Locked In [Derek Hale]
Locked In [Derek Hale]

Description: Derek locks Y/N in a closet.
Y/N Y/L/N.
Werewolf? No.
WereCoyote? No.
Banshee? No.
Kitsune? No.
Hellhound? No.
Human? Yes.
Huntress? Definitely.
Though she has the weapons, and skills to defend herself and others she felt constricted. Derek, Y/N's best friend is overprotective. Not just a 'No you're not going' overprotective. It is more along the lines of 'I will lock you in a room with no windows until I get back' overprotective.
That's where she's at now.
In a room.
With no windows.
And a locked door.
"Derek!" Y/N yells as she kicks the door. The pack is going after Void, and in their past meetings he had expressed his want to kill the woman. So, Derek decided to tie her hands up and lock her in a room.
"You're not going Y/N! I'm trying to keep you safe!"
"Yeah! And you better be keeping yourself safe because when I get out of here I'm going to kill you!" She shouts, getting even more irritated.
"You don't mean that." Derek's voice softens.
"I know I don't mean that, but seriously Der! You had to tie my hands?!"
"You'd break the door down if I didn't."
Y/N looks down at her knife holster strapped to her thigh, and sighs when she sees it's missing.
"The knife too?" Derek chuckles and looks at his phone to see a text from Scott. "I have to go, ok? Don't try and break the door."
"Fine!" Derek smiles and starts to walk out the door. "But do me a favor and be careful!"
"I'll be fine."
"You better, because if you die I'll starve to death in here!"
"Funny Y/L/N."
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Panic [Stiles Stilinski]

Description: Stiles and Y/N crash.
Warnings: Panic attack, blood.
It was storming. The car that went around the curve was speeding. The headlights weren't on. He should've known better than to speed like that.
Stiles opened his eyes and groaned. His body felt like it had been thrown against a brick wall a thousand times. He finally looks around. He is hanging in his seat, only restrained by the seatbelt. Something shifts on the passenger side and lets out a whimper
"Stiles? Are you alright?" Stiles turns his head to his girlfriend. She's laying on her side, surrounded by shattered glass, blood and clutching a wound on her stomach.
"Oh god. Y/N you need to stay awake, help is coming!"
"Stiles, I don't know how much longer I can do that."
"No you're going to stay awake." Stiles maneuvers himself to where he can jump down without landing on her and sits beside her. Y/N's eyes are closed, and her body is limp.
§§§
"Stiles?!" Sheriff Stilinski called out for his son. This has always been his worst nightmare. To be the first on the scene of a bad crash to see his sons blue jeep. Now that nightmare is a reality.
The jeep is laid on the passenger side with shattered glass laying all around it. It is smashed and scraped signaling the points as to where it fell before it came to a complete stop by the rock wall.
"Dad!" Stiles voice comes from inside the jeep. The older Stilinski runs over, climbs on top of the jeep and peers down through the drivers door. Stiles is sitting on the ground holding pressure on Y/N's abdomen where blood is still gushing out. "You have to help her. Please dad!" Stiles cries.
The car directed its hit into the passenger side, where Y/N is still buckled in laying on her side unconscious.
"It wont stop! I don't think its supposed to be coming out this fast!"
Stiles could feel it coming on. His pulse is raised. His breathing is fast and ragged. It's been happening a lot lately.
It is a panic attack.
"The ambulance is on its way. Are you okay?" Stiles has a few cuts and bruises, but other than that he is fine.
"I'm fine, I-I just need to get her out of here."
Eventually Y/N was pulled out of the jeep and rushed to the hospital, but Stiles stood in front of the jeep looking down at his hands.
Still covered in her blood.
Scott showed up and was talking to Parrish when he heard Stiles' heartbeat and breathing. He walked over to his best friend and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Stiles?"
But Stiles was in his own world, trying to calm himself down.
"Stiles!" Stiles grabbed his chest as hit heaved, trying to get a full breath in.
"I-I breathe. I can't." He took a shaky breath and tried again.
"I cant breathe."
Mistakes [Jay Halstead & Will Halstead]

Description: Y/N and Jay are in a secret relationship. Will likes Y/N and makes a move on his brothers girl.
Y/N and Jay had been secretly dating for four months now, and it was going relatively well. They'd spend the night and most days off together, and have little dates at home. Which is what they'd done last night.
Y/N locks her apartment door and follows Jay into the hallway.
"Ready?" Jay asks. Y/N nods and they interlace their fingers before they start walking.
Jay walks Y/N to her car and they stand outside of it for a few seconds.
"Be careful today please. I don't need you showing up in the ED with a GSW."
