The Wee Fuzzy Baby Kali

The Wee Fuzzy Baby Kali

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Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*

My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?

Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat

Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you're fraught with bury you!

Cat 2: bro I ain't fuckin moving lol

Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*

My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?

Absolute bullshit headcanon: like how Caleb often says ja instead of yes, essek does similar. According to Eilistraee common to drow, one variant of yes in undercommon is xas (the other being siyo, which I'm assuming is likely just proper and casual variations like yes vs yeah in English, idfk), which similarly to ja, sounds close enough to yeah or yes to easily just blend into common. So with that said, essek would 100% say yas (xas) queen.

Wh.. What if we... .....kissed 👉👈 jk haha....... Unless 🤨🤨🤨