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Finn: If You Disrespect Rey Ever Again I'll Eat Your Shower Curtains.

Finn: If you disrespect Rey ever again I'll eat your shower curtains.

Kylo: I have glass doors..?

Finn: Well crunchity munchity then, do you think that will stop me?

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Steve: Tony, don't you think it would do you some good to stop drinking as much?

Tony: In your dreams, capsicle

Steve: *sigh* Could you then... I dunno... get some exercise? Do anything to counteract all these inevitable health problems?

Tony: What do you mean? I get plenty of exercise!

Steve: Crushing my will to live on a daily basis is not exercise.


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Peggy: What exactly do you know about women?

Steve: A woman is like an artichoke.

Peggy: ...

Steve: You have to do a bit of work before you get to her heart. What are your thoughts about men?

Peggy: A good man is like fine wine, they all start off as grapes and you have to crush them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you wouldn't mind having dinner with.

Steve: ... you see me as a grape?


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