"Can't make any promises, but I'll try my best." He chuckles then kisses her forehead. "You be careful too. Don't try to fight grown men if they are on steroids."
"Will do." Y/N laughs. She looks at her watch and sighs. This was her least favorite part of the day. "I'll see you later, ok?" Jay nods and gives her one last kiss before he opens her door for her and closes it once she gets in and starts the vehicle. He doesn't make his way to his vehicle until she's made it out of the parking lot.
§§§
Y/N and Will were working on a young boy who'd been brought in, obviously assaulted. They'd called for the police to come to the hospital, but then they got dragged into questioning from the head of the hospital.
They'd finally made it into the break room for they're lunch when Y/N caught Will staring at her.
"You ok Halstead?" She asks as she sits down next to him.
"Yeah." He clears his throat and looks away. "Just thinking about some things."
"What things? I could probably help." Y/N offers and sits her lunch on the coffee table.
"Well. I uh-." He hesitates. "There's this girl I like. I've liked her for a while now, but I don't know much about her, like if she's single, because she tends to like having her business broadcasted to the whole city of Chicago." He pauses. "She sort of acts like she might feel the same way, but I'm not sure if it's just how it seems to me."
Y/N thinks for a minute.
"I could tell him how I found out Jay liked me. I mean telling one person about us wouldn't be terrible, besides, he's his brother."
"Well, you could try making a move on her, but a subtle one, you know? So it's like if she responds well to it, she most definitely is attracted to you, but if not, she'll think of it as a friendly gesture." Y/N explains. Will nods and they sit there for a few moments in silence before Y/N starts to speak again. "I actually want to tell you something. I'm-." She gets cut off by Will smashing his lips onto hers. Y/N squeaks and jumps up from the couch. She covers her mouth with her hand. "-Dating your brother!" She finishes.
§§§
Jay has seen it all. He was the Detective sent to get information from the boy, and Maggie had told him where both you and Will were.
Well, he didn't see it all. Just the part that makes it look like Y/N kissed his brother.
For the rest of the day, Y/N didn't hear anything from Jay, and when she went to his place that evening, she didn't expect grumpy Jay.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Y/N asks as she sees Jay's grumpy demeanor.
"You should know." He states coldly.
"Ok?" She drags.
Had he seen what happened?
"You kissed my brother."
Yep. He saw.
"Jay. That wasn't at all what it looked like." Y/N says.
"Well to me, it looked like exactly what I saw." Jay retorts.
"I didn't want you to see it." Y/N whispers and rubs her temples.
"So you did kiss Will?!"
"No! Of course not! Will said he was having trouble telling if a girl he liked felt the same way, and I decided to tell him about us to use you as an example, but before I could get it out he kissed me!" Y/N exclaims, using her hands for special effect. "I'd never do that to you, and neither would Will! It was a mistake."
"But, you guys were so close to each other-." Jay cuts himself off.
"I was just trying to be a good friend, Jay." She says softly. "I love you. I'd never, ever, do that to you."
Jay looks at her, surprised.
That was the first time she's told him she loves him.
"It's ok. I get it." Jay says. "I guess I was just worried that I lost you to my own brother." He admits.
"No, never." Y/N hugs him and Jay just melts from her warm presence.
"And by the way. I love you too."
Pick Me [Stiles Stilinski & Isaac Lahey]

Description: Stiles is in love with Y/N but she’s not in love with him.
"He is so cute." Y/N thinks as she watches Isaac Lahey stands next to Scott on the Lacrosse field. She didn't normally sit there and watch them practice because that's creepy, but Stiles needed a ride home because Roscoe is in the shop, so she waited for him. Stiles was currently practicing his shots and kept bouncing the ball off of the goalies helmet. Isaac and Scott laugh at her friends attempts at making a goal. "He has an adorable laugh, beautiful heart, gorgeous face and he's snarky, just like me. We'd be a perfect match." She thinks again.
After a while Coach Finstock finally calls practice for the day Stiles trudges over to his friend.
"Good practice Stiles." Y/N says with a smile.
"Yeah, ok." Stiles snorts.
"Oh come on Mieczyslaw, you're human. Cut yourself some slack. Scott and Isaac are on werewolf steroids, so that's not really fair." Stiles looks at her for a second before nodding. He shoves his gloves in his bag then turns to her.
"Again with the first name. How many times do I have to tell you to stop saying that." He whines.
"For the rest of our lives Mieczyslaw. See, rolls right off the tongue." Y/N chuckles. "Anyways, did Isaac say anything to you about me?" She asks hopefully.Earlier, Y/N and Stiles made a deal, that if she gave him rides until his Jeep was finished, he'd ask Isaac about her.
