Your dumb as a rock, sick as shit, hot as fuck, hillbilly ass punk highschool dropout with nothing interesting about them besides shaking their cane at the moon and taking pictures of their cat. Piss fast, shit hard 🤘🔥🔥
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Y'know, The Thing I Hate About Socializing Is That There Is No In-between. It's Either "you're Not Trying
Y'know, the thing I hate about socializing is that there is no in-between. It's either "you're not trying hard enough, take opportunities", or "you're trying too hard, dont come off so strong". Like how the fuck am I supposed to tell someone I really want to be their friend but don't know how because I haven't had a friend since I was 9 and the most socializing I get day to day is from my parents? Like okay I'll just start leaving the bodies of my kills during a night of hunt on their doorstep, that should get the point across subtly but not as forward as a text asking if they want to join my howling on a full moon.
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