him, bringing him back down to earth when his responsibilities and anxieties pull him into his head. You can tell when those worries are festering, weighing heavily on the man that grew up much too quickly and saw so many horrors so young. Survivor's guilt is brutal, and he rarely has the time to spare to confront how that trauma has affected him psychologically. But thatβs where you come in, salving and soothing.
β Your arms have become his sanctuary, holding him upright when he doesnβt have the strength to stand any longer. Your heartbeat against his ear calms him down like nothing else, so he melts when you guide his head to rest atop your heart, softly petting his wine-colored hair and reminding him that you were real- that you werenβt going anywhere.
β Tanjiro adores your hands. He loves the way they feel in his own, tugging him along when youβre out and about together so you donβt lose track of one another. He loves how easily he folds when you rub out all the aches and pains in his body after a long assignment, taking such good care of him.
β He loves the simple touches you think nothing about, like grabbing his waist as you brush past him, leaving him a flustered mess. Or the shapes you trace on his thigh while youβre seated side by side. You may do it mindlessly, but heβs hyper-aware of where your bodies meet, easily distracted by the slightest touches.
β Suffice it to say, he really likes it when you touch him.

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β A toughie, but Iβd say he primarily expresses his affection for you through physical touch!
β Inosuke has never been a prude about getting up close and personal, the man does fight people for fun after all. Which ties in with one of his favorite ways to show affection: roughhousing! He gets immense enjoyment out of play fighting with you, whether that be out of boredom or he just wants an excuse to touch you without coming off soft.
β Always touching you mindlessly, like resting an elbow on your head/shoulder, tugging you along by the arm toward fun activities, or leaning over you to pick up something. Doesnβt even think about it when he crawls into your lap or drags you into his own, and just scratches at his head when others act scandalized by his public displays of affection.
β Isnβt above making out with you in front of others so you might have to reign him in, even if he doesnβt entirely understand what the big whoop is about sharing spit with you with an audience. In his mind, that just means others will know youβre his βmateβ and to not bother competing, not that anyone could compete with βMountain God, Inosuke!β
β He definitely does the loving βhead bonkβ thing that cats do. Oftentimes he doesnβt even bother taking his mask off to do that though, and the fur of his mask is a little scratchy :(((
β Inosuke very much enjoys sparring with you, no matter the gap of power between you. Doesnβt matter if he knows heβll win or get his ass handed to him, he wants to share his passion with you. And if youβre as enthusiastic about fighting as he is? All the more reason to spend so much time testing one anotherβs limits and making one another stronger opponents in the process.
β Another part of Inosukeβs love language is gift-giving! oddly enough. Heβs very much the βfinders keepersβ and βif you have it, i want it,β type, but that seems to not apply to you.
β Expect to receive all sorts of odd trinkets, rocks, and shiny things he either finds, steals, or acquires on his assignments. While these things might not seem particularly valuable or significant, they meant something to him. Enough to want to share it with you in hopes it would make you happy too.
β The best part is the way he puffs up with pride after you express your approval of his offering, boasting about how βof course you like it! I, the great Inosuke, went through great trouble to get it for you!β though inside, heβs a little bit nervous when presenting his gifts to you, on the slight chance that you donβt appreciate them.
β The more you praise him for his gifts the more frequent they become, though you might be perplexed by the things that turn up at your doorstep. Theyβre mostly harmless, aside from the occasional dead animal.
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β His first choice when it comes to receiving your love would be words of affirmation. After all, who wouldnβt like a bit of praise every now and then? But in Inosukeβs case, he thrives off of being reminded of just how amazing you find him to be.
β Itβs not hard to find things about him to compliment, heβs a truly incredible slayer, and a fiercely loyal partner.
β Keep the flattering remarks coming! Heβs eating them all up! And getting more and more attached to you the more you tell him the things heβs good at.
β He doesnβt much understand compliments on his appearance, nor does he value them as much as your flattery of his physical prowess, but they do have an effect on him.
β As for the quality time part, making an effort to spend time with him is a surefire way to get his heart pumping (though he might not realize that heβs in love with you, just that he likes being around you.)
β Inosukeβs clingy in every sense of the word, trailing close behind wherever you wander off to. He wants to go everywhere with you, so making plans with him in mind or just getting up and tugging him along with you is totally acceptable.
