Which Spoon Are They:

Which spoon are they:

Lucifer: Big spoon. Loving to be able to hold his partner between his arms.

Mammon: little spoon. Wanting his partner to hold him as he cries to sleep about how he wasted his money.

Leviathan: soup spoon. Likes to be held and do the holding.

Asmo: spoon. As long as someone is holding him of he is holding someone he doesn’t care.

Beelzebub: Serving spoon. Will do all the holding and hugging.

Belphie: steak knife. As long as he doesn’t have to do anything he’s fine.

Satan: tea spoon. Likes being hugged.

Simeon: big spoon. Likes doing the holding/hugging

Luke: Just kidding. Plastic spoon. Far away from the silverware and normal cutlery.

Raphael: table spoon. Loves holding his partner in his arms.

Solomon: Big spoon. Will only do the holding.

Thirteen: little spoon. Loves being held/hugged from behind.

Mephistopheles: Spork. Will enjoy being held and want to hold his partner back but won’t cause he’s unsure of his feelings towards them even if they have just fucked.

Barbatos: little spoon. Enjoys being hugged/held from behind thanking him for his work.

Diavolo: BIG SPOON. Will only do the holding/hugging but will let his partner hold him every once in while. He will be somewhat sad that he can’t do the holding though.

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Yes babysitting the puppies. Totally not puppynapping them.

Entanglement

MC: *pushing a stroller*

Diavolo: MC! You didn't have to runaway! We could share this responsibility together! You should have just told me we had a child!

MC: *confused look* *still in devildom* *simply babysitting* *puppies nonetheless*

Barbatos: Pardon MC. Young master merely immensed in too much ABO webnovels recently.

Someone: “Every bitch can’t be your son!”

Lilia: “How could you say that to my children!”

Just to recap Lilia’s absolute love for his children:

Dragon eggs can’t hatch without “true love” aka “parental love.” Lilia believed he wasn’t capable of having those emotions, therefore he could not hatch Malleus’s egg if both of his parents died. And yet, and yet, Malleus hatched under the love and care of Lilia.

Lilia learned to love with Malleus (or a better way to say this, learned that he could love with Malleus)

Lilia sings Mallenore’s (Malleus’s mother) lullaby to Malleus often as a child

Silver was put under a spell by the fairies to sleep until the war was over. He could only be woken up by someone who truly loved him. Lilia finds him sleeping as a baby, still under the spell. Guess who wakes up?

Lilia upon meeting baby Silver, talks gently to Silver and says he looks a lot like Malleus when he was a baby. Lilia sings Mallenore’s lullaby to Silver too

He blesses Silver to be blessed by the night. He names him Silver because Silver radiates light, and “like the moon that lights the dark sky, Silver will light the dark path.”

Lilia does everything to learn how to raise a human, including buying baby formula/milk powder. He sings him to sleep.

Child Silver gives Lilia an acorn bracelet so that he can live a long time. Lilia responds, “…I feel I can live another thousand years with this bracelet.”

Mc reading the first message:

I think the brothers with the horrendous sleep schedules (levi and belphie) would just sext you the nastiest things at like 4 a.m. when there is no possibility of you being awake.

Belphie just got up from sleeping for 16 hours but he had a dream about doing nasty things with you and he wanted to share.

Levi just got done playing a game with sex cut-scenes or watching some porn and couldn't stop thinking about you while he was finally trying to get some sleep.

They can't help it, they miss you and need you so badly ;;

➤ late-night cravings | leviathan, belphegor

0.4k words | nsfw | gn!reader

cw: demons being horny. fantasies; sexting; dream magic; masturbation.

Levi probably texts you at first like it's any typical conversation, only it's the middle of the night and his messages are disjointed and have more typos than usual because his fingers are shaking (from nervousness or desire, or both). It starts off with a casual comment like, "I was playing a game and one of the characters reminded me of you," and it's one of the characters he designed to look like you on purpose. Next he starts rambling about something you did earlier that day that made him happy (or flustered or turned on) and he fixates on it, replaying it in his mind while he palms his cock through his pajama bottoms. He imagines the dirty things that he wishes he could do with you now. He whines through his teeth when he bites his lip in frustration because you're sleeping and he can't do those things with you. He wakes up mortified and avoid looking at your chat history because he's so embarrassed, but you message him normally like nothing strange happened. (It gives you the day to think about something to send him in return; his D.D.D. pings after you go to bed, and he skips his adult games that night because you sent him something better instead.)

Belphie is a brat. He wakes up hard and humping his mattress and it's obviously your fault. I actually don't picture him sexting very much. He's too lazy for that, and he has even better ways of teasing you. Whatever hot, depraved things he dreams about, and whatever he starts imagining in his half-awake needy state, gets amplified when he gives you a special little dream of your own. If he's feeling generous, he'll head to your room and crawl into bed beside you. Isn't he so nice? When you wake up just as horny as he did, he's right there in arm's reach for you to do as you please. If he can't be bothered to get up, he takes off his sleep clothes instead so he can jerk off. It helps with some of the frustration he feels, but it's not quite enough. He wipes away the mess with his discarded clothes and goes back to sleep, naked and waiting impatiently for you to join him in the attic when the little dream of yours finally ends.

Silver must update, Lilia on Malleus and his ''friend'' 's relationship.

I got the final girl and I feel as though I’d only be the final girl by accident and sheer luck. That’s all.

Uquiz + Picrew

Tagged by @voidika (for the quiz, I’m tagging you for the picrew!) and @roofgeese <3

I roughly added the iron jaw lol. Gizem is here too!

What horror movie stereotype is your OC?

The tragic hero

you are the good guy who just cannot catch a break. your life just fucking sucks, frankly. one day, you have friends, family, hobbies you enjoy, maybe even a dog. and then, something happens that sets off this never-ending chain reaction of bullshit and it all gets swept away from you in a heartbeat. all your friends are dead now and you might be alive but god at what cost.

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