"Yeah, he uh, said it was sweet of you to give me rides and you look nice today." Stiles says as he rips his cleats off. He doesn't want to do this, but Y/N really likes Isaac and he'd never be able to tell her no. Y/N blushes and looks down at the ground. "We should go. I have homework." Y/N nods and grabs her bag. She leads Stiles to her car and gets in after putting her bag in the backseat.
On the way to Stiles' house Y/N turns to him. "I feel like I should talk to him. Should I talk to him? It might be a bad idea." She rambles. Stiles looks over at her and smiles. They have a lot in common.
"You should. I think he likes you." He says.
"That or it's his flirty personality." Stiles thinks.
"Are you sure? I really like him and I don't want to screw everything up."
"I am 99.9% sure he has feelings for you too." Stiles sighs. After that Y/N pulls up in front of Stiles' house and he gets out immediately and throws a 'Thanks' over his shoulder. "Why can't she be in love with me." He mutters.
Y/N pulls away and starts thinking. "I feel confident. I should probably do this now." So she turns onto Scott's street.
§§§
Once she makes it to Scott's, after sitting in her car for a minute, making sure she looks ok, she walks up to the front door. She hears music coming from inside, so she rings the doorbell. After a minute she rings it again. After three minutes she puts her hand on the doorknob and turns it to find out it's unlocked. She walks in and closes the door behind her. Obviously the music is so loud Isaac can't even hear over it, even with his enhanced hearing. She follows the sound up to Isaac's door and knocks on it.
"Isaac, it's Y/N, can I come in?" After no one answers she gets worried and twists the handle to push the door open. Her eyes immediately land on Isaac on top of Allison, who is shirtless and has one bra strap off. They are making out. Y/N drops her keys that she'd held in her hand and puts her palm over her mouth. "Oh my god."
Isaac jumps up and looks over at her. He turns his music down and Allison covers herself up.
"Y/N, what the hell?! Don't you know how to knock?!" He yells.
Y/N bends down and grabs her keys quickly. "I did. I'm sorry. I-I rang the doorbell and no one answered and I got worried so I walked in and you didn't answer when I knocked so I thought you were hurt or something." She rushes.
"I'm fine. What do you want? I'm kind of busy here." Isaac replies in a cold tone.
He's never been like this.
Y/N stares at Isaac before opening her mouth. "Nice to know we feel differently about each other." She snarls. She turns and runs down the stairs. She slams the front door on her way out and her tires screech as she pulls away from the curb. All with tears running down her face.
§§§
"He lead me on! He acted like he had feelings for me! When does a boy ever give flowers to a girl he doesn't like?" Y/N rants to Stiles. Stiles just sits on his computer chair as she paces his room. "No guy will ever love me. Am I that bad?"
"I do." Stiles whispers, he didn't think she'd hear it, but of course in true Y/N Y/L/N fashion, she did.
"What was that?" She asks.
Stiles' eyes widen and he decides this is it.
He's finally going to tell her he loves her.
"I do. I love you!" He exclaims and pushes off of his chair. "So, pick me. Choose me. Love me." He says.
Y/N looks at him for a few seconds before dropping her eyes to the floor. "Stiles. I can't."
"Well there goes my heart."
One Guy [Ethan Dolan]

Description: Y/N is in love with a twin, but not who you think.
A/N: Inspired by googledol’s edit on instagram.
"There was this one guy. Smart,"
"Gray! That was amazing!" Y/N yells as she runs to hug him. She had asked him to help fix her dirt bike. She broke something while riding deep in the trails behind her house and even her dad couldn't figure it out, and her dad could fix literally anything.
Grayson had taken it back to his house and spent the whole night before looking through it, trying to pinpoint what was wrong with the thing.
After multiple curse words being used, finger pinches and dropped tools he figured it out.
The next morning he pulled into the Y/L/N's driveway at exactly ten thirty a.m. Y/N was already out riding her four wheeler when she saw Grayson's truck stop.
She drove up to him and jumped off. "Hey! You couldn't figure it out either, could you?" She gestures to her bike in the bed of the truck. Grayson chuckles and jumps into the bed.
"Help me get it down and onto the track and we'll see."
Once they got the dirt bike out on the trail Grayson said he'd test it out for her. Y/N waited over the hill that they'd made for jumps and she hears Grayson start it up. He revved it a couple of times and then sped down the trail and over the hill, doing a jump and landing close to her.
"Gray! That was amazing!" Y/N yells as she runs to hug him. "Oh my god! I can't believe you got it to work! You're so smart, thank you!"
"Loyal."
Y/N's date had ditched her. Again.