β Inosuke finally understands what Tanjiro and Zenitsu meant when they said that food tastes better when you eat with others. Because his meals just donβt satisfy him like they do when he shares them with you. Sometimes heβll seek you out just to stuff his face beside you, grinning wolfishly when you scold him for eating too quickly, and making a face when you wipe food off his face (he secretly likes it)
β He wants to be a part of your routine, even if it consists of him just sitting there while you do your hair (do not trust him with it, he will make you look so busted istg π) or trying to sneak bites while you cook, only to get his hand smacked.
β Inosuke craves your company, even if you arenβt necessarily interacting. He just wants to have you there.

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β Words of affirmation hands down. Kyojuro is a man of praise and isnβt too shy to lay it on thick with his lovely partner. He honestly canβt shut up about how beautiful, amazing, and talented he finds you to be.
β The other Hashira β and honestly anyone thatβll listen β are constantly updated on the daily Y/n scoop! He just has so much adoration for you welling up inside that it comes spilling out of his smiling lips at every opportunity.
β His compliments arenβt empty either. Heβs an honest man, and only says what he believes to be true. And if you expect his flattery to stop at looks, youβd be sorely mistaken. He praises every little thing you do: swordplay, hobbies, crafts, simply existing.
β And if you were ever to make something special just for him? Heβs swooning so hard, accepting your gift graciously and telling you just how much he loves it and what a good job you did crafting it! Doesnβt matter how much of an amateur you are, he is waxing poetic about your stick figure like it's the most beautiful artwork heβs ever laid eyes on and keeping it forever.
βMy love, this is magnificent! Iβll cherish it and keep it close to me so that I might be reminded of you every time I see it!β Kyojuro announces with a bright smile so wide his cheeks start to hurt. You even swear you see his eyes get a little glossy at the gesture.
β Even when you arenβt doing anything particularly significant, heβs always expressing his undying love for you.
βI adore you, you know that, right?β
βYou make me so happy, darling flame.β
βYouβre so easy to talk to.β
(LIKE CHILL OUT WITH THAT BEFORE I π« )
β Definitely isnβt afraid to say he loves you outright. Heβd scream it to the world unashamed if you asked β€οΈ
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β physical touch physical touch physical touch!!! Though I doubt he realizes it, Kyojuro is devastatingly touch-starved. He lost his mother young, and his father is hardly the type to spare a caring touch for his children. That has an enormous effect on someone, even Kyojuro. So when he first gets a taste of your affections, heβs hooked.
β Wavers and melts into every gentle touch you offer him, looking enraptured at the feeling of your soft hands holding his face so sweetly, so delicately. Pay close enough attention and you might see him get a little teary-eyed, because how did he survive so long without this? He feels brittle beneath your fingertips, threatening to shatter with every featherlight kiss and caress.
β On one of your first dates, you asked if you could feed him and his heart nearly lept out of his chest. He of course indulged you, though he wasnβt prepared for you to cup his face and hold a piece of octopus with your chopsticks to his lips. INSTANT HEART EYES, and a considerable blush on his cheeks as he accepted the bite of food gratefully. Kyojuroβs loud exclamation of βTASTY!β was particularly spirited afterward.
β Kyojuro oddly feels obligated to thank you after you give him affection those first few times.
β Kyojuroβs definitely a hugger, so cling onto him all you like, and heβll hold onto you just as tightly.
β Cuddles? Yes please! This man is practically glued to you, and refuses to be moved, particularly in the morning.
β Kyojuro isnβt a morning person, and practically needs to be dragged by the ankles out of bed. And thatβs if you can pry his arms off of you to begin with. His relationship with waking up improves if youβre soft about it, coaxing him out of bed with plenty of kisses over his face until he canβt pretend to sleep any longer.
β Kyojuro wants to hold hands whenever youβre out and about together, whether youβre perusing food stalls, shopping at the market, or finding yourselves in the crowd of a bustling city.
β Play with his flame-colored hair and watch him melt into a puddle. Heβs so fond of it that heβll ask you to brush through it and tie his hair up in his signature half-ponytail most days.
β He finds your fascination with his hands endearing, and canβt stop smiling to himself when you play with them idly.

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β Tengen is definitely a gift-giver! He always returns from his assignments with something shiny or expensive to drop into your lap and watch you gush over it.
