Yeah Im Funny Like That Please Look At My Ha Has @cursed-cat-archive ;))))

Yeah I’m funny like that please look at my Ha has @cursed-cat-archive ;))))

Hi! I love your blog and I wanted to ask something if that's ok 🥺❤️✨ Could you maybe do yandere zebruh hcs but he is very touched starved and so if his love interest? THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE BEST BLOG ON HERE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I only do this because I TRUST you wont show my TikTok, also me and my friends got excited when you found me so eyo

❤️Yandere Zebruh Codakk with a touch starved s/o🖤

He’s already very unstable to begin with so the second you come to him for affection he’s over the moon! No ones ever wanted to touch him! Not even his Lusus! He’s so so so excited. He can’t wait to hold you in his arms and protect you for anyone!

The first time you ever approached him for affection was nerve wracking. He slowly crept towards you, scared to make a wrong move, scared if he did youd disappear and never come back.

He crept towards you and cautiously wrapped his arm around your shoulder. If you let him continue he’ll be all over you in seconds. Crying into your shoulder and holding on to dear life.

You wanted to touch him. You wanted to be around him! That made him so happy! So so so happy! Finally! Someone! 

He’ll began to obsess over your touch. He wants to hold you every second of the day. Kissing your hands, neck, arm, legs, whatever he ca. Get his hands on. As long as you’re in his arms, he’ll be euphoric!

He doesn’t let go, not for a long long time

“♠️Oh red love you want to touch me? That’s so perfect! Because I’ve been waiting to touch you for a long time! Come on! Let’s cuddle!🖤”

Yooo what about Dave asking out his s/o? this blog is really good aha I love your writing :)

Fuck yeah I have three things to work on. Life is good

Dave strider asking out headcannons

Oh fuck, smooth? Absolutely (not) this fucking dude holy shit this fucking Dude.

He’s not smooth at all

Sure on the outside he’s calm and collected but on the inside, he’s cumbling

His thoughts are plagued by you and not long after his subconscious writing about you in his raps which just makes him MORE embarrassed

He always leaves and extra straw in his apple juice just for you, ya know. Just in case you want to ironically drink from his cup. Ironically.

His confess is really sweet actually. He asks if he can fly you up, aka, uses his weird god time powers to fly you up.

He almost drops you, cause he’s sweaty.

He flys you up and ends up slipping so now you’re both falling. He grabs you ends up confessing while he’s apologizing.

Stupid poopy head

You had to hug him and tell him it was alright

He doesn’t even kiss you. He just runs to tell Egbert

Ay,,may we get some, yandere tavros? Ngl I’m curious on how u think he’s like as a yandere

My boyfriend @cursed-cat-archive helped me with this and yes you should send him pictures of your cat

tAVROS NITRAM YANDERE HEADCANNONS

Oh boy howdy oh boy howdy my mans.

You’re fucked

He’s definitely a Selective Yandere. He picks a chooses what he wants to hear from you. You’ll tell him how great he’s doing but tell him to calm down the “confidence” act.

He ignores you (JUST LIKE HE DID TO JADE I JUST FUCKING REALIZED WHILE WRITING THE THIS)

He’s so excited to finally have a friend who likes him and not just gamzee! He loves trolling you, talking to you, anything!

You thought he was amazing, yes, he was amazing! He was so much better than anyone around him! Those other trolls didn’t deserve to talk to you! You only deserved someone as amazing as him. And you had that! You had him and you loved him!

You loved him right? You thought he was perfect! Of course you loved him! Oh please love him, please he’s going to run back to Vriska, she’s going to hurt him, you wouldn’t want that right? Please keep telling him how amazing he is, for his sake?

Everyone notices. He’s so much more brutal, he yells at anyone you even tries to talk to you. He, sadly, can’t take away your human friends.. But don’t worry! He’ll get rid of everyone for you! These pieces of shit don’t need you! You’re his confidence! His little butterfly.

When you finally meet, he drags you away, none of these shit heads deserved you!

“rIGHT,, mY LITTLE BUTTERFLY, yOU WANT TO BE WITH ME, aFTER ALL WE’RE FRIENDS”

Friends. It left a bitter disgusting taste in his mouth just thinking it. It felt like... kissing Vriska again.

He kept you in his Respiteblock, no one except him is allowed in or out. Because no ones left, except one, jade. She keeps managing to escape him.

You did too. You ran and tried to find a way out. If you could just find your way to a window you could use your god tier powers to get out. What is that smell, what is that sound?- Jade?!

He’s, oh god. No, jade. Please god no, is this why all your friends are missing?! Fuck, fuck-

“oH MY BUTTERFLY,,, wHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE MY RESPITEBLOCK, gUESS WE HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY”

Oh fuck, you’re bleeding. Why are you bleeding? Why do your legs hurt so much? Why are you so tried?

Don’t worry! You’re going to be okay! He’s going to take great care of you! Even if he has to cut off you legs to keep you from leaving!

Never going to stop talking about this. Never

Look at mspa reader, biggest kin right there. Biggest♥️

you know what It’s angst time,,, vriska seeing her s/o murdered right in front of her? yeah ❤️

Oh no❤️ Also you weren’t specific so I’m gonna go with a failed dying on god tier bed, like Terezi did to Dave.

Vriska Serket watching her s/o die

Oh no

She had to get to you. As soon as possible. She could fly very good after all, she hadnt been flying for a long time

She knew it was your turn now. You were both going to become gods together! You were going to be matesprites for life!

But wait. She had reached your quest bed but. You weren’t there.

Where were you... oh no.

She watched a your jack killed you right before your quest bed, your head came clean off. And then he was gone. Like he hadn’t killed the most important person in Vriska’s life.

Jack stole the light of thief of light.

She froze, no, she must of just misseen. You were so much stronger than him. You couldn’t have died.

Oh no. Oh gog no. Please no.

She flew over to you as fast as possible.

You had to be okay. You had to!

You were her matesprite and she doesn’t date losers who die right when victory was right there.

But when she got closer she knew it was true, her timeline was doomed, you died. You were gone. She put your head and body not the quest bed and begged. Begged for anyone to let you acend

Nothing

A blinding light engulfed the planet and then nothing. It was pure darkness

Her light was gone.

Vriska became more closed off. She never left your planet. She never answered any of her friends, or even the humans who pestered her.

She was alone now, truly and deeply alone. They stole her light.

Why did you have to die? :::’(