The first time he had said he got sick, and she believed him because a respiratory virus had been going around lately. This time she didn't know what'd happened. She received no text, call, anything. She just stood there, outside of the restaurant they were supposed to meet at and waited for an hour. The place was a good thirty to forty minutes away from her house depending on traffic and it had just started raining.
She gets in her car and sends the boy, Daniel, a text saying she was leaving, and she doesn't want to talk to him again. She puts her phone down and buckles her seatbelt, then puts her foot on the brake to press start her car. She presses the button and nothing happens. She tries two more times to make sure she isn't crazy and again, nothing happens. She punches the steering wheel and tears well up in her eyes.
'Of course this happens. I've already had a shitty day.' She thinks.
It can't be the key fob battery. She had just replaced that. So, it had to be something wrong with the car itself. She grabs her phone and texts her dad. He and her mother went out of town yesterday for a convention in Florida. She told him what was going on and he texted back saying he was calling a tow truck for her, but she'd need to get a ride because her parents didn't trust Uber's.
Y/N sighs and leans back in her seat, going through her brain to see who she could call to pick her up. Grayson, is on a date. Ethan, is at home with the respiratory virus. Her Uncle is on vacation. Her friends are all at parties, most definitely drunk.
She's stranded at a damn steakhouse.
"I could text Grayson and ask him indirectly if he's still on his date." She says to herself and grabs her phone.
Y/N Y/L/N
Hey Gray, how did your date go?
He texts back immediately.
Grayson Dolan
Ugh, don't get me started. How's yours going?
"Oh thank god." She mumbles.
Y/N Y/L/N
Well I've been stood up again and now my car won't start, so I'm sitting in the parking lot, stranded until the tow truck gets here.
Grayson Dolan
I'm on my way.
Once Grayson arrives the man had just finished loading her car up. She thanks him and then runs to Grayson's car so she doesn't get anymore drenched than she is. She gets in and buckles her seatbelt and then sees the water on the seats.
"Sorry about the water, and thank you for picking me up."
"It's ok babe, they're leather. And you're welcome, gave me an excuse to leave anyway."
Her eyes widen and she turns to him. "Gray, you were still on your date?! You didn't have to leave to come pick me up!"
Grayson chuckles and shakes his head. "You're my partner in crime. I'd drop everything for you."
"And, he was also, well, unique."
"This one is for the boys with the booming system! Top down, AC with the cooler system! When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up got stacks on deck like he savin' up!" Grayson screams at the top of his lungs while he raps to Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass". Y/N laughs as she records him to put on her Snapchat.
'He doesn't even know I'm standing behind him.' She captions it.
After it's posted Grayson turns around, acting like his hand is a microphone and stops singing.
"Oh shit!" He exclaims.
"Just trust me on this one.We were incompatible."
They were so different. Grayson was shy, not really outgoing. And she would never hold that against him, but she was adventurous, talking to random people all of the time, wanting to take risks.
Opposites attract, but maybe not romantically.
"You said one guy. Am I to assume there were more?" Y/N's grandmother asks.
"Well... There was this other guy." She replies.
Grayson's twin, and Y/N's other absolute best friend, Ethan. She's been crushing on Ethan since seventh grade. He was smart, loyal, unique, loud and adventurous. They were basically the same person, just different genders.
"Hey pretty girl." Ah. His infamous nickname for her.
"Hey pretty boy." She smiles.
They're soulmates.
Lifeguard [Ethan Dolan]

Description: Ethan keeps running into a beautiful lifeguard at the beach.
Warnings: Dislocated knee. I think that is it?
Their encounters had started months before. He was a surfer who liked to get himself into tricky spots, and she was a lifeguard just doing her job.
The first time they met was when he got smashed in big surf. He'd resurfaced and grabbed onto his board, but didn't get on, so she paddled out to check on him, fearing he might've suffered a concussion or a spinal injury.
"Are you ok?" She asks once she stops paddling and sits on the rescue board.
"Yep, just sucking up my pride, or what's left of it." He lightly chuckles and jumps up on the board.
"You sure? No pain in your head, neck or back? You were smashed pretty hard." She questions, but also hints that she'd seen him wipe out.
"Yeah, I'm all good. Thanks though." She nods and then turns to catch a wave back in. He watches her as she turns to go over to a swimmer holding onto a boogie board. She gets the boy on the board and gets the boogie board secured before taking them both back into shore.
This happened three more times over the course of two weeks.
§§§
The next time they met was again, in the water. This time she'd just gotten off duty and was heading back to the tower, but then her radio goes off, her coworker telling her there's been a incident in the water, and she needed to book it out there. She grabs a board and runs in. She quickly makes it out there to see the same guy she'd paddled out to multiple times a few weeks earlier, holding up a guy with a dislocated knee.
