Anne: Where's Marcy?Sprig: Around.Anne: Around?Anne: You Don't Have Any Idea, Do You.Marcy, Dropping

Anne: Where's Marcy? Sprig: Around. Anne: Around? Anne: You don't have any idea, do you. Marcy, dropping down from above: Did you know there's a space above the ceiling?

Luz: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? Lilith: Why? Luz: Hooty fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. King: Eda doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Grime: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Luz: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Hunter: Several traffic violations.

Willow: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Gus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Amity: Also, that's not our car.

Willow, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE LADYBUG!!!!

Gus: ...That's a gecko-

Chloe: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Max: Oh my god, really?!

Chloe: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.