So This Person Has Opened My Eyes To The Wonderful World Of Timberkon Clone Baby And Now I'm Just Imagining

So this person has opened my eyes to the wonderful world of timberkon clone baby and now I'm just imagining if Tim not only made Caden and Wendy but also made a third. Like what if Tim was tryna wrap up the cloning stuff a few years after the first clone baby was made and after Bernard joined the relationship. he's like 'I should probably take care of that' and heads back into the lab with Bernard who offered to help take it down because he was interested in the cloning science and because he knows Tim will have a hard time doing it alone. except tim accidentally starts it up instead with his and kons DNA, and Bernard who was messing around with things he shouldn't have may have thrown his DNA into the mix. now they have successfully created another clone baby with Tim, Bernard and kons DNA.

Tim and Bernard stare in shock and slight amazement at the fetus sitting in the cloning tube. Tim had forgotten the amazement of seeing life form before your eyes. he managed to pause the process before it was completed but as they look at the life they created neither Bernard nor Tim has the strength to hit the terminate button. Kon is off world at the moment and neither knows how to tell him that while he was gone another accidental clone baby was created so they kinda wait till he gets back 2 months later when the clone baby is fully developed.

The interaction is kinda like this

Kon: I'm home!!!! Hope you guys didn't do anything crazy while I was gone, no new kids right?

Kon half jokingly says counting his two kids and two husbands.

Wait....TWO KIDS????

Tim and Bernard hiding a suspiciously baby shaped bundle in their arms:...ya about that....

Kon: baby, sweetheart, loves of my life. I'm not mad but you can't clone a child with our DNA every time you miss me. At this point they are gonna stop giving me off world missions Tim.

And that's how Kon was yet again blessed with a child after being gone for an extended period of time. He really can't leave them alone.

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Devon: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Constantine: *crouches down*

Brad: *kneels down*

Raul: *sits on the floor*

Devon:

Devon: I hate all of you

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Melody: What's it like being tall?

Devon: Is it nice?

Melody: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Constantine: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want

Devon: that was ONE TIME-

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Raul: your smiling. What happened?

Brad: what I can't smile just because I'm happy?

Devon: Constantine tripped down the stairs

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Raul: brad! I can't do this stupid math!

Brad: What’s the math problem?

Raul: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Lenore, covering minas ears, while brad smacks raul upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

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Brad: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Raul: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Leanor: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Trent: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Constantine : How do I ask Devon out?

Melody: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Constantine : No!

Dan: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Constantine : Stop!

The twins: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Constantine : I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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Steve: Hey Nathan.

Nathan: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: What the fuck?

Nathan: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Steve: What the fuck are you talking about?

Nathan: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Reese: See ya! *leaves*

Steve: I'm not pregnant!

Nathan: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Steve: I was never pregnant, Nathan!

Nathan: Are... you sure?

Steve: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Brad: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Nathan: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Brad: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: AW, MOTHERFU--

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Devon: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Brad: Do it or you're straight.

Devon: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

Tim: jokes on you, your son's my sugar baby 🖕🏼

Tim: Maybe if you aimed to be a little more environmentally friendly in your business practices, Posion Ivy wouldn’t have held your board of directors hostage.

Lex Luthor: I know it was you that leaked those files, I just can’t prove it.

Tim: What? Me? Mr. Luthor, I’m shocked you’d think me capable of such a malicious act.

Lex, slamming his hands on the table, pointing at Tim: Listen here you little shit-

Tim: Hey don’t get mad at me because your security is shit.

Lex: You- I slept with your parents.

Tim: Liar.

Lex: maybe, but you can’t prove I didn’t.

Tim: Which…?

Lex: Parents was plural.

Tim: My mom and dad?

Lex: Yep.

Tim: Liar.

Lex: That’s not all. Ask Bruce what happened in 2002.

Tim: You really are evil you know.

Lex, sitting down: Thank you, I try.

Reblogging because If I'm gonna finish this project I'm gonna need it 🙏🏼🙏🏼

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Tim is also very prone to diseases thanks to his lack of spleen, so Its 10x funnier if you think about the fact he's doing all this while in a Hazmat suit. Because if it's strong enough to get Kon and his kid sick, it's definitely strong enough to straight up kill Tim who's immune system is weaker than the average person.

Tim taking care of Kon and clone baby whilw they both have an alien flu

Clone baby: Daaaaaaad!

Kon: Baby, let your dad have a break...

Clone baby: DAAAAAAAAAAD!

Kon: ... Fuck it. TIMMMMMMMMMMM!

and tim's running over to them tripping on his own legs because now they can get SICK, what's next?? they just stop being invulnerable out of the blue?? tim absolutely can't have it, he has to investigate

(and bring them some chicken soup of course)