"Dislocated your knee?" She asks. The man nods with a grimace on his face. "Alright, could you give me a hand getting him up on my board?" She asks the man. He nods and she jumps into the water. "Get him on his side and then we'll roll him." They get the man on his side and place the board behind him. She supports his leg and the other man rolls the board so it's sitting normally. "Thank you for your help."
"I'm coming with you. He's with me."
"Alright. If you see a big set warn me!" Then she turns to the man on her board. "I'll try not to get a big wave so it doesn't toss you around." The man nods. Once they get in they help the man up and over to the ATV. "We've got an ambulance on the way. How's the pain?"
"A four or five probably."
"Don't act tough Jake, you know it's hurts like a bitch." The other man laughs.
"Shut the fuck up Ethan." Jake groans. She laughs and gets a splint.
"Alright, I'll put this on so you can't move your leg around and I'll drive you up to the tower."
After sending his friend off, Ethan walks back over to her.
"So this is the fifth time I've met you, and I still don't know your name."
"Yep." She nods.
"So, you gonna tell me your name or do I have to do my research?" Ethan jokes.
"Y/N." She answers.
"Beautiful name for a beautiful girl." Ethan smiles and winks at her.
She was going to reply with a sarcastic comment, but got called away for another first aid on the board walk.
§§§
They ran into each other two days after. But this time not at the beach. In the gym.
Y/N was training for the upcoming lifeguard challenge and would continue through recruitments, so she was halfway through her two mile run when a familiar face jumped onto the treadmill beside her.
"Didn't know lifeguards liked running." Ethan says as he turns the treadmill on.
Y/N looks over at him. "We do, we just like the water better."
"Are you training for something? I've never seen you here before." He points out as he starts jogging.
"Annual lifeguard challenge. I've got a meal for two at Cheesecake Factory on the line, so I have to at least beat Quinn, but winning the whole thing would be great too."
"Meal for two? Who are you taking out?"
"Either my little brother, or I'm pigging out." She answers, and Ethan just laughs.
§§§
It'd been a month since Y/N and Ethan had seen each other. She'd won the Cheesecake Factory bet and gotten second place in the Lifeguard challenge. She'd also finished the yearly fitness assessment for already hired lifeguards with flying colors, and the recruitments were the week before.
The head lifeguard had informed her that she was getting a new trainee, the other lifeguards love getting newbies to pick on, but she loves teaching people. Teaching them about rips, different rescue techniques, just the basics. So when she heard the knock on the door lifeguards use, she jumped out of her seat. She opened the door to see her boss and he smiles.
"Hey, your trainee is changing, he will be over in a minute." Y/N nods and stands outside with him.
After a few minutes of talking her boss says her trainee is walking over. She turns around and sees him.
Of course.
"Ethan, this is one of my senior lifeguards, Y/N. She will be showing you around this week."
"Hi." Ethan smirks.
"Hi." Y/N replies.
Her boss looks between the two and holds back a laugh.
Ethan's definitely got a crush on her.
And Y/N is definitely oblivious to it.
"Have you two met before?" Her boss asks.
"Yeah, we've bumped into each other a couple of times." Y/N replies.
"Alright, well I am going to leave you here with her." He says to Ethan. "Just don't piss her off and you'll be perfectly fine." Then he walks away and Ethan turns to Y/N.
"Why shouldn't I piss you off?"
"One, I'm your boss. Two, my sister is a boxer. I've got a nasty right hook."
"Noted." Ethan nods. Y/N laughs and opens the door.
"I'll introduce you to the team. We all work the same shift, unless someone calls in sick, so you'll have to deal with us for the rest of your time here." He follows her into the medical bay and up the stairs to the lookout. "Ethan, this is Quinn and Max. Quinn, Max this is our new trainee, Ethan."
The lifeguards introduce themselves and ask Ethan about himself, but eventually they need to get back to work. Y/N takes him down to one of the ATV's sitting down in front of the tower, and shows him how to drive it, how to use the megaphone, and the lights and sirens. She drives him down to the shore and introduces him to everyone else before she starts going over protocols with him.
By the end of the day, Ethan has performed one rescue and helped with two first aids, all by Y/N's side. Now at pack up time Y/N lets Ethan back the ATV in.
"You know, when I first met you I thought you were just a beautiful lifeguard, but you run this place so smoothly. I'm impressed." He compliments.
"Thanks. When I first met you I thought you were just a sucky surfer."
"Yeah, that was a pretty nasty wipeout, wasn't it?" Ethan laughs.
"Nasty? More like horrific."