Breach: Deadlock, How Many Arms Do Two Norse Have Together?

Breach: Deadlock, how many arms do two Norse have together?

Deadlock: I don't know and don't want to either

Breach: ONE violently suffocates on laughter

Raze, also dying of laughter: OMG THAT'S SO GENIUS

Reyna: and that's why you're single

William Woodiam albums and songs from my favorite to my least favorite

Live versions, singles and ft.s not included as well as songs from albums that aren't on Spotify and prince ali because I'm lazy, besides for the song "...And if I did it, you deserved it" because I love that song🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁🪱🐁

In case I make it

Cicada days

Tomcat disposables

Half-decade hangover

Euthanasia

Against the kitchen floor

That's enough let's get you home

It's kind of a lot

Willard!

White noise

Becoming last names

You liked this (okay, computer)

Vampire reference in minor key

Big fat bitchie's blueberry pie idk what comes after

The main Character

The new normal/ the normal album

Blue velvet/ Suburbia overture

Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole whatever comes next/ Marsha, thankk you for the dialects but now I need you to leave

The moral implications of a deterministic universe feat. The Onceler/ Laplace's angel/ (and 2018 live at studio demos)

...well, better than the alternative

I lied about the apple thing/ outliars and Hippocrates

Ideas only spread because people like them, the "free market of ideas" is not a meritocracy, it's set of unhealthy coping skills and a corporate oligarchy, wake up, man! Don't let the lies dim you light! Anyways, this one is black box warrior/ BlacBoxWarrior- OKULTRA

A knee-slapping joke referring to how ending tracks on Will Wood albums are always kind of like that/ memento mori/ (and 2018 studio demos)

I/ me/ myself

Second Sight Seer/ 2econd 2ight 2eer

...And if I did it, you deserved it

And the ringmaster is pleased to introduce...

He'll use me for his needle show

We killed Amanda Palmer, Mystery solved

Bleüctipie

Doctors & dealers

Ecsta est fabula, Aplaudite!

Drugs ain't cheap in Poughkeepsie

Recurring Nightmare #432

Nüburbåtizé

Sing the Singer/songwriter song

If we're not careful, we'll turn into alcoholics. I mean... Catholics

Self-ish

Cottard's solution

Mr. Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

The song with five names a.k.a Soapbox Tao a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists a.k.a. Neospace Government (A.K.A. you can never know)

2012

Hand me my shovel, I'm going in!

-ish

Dr. Sunshine is dead

Self-

Camp here and there (omg, it's CJ and CHB colors)

Your body, my temple

When somebody needs you

The rhumba of death

Venetian blind man

Under a technicolor sky

Evening announcements

Under a monochromatic sky

Afternoon announcements

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one

Good morning, campers!

Morning announcements

Welcome to camp here and there

Everything is a lot

Skeleton appreciation day in vestal, NY

Front steet

¡Aikido!

Cover this song

White knuckle jerk

6up 5oh cop-out

Chemical overreaction/ compound fracture

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Thermodynamics lawyer

The first step

Everything is a lot

Red moon

Fadeskyelock bc they aashsbsksnjsjsaaag

Can we please come up with a cute name for them🙏

Skye is deeply concerned for both the other's wellbeing, they, on the other hand, don't give a shit

Fade and Deadlock are tall (1,78 and 1,83), and Skye is short/average (1,65)

Fade LOVES strong women, as we can see

"Why do they not like me?" (Concerned)

"You're just getting used to the VP, they do like you" (caring)

"'Cause you're a weirdo"

Harbor is their fourth wheel

He loves it

"I always knew Skye was into them ladies"- Harbor at some point

Canon cat person

Canon dog person

Canon animal hater

Fade and Deadlock treat each other poorly but that's just their way of being

Sage has told them two to break up lots of times because of that

"I got shot, can you heal me?"

"YOU WERE NOT EVEN ON SITE"

Fade and Skye, due to both of them being initiators, don't usually get sent on the same mission, but when they do, Fade drives Skye crazy

Iselin is the only of them who's actually serious about the missions

"I got a scratch, it hurts, can you heal me?"