β Heβs always thinking of you and has a habit of buying things that even remotely remind him of you. Though sometimes it seems like he purchases things just cus he thinks theyβre flashy, and is a bit perplexed when they donβt seem to have the same effect on you. If youβre someone who prefers more humble gifts, or handmade items, he will adapt. A bit begrudgingly, because he wants to give you nice things, glittery things. Because he thinks you deserve them.
β His whole demeanor changes the moment he sees the way your face lights up when he gifts you something more practical. Pays closer attention to things you actually use when considering future gifts.
β Often gifts you things in hopes that youβll wear them on your person. Whether it be jewelry he thinks matches your eyes, a bright kimono in a color he just knows would compliment your skin tone, or moreβ¦ skimpy garments. For his eyes only, of course.
β he also strikes me as an acts of service guy? Tengen will do just about anything to protect you, all too ready to put your life before his own. And though he wonβt say it outright, he likes doing things for you. It hardly matters if youβre capable of doing tasks on your own, he wants to do them for you.
β And if youβre not the type to ask for help? Heβll just have to make your life a little harder. Puts your things on high shelves so you have to come looking for him to get them down for you, purchases extra heavy furniture so you have to ask so sweetly if he could move it, and doesnβt let you pay for a damn thing!
β It might be irritating, but he just wants you to need him, even in small ways. Thatβs what you get for getting involved with a man with an inflated ego that values you above all else.
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β Quite unsurprisingly words of affirmation. Tell him all the things you like about him, heβs got his chin on his hand and kicking his feet giddily. Has the nerve to ask, βand what else, darling?β As if you wonβt go off about how devastatingly attractive he is π£
β Pile on the praise, heβs lapping it all up. Youβll have him monologuing at this rate, hardly able to get a word in as he drones on about himself. Honestly, you shouldnβt feed into his ego so much, his headβs already as big as his waist π
βYouβre so pretty, Lord Tengen,β youβd purr, and heβs fluffing up like a bird, practically oozing with pride at your praise.
βSo glad you finally agree!β Tengen laughs, because of course he knows it, but canβt help but get cocky when his lover is forthright with their admiration for him.
β Though if you keep flattering him like that you might get him a little too excited, and heβs even more insufferable when his ego isnβt the only thing swelling.
β Praise beyond his appearance will surprise him, and itβs your secret weapon. Tell him that you feel safe with him, and that he does such a good job of protecting you. Gush about how helpful he is, or how well he treats you, and watch him melt, a bit unsure of what to say for once.

Men whose personalities flip when they have a crush on you
Suna, Atsumu, Oikawa, Suga, Yaku, Daichi, Futakuchi, Tendou, Kita x gn reader

God himself couldn't stop Suna from flirting with you. You'd think he has a secret twin; honey eyes dull and uninterested until you walk in. He's got a sly smirk on his face as he leans in to talk to you, the first conversation he's engaged in for the day. Calloused fingers poke your cheeks and tease their softness. You and you alone can make him seem this alive.
Atsumu could not be more quiet in your presence. His abdomen is starting to cramp up from how he's been sucking it in for the last two hours, not daring to breathe too loudly in front of you. He's clumsy and dazed, making you repeat yourself a handful of times before his ears regain their function to listen instead of just staring at you. A far cry from the perfect player he is on court.
Oikawa is insufferable. Whether itβs to the people around you both, or you directly, heβs flaunting everything heβs got. He has the pointless delusion that his friends will play wingman for him instead of sabotaging. Heβs not a tyrant captain but seeing Mattsun purposely distract you as he sets up for a floater makes him think Seijoh can go for a few laps after practice. Nicknames and small affections galore. Sure, he smiles and waves at all his fans but does he hold their hand and give them long hugs even if theyβre just excusing themselves to the restroom? Also he leans on you a TON. Has no spine when youβre around, just always draping himself over you and whining for your attention.
Sugawara gets a little mean. He can't help it! He knows he's the poster boy of being a kind senpai, but one glance at your sweet face has his inner desires tumbling out. He's fairly good at controlling himself but you are his one exception. He'll make sharp quips in the sweetest voice possible just to see you get whiplash over it. He knows he should stop, that there's a chance he might drive you away with his behavior, but he's addicted to teasing you in the worst way.
