Yeah Im Funny Like That Please Look At My Ha Has @cursed-cat-archive ;))))

Yeah I’m funny like that please look at my Ha has @cursed-cat-archive ;))))

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If you're currently taking requests, could I maybe get some hcs for a yandere Kankri with an equally obsessive/protective matesprit? And maybe he catches them after the act of 'getting rid of' someone who they deemed too close to kanny? Only if you have time and find it interesting enough though~ Sidenote, I hope you're having a wonderful day or night!

YES I AM BECOMING A YANDERE BLOG YES

Yandere Kankri Vantas with a protective S/9

Oh the sweet metallic blood dripping down your body. One less problem. One less person to keep you away from your dear sweet kanny. You never thought you like to feeling of crushing someone’s body with you battle axe. The blood felt so warm. Not as warm as kanny’s. Everything was perfect.

“Darling? What are y9u d9ing?” Wait-

The sound of someone walking towards you woke you up from your blood soaked trance.

Step

Step

“Wait- kanny it’s not what you think. Please don’t look at me at me like that-“

“9h darling, why w9uld I 6e mad?”

The feeling of warmth ingulfing you was enough you make you euphoric. Oh he loved you, he loves you, he loves you. Oh god. He loves you. Now you could be together forever. In a blood soaked dance of death and love.

On kankri was absolutely euphoric when he saw you covered in the blood of his friends

He was twitching in anticipation just to hold you. He didn’t need to hurt anyone now

You’re were his and he was yours. And no one. Not even death could take you away from him.

He’s over protective of you. He doesn’t have to kidnap you which is less work for him.

He’s always going to be clinging to you like it’s the end of the world. He loves you so much and how over protective you are

You glare at anyone else who looks at kankri even slightly. You’re always holding on to him tightly.

You’re always overly jealous of literally anyone he speaks to. You’ll kiss him rapidly whenever he does that.

Who’s the top? You are.

bro this blog is about to become one of my favorites blogs karkat with a s/o who’s too chaotic for their own good

Oh no, why? I can’t write oh no.

KARKAT VANTAS WITH A CHAOTIC S/O

Jesus Christ. Do you know how many times he’s had to stop you from coming at literally anyone with a sledgehammer? Because I don’t.

He has to keep you in check. All the time. Most of the time it’s him yelling at you to not do something while you continue to do it.

He scolds you whenever you’re done. Don’t get me wrong, he loves you and doesn’t want to see you change, but he’s so worried.

He’s like an old grandma. If trolls had grandparents

He has to help you sleep, make sure you eat properly, and make sure you don’t fucking die.

He’s basically the blue person and you’re the red person after red person gets into a fight and blue person is stitching them up while telling them how stupid they are and then they kiss at the season finale because red person is going to sacrifice themselves.

Yeah

You’re that.

There’s literally things in your room that make him scared to go in- WHY DO YOU HAVE A GIANT SCCOBY DOO PLUSHIE?

He’s mostly happy that you don’t have major injuries. He’s learned the hard way that you won’t sleep unless he’s holding you.

He knows you get very excited by everything, but once in a while please calm down?

He gets wrapped In whenever you’re doing something chaotic and stupid like

“Hey karkat wanna ride the trains like in subway surfer?”

“LIKE IN WHAT?!”

“It’ll be fun let’s go!”

“NO WHAT BACK OFF.”

Yeah fun times.

I have another request, kind of connected to my last one! Hm.,, How do you think yandere Kankri would react to being chained up by his s/o in his sleep? My idea was s/o got paranoid abt him lying abt loving them after they killed his friend(s), but really it can be whatever you'd like! ♡ I'm just curious how you think he'd react to it - would he reassure them? Feel offended by their distrust in him? Get excited about them being extra possessive? The possibilities are practically endless y'know?

Yandere Kankri Vantas with a protective S/9, the sequel

The chains were on perfectly. Not tight enough that he wouldn’t be able to move but not loose enough that he could run and hurt you or himself

You paced the room. This was wrong, you’ve already killed his friends. There’s so way he’d leave you.

He loved you

Of course he did, why did you have to go and mess shit up!

Oh no. He’s waking up. Oh no.

“Darling? Where am I?”

He looked at his wrists. Then he looked around the room. He looked at his disheveled clothes, and then finally at you.

“You were lying to me! You said you weren’t going to leave! But I know you don’t love me! Who would ever love a monster like me?!”

“9h darling? Is that all? Y9u’re s9 cute when y9u’re jeal9us. Y9u went t9 all 9f the tr9u6le just t9 keep me with y9u? Even when I wasn’t planning 9n leaving? 6ut sense y9u sh9wed such distrust in me, unchain me please.”

You unchained him and went in to hug him. He pushed you away and walked out of whatever shit hole you were keeping him in.

You tried to get him to say something to you, anything! But he just ignored you and walked right out of the room.

This is y9ur punishment darling. Until y9u learn t9 trust him, he’s g9ing t9 ign9re y9u. S9rry.

You should’ve had more trust in your matesprite.

S9rry darling.

I made my own profile picture! I’m the mage of breath so it’s only obvious I give them (my baby) my aspect! I might also do one for canun (my extended zodiac!)

!Requests still open!