"Why do you have a hole in your stomach?"

Skye and Fade made the first move with Deadlock, if it depended on her they would still not know each other's names

Fade bullies Yoru

And Iso

"I wonder why so many people dislike me" (not actually bothered)

"Maybe it's the blackmailing" (genuine)

"I bet it's the ugliness" (despite being an absolute simp)

Iselin has a degree in biology, Kirra has worked on the farm since she was a child and Hazal never got superior education nor professional preparation, just very good manipulation tactics

They all dislike children but Skye tolerates them and Deadlock hates them

Iselin constantly has nightmares from the radivore polar bear and whenever it's too bad, Kirra spends the night awake with her to help her feel safe.

Deadlock and Skye usually go on morning walks with Sova, they constantly find Fade sleeping on the kitchen when getting breakfast before going out

Younger sister of one brother

Middle sister of two older brothers and one younger brother

Older sister of one sister

Skye is the only one who keeps in touch with her family

Hazal and Kirra absolutely hate the cold weather while Iselin loves it

Firestrom Headcanons

I love them so much

Both joined before the Venice accident, obviously. They only met after Phoenix had met the omega Jett so he didn't quite like her and Jett blamed him for her reputation being ruined. The issue was solved a week later because both of them liked DC.

Is Jett's name Joon-Hee or Sunwoo?😔

I'm gonna use Sunwoo bc it's easier to type💞💞💞

Sunwoo has a skincare routine that she follows religiously and every weekend her and Jamie have a spa day. She likes taking care of him and he loves to see her happy.

After the Venice incident, Jett was having a really hard time with everything. Phoenix helped her and offered emotional support and the young friendship she needed, that's how she started liking him.

Phoenix never really figured out when he started liking Jett, after they became friends it was so natural to like her romantically.

Despite loving each other and being so important to each other, they are on their early 20s and are impulsive, they break up over the smallest things but always get together again after a week.

They started dating before Skye joined the protocol, Reyna was the only one who knew since they didn't want Sage, Brimstone or Viper to find out, the non fraternization rule was going on after all.

After Raze and Killjoy's first discussion, Tayane asked them for advice and Jett told her to break up. She didn't break up.

Bi4bi

20yo

22yo

Since they were so close friends before starting to date, they have a friend-like relationship. Looking from the outside, one could doubt if they're friends or a couple.

The transition from their friendship to their relationship was very smooth so when they started dating, things didn't really change much since it was all already natural to them.

Middle brother of two sisters

Younger sister of a brother

Sunwoo isn't really close to her brother but she still texts him every once in a while to check if he's well. If he says he is she wishes him death.

Jamie is very close to his sisters and he calls them every week to check on them. They're also kinda close to Sunwoo, even though they never met in person

Jett's parents always made it clear that they preferred their well behaved, lawyer, straight, "normal" son over their tramp, criminal, queer, weird daughter and because of that she's not close to her family

Phoenix's hair is all well cared while Jett's hair is all damaged from the bleaching, east Asian water and the lack of care she takes.

Sunwoo has dated both men and women in her teenage years while Jamie only dated her. It was not lack of crushing.

They have a time at the day that they take to be with each other with no one disturbing them. Usually at one of their bedrooms, just cuddling

Despite their very caring relationship, in public they are more spontaneous and mess around with each other

Assigning Valorant agents and pjo characters Will Wood songs and albuns bc these are the only three things on my mind

(very niche I know)

Ordered in alphabetic order of character (agent names)

Alex (pjo/ mcga)

I/ Me/ Myself

Jk that song belongs to apollo

Memento Mori

The new normal

Annabeth (pjo/hoo/ mcga)

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects but now I need you to leave/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole whatever comes next

The normal album

Astra (Valorant)

Dr. Sunshine is dead

When somebody needs you

Camp here and there?

Bianca (pjo)