Demon senpai Yaku? Did you mean angel boyfie-to-be Mori πππ₯° Man is the simp of simps and everyone knows it. Nekoma is disgusted with the way his forehead vein disappears and he immediately stops yelling once when you walk in. Yaku spoils you rotten even if there is no label on you two; he's holding your hand to kiss the back of it, walking you to class, buying you dinner all the time, and complimenting you non stop. He's a perfect gentleman. That's not to say he won't tease you (relentlessly at that,) but that comes later. First, he needs you to know that you're the apple of his eye and there isn't anything he wouldn't do for you.
Daichi would forget his head if it weren't attached to his body. You're just so pretty and wonderful, it makes him nervous! The type to drop his food all over himself if he's eating around you. He's knocking things over and tripping over his feet in your presence. Daichi is adorably clumsy but he always gives you a bashful grin, blush staining his cheeks and ears.
Futakuchi teases you so badly, you'll think that you're the one with the crush instead of him. This man won't let you live. You're not even dating but he already has an entire folder of blackmail on you- when you fell asleep in class, you tripping up the stairs, dropping a whole bag of chips on your white pants. He brings up your embarrassing moments so often. I wonder how much attention he must have been paying to you to catch them all π§
Tendou is selectively awful to you. The definition of βgives you his worst to see if you deserve his best.β Heβs so tired of people abandoning him when they realize who he is as a person. Heβs almost expecting to scare you off, so he goes overboard as some assurance that βyeah, youβre not the one.β Color him surprised if you do stick around and dare he sayβ¦.treat him normally. If you get to that point, heβs gonna be clinging on you like there's no tomorrow. He might even seem like heβs leading you on a bit with all his hot and cold teasing, but trust me, there are definite feelings behind it.
Nobody expected Kita to be offering you his shoulder for a nap, but here we are. He cares about you deeply. Deep enough that when he sees you yawning, he folds his cardigan in his lap as an extra pillow while he gently guides you to his legs for a quick rest. He keeps his warm hand on your shoulder the entire time and gently rubs it, even long after you drift off. His highly valued personal space is now your highly valued personal space. He has the sweetest smile and a warm blush on his face whenever he talks to you. The team canβt even make fun of him because itβs so adorable.

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home workout | wakatoshi ushijima
summary β wakatoshi works out at home. he looks hot doing it.
pairing β wakatoshi ushijima x reader
warnings β nsfw content. minors dni. smut, blowjob, cum swallowing, pet name βmy loveβ
word count β 1.3k
authorβs note β please listen to this audio of wakatoshi (and kuroo) breathing heavily for the most effective experience

Itβs not your fault your boyfriend is totally irresistible. Heβs tempting you on purposeβ youβre sure of it.
Youβre trying so, so hard to focus on the reality show playing on the TV, but Waktoshi is being terribly obscene. A few feet away, heβs splayed out on a yoga mat, lifting dumbbells over his head.
Itβs unintentional, the way he gasps and heaves and, ever so often, groans. Itβs unintentional, yet it leaves you squeezing your thighs together and biting down on your tongue because your mind is starting to wander.
If you were a better person, youβd go to any other room in the house and let him work out in peace. But you stay seated, let your eyes creep over to the titan of a man in your living room.
Heβs a powerhouse in every aspect. Youβd think that maybe youβd be used to it after having him in your life for so long, but your eyes widen and drool pools in your mouth at the sight of him.
Thick, hard thighs. Veined arm muscles, straining. Carved pectorals and abdomen, clenching with every movement. Corded muscle over every inch of his bodyβa display of pure, unwavering strength. The manifestation of years of work heβs put into the sport he plays for a living now. Wakatoshiβs tan skin gleams with droplets of sweat, too, face flushed down to his chest.
Itβs terribly, horribly teasing. Itβs precisely what he looks like when heβs above you, rutting his powerful hips into yours relentlessly, face morphed into a mixture of concentration and bliss. Itβs what he sounds like when he pounds away at you, brings you to tears from pure bliss.
You want him. You need him. Your mouth is too empty, you decide. So you stand, shuffling over to him with an edge of guilt.
βCan you stop?β you say, standing by his mat.
He pauses, thick eyebrows furrowing. Concern quickly fills his sharp features.
βWhat have I done, my love?β
βYouβre hot. Itβs distracting me,β you tell him, crossing your chest.
His shoulders sag when it hits him he hasnβt actually done anything wrong and he chuckles, a deep rumble in his broad chest. βI apologise. Can you forgive me?β
βI will if you let me suck your dick,β you say, already sinking to your knees between his robust thighs. Thereβs mischief dancing behind the batting of your eyelashes, enticing your sweet boyfriend.
Wakatoshi likes to think heβs focusedβ itβs what heβs been told all his life, by coaches and teachers alike. His concentration never wavers, his determination ever so stable. Around you, though? He becomes entirely unrelenting.
Itβs why he doesnβt stop you as you paw at his jersey shorts, smoothing a hand up his thigh, along his crotch, up to the waistband. Itβs why he nods when you peer up at him for permission to pull them down his legs, no matter how simple it would be for him to ask you politely to wait until he finishes the few reps he has left.
His boxers come down and his cock, half-hard, springs upwards in its entirety. Your fingertips barely touch when they wrap around the tanned flesh which jumps when you start stroking up and down gently.
Drool pools in your mouth, your lidded eyes dropping to the sight of your boyfriendβs perfect dick. With your bottom lip caught between your teeth, you pump up and down his veiny length until heβs rock hard and blushing and pearly rivulets of pre dribble from the slit of his tip.
Thatβs when you start to drag your tongue along him, from his base all the way to his head, watching attentively as his head falls back and he showcases his glistening Adamβs apple. Heβs always so sensitive, falling apart at your slightest touch.
Your thumb teases his slit, smearing pre over his tip as it leaks while your tongue traces the veins that adorn his cock. And then, with a lustful hunger burning deep in your abdomen, your lips wrap around him and swallow.
You hardly give yourself a second to adjust as you take half of him without hesitation, tears welling and throat clenching as you adjust to the girthy intrusion. Wakatoshi hisses as his giant hand flies to your scalp, stopping you before you can push yourself any further.
βEasy, my love,β he says in a strained whisper.
Itβs hard to take his advice when you peer up and catch the tensing of his hard muscles, the parting of his lips, and the affection that glimmers in his olive eyes. It urges you on, really.
You pull back with webs of spit connecting your lips to his cock, stomach fluttering as your boyfriend brings his hand to your cheek and strokes it with his thumb. A second later and youβre dipping your head back down to envelop your mouth around him, choosing to bob your head this time.
βOh, f-β Wakatoshi cuts himself off with a groan, your throat so warm and tight around him that he shivers. He sighs when your free hand moves to grasp at one of his heavy balls, squeezing lightly but itβs just enough to make his cock throb in your mouth.
As you bob, you take him further and further until your nose is pressed to his pelvis and the dark wiry hairs of his happy trail tickle your skin. He squeezes his eyes shut from the jolts of pleasure that travel deep into his core, his brain turning to fog from the bliss of your slippery mouth. His flesh becomes seared, the blush on his cheeks seeping down to his chest.
Your throat clicks and splutters around himβheβs so big, not meant to be taken like this, and yet you do. With wet eyes and a numb mind, you keep him shoved down your mouth as your fingers take turns fondling one of his balls at a time.
Wakatoshi thinks heβs close to passing out. He can hardly remind himself to stave off his orgasm, too busy as heβs rapt by the burning pleasure of your tongue working his cock.
You pull away, heaving for air, but itβs only to mouth at his balls and suckle at them until theyβre covered in your slobber. You trail your tongue along the underside of his cock next, watching him gulpβ watching him slowly fall apart.
When you swirl your tongue and suck lightly at his tip, Wakatoshi moans. His abdomen tightens, his fingers scratching at your scalp as they tangle into your roots. Heβs losing all semblance of composure. You can tell, from the way his thighs tense and ragged breaths fall from his lips.
βIβm- close,β he groans, low, through clenched teeth.
Youβre bobbing your head again with determination, the lewd sounds every time you lower your mouth only bringing Wakatoshi to his edge more quickly. With your hand pumping up and down simultaneously, he doesnβt stand a chance.
His cock twitches in your mouth, and with a deep, rumbling groan that shakes his entire body, he releases. His warm load spills down your throat, his muscles bulging as pleasure wracks his huge body. A Roman god succumbing.
As you pull off of him to replenish your lungs, Wakatoshiβs mind is airy. To him, one thing becomes clear, however.
He lunges forward, scooping you up with ease despite having orgasmed just a moment ago.
βWakatoshi!β you squeal as he tosses you upon the couch. He kisses you, messy, licking into your mouth like heβs trying to taste himself on your tongue. It makes your head spin.
βIβd like to make sure youβll forgive me,β he says, still breathless and blushing. His hands wander up your t-shirt, fingertips brushing at your skin making you shiver. βWill you let me return the favour, please?β
Dating Kirishima

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A/N: Hey!!! I've been having Kirishima brain rot of months now so it's y'all problem now lol
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He is the definition of a gentleman; he holds doors open for you, helps you up steps, and walks outside the sidewalk closer to the street.
The first time he took you out on a date, he almost threw himself across the hood of his truck to stop you from opening the car's door to get out.
"W-Wait holds on; I'll get it for you!"
He is so polite with your folks.
Tries real hard to impress them, brings flowers for your mama, and gives your pa a firm handshake and compliments that beat up on racing car his been "fixin' " for years.
He's shaking the whole time; you have to hold his hand to get him to relax.
"I just don't want to mess this up."
He LOVES to show you off.
He'll take you out and strut around with you on his arm like he won the lottery. (If you ask him, he'll say he did)
He was so excited for you to meet his friends he grew up with; he told you so many stories of them from high school you can't help but feel a little intimidated.
"Hey, look at me; they're going to love you, okay?"
And they do!
Mina and Danki would gang up on him and tell you the stupid shit he did when they were teens.
Sero would crack a joke at Kirishima's expense, and everything was fine!
You got along with everyone and felt really welcomed by them; the only one that worried you was Bakugou.
"Then he crashed his head through this guy's window-"
"H-hey! Maybe we don't let her that one."
He sat there all night quietly watching you and every move you made; it felt like he was staring you down by the time the two of you left.
Eijiro noticed how quiet you were returning to the house and asked what was wrong.
You told him you were worried about what bakugou thought of you; you know the two of them are best friends, and you didn't want to cause problems.
He stared at you in the corner of his eye and told you that you didn't need to worry about that.
Later that night, you heard him on the phone with the blond when he thought you had gone ahead and gone to sleep.
You could see a grin split across his face.
"So, what do you think about her?"
"She's nice, man. Sweet."
"Yeah? Yeah, she is; she's the best, bro. I mean, like, did you hear how she laughs? Oh god, don't get me started on her nose and -"
He could go on and on about how much he loves you to anyone who would listen.
The lady scanning his items at the store? He's talking about how his surprising you with your favorite ice cream.
The old woman his helping cross the street? He's talking about how cute you were playing with your little cousins at your last family reunion.
"I just love her so much."
He does adore you; you are his main drive in life, and he absolutely would do anything for you.
He once stopped what he was doing mid-guys night and RAN all the way home from across town because you called him that you watched a scary movie by yourself. You swear to god you saw something outside your window.
"Don't worry! I'm here!"
He's knocked motherfuckers out over you; one time at a club, your shared friend group dragged the two of you too, and he decided to hang back as Mina pulled you onto the dance floor.
He hung back with the boys and was shooting shots when he felt Katsuki nudge his arm; he looked up at his friend, whose eyes were glued on the dance floor.
He looked over to see these two guys pressed up against you, front and back, you clearly distressed, pushing on the guy in front of yous chest, while the guy behind you pressed up against you even more, sandwiching you between them.
He's never moved faster in his life; he flew out of his chair and was tearing them both off you before they could even open their mouths; he had them on the floor rumbling.
At some point, Katsuki, Kaminari, and Hanta, as well as Mina, had jumped in to whip their asses which caused all six of you to get kicked out.
You were apologizing the whole ride home when he pulled over and cupped your face.
"As long as I am alive, no one will ever touch you like that again."
And you believed him.
Eraserhead x Reader How Convenient!
There were perks to working the night shift at Al Deraanβs Convenience Store. You got to pick the music playing on the old stereo, because there were rarely any customers present or sober enough to complain. You can be on your phone if nobody else is around. All you really need to worry about is turning off the lights before heading home, and locking up. Most nights, you are alone with the smell of window cleaner and prepackaged pastries.
Sometimes, he stops by.
Heβs a pro hero. A real one, with talent and history. Every time you see him, he exudes mystery and steadfastness. He is the coolest man you have ever seen, dressed all in black except for his scarf and protective eye-wear. You hang on every gruff word he speaks.
Which is usually limited to, βKeep the change,β or, βNo bag is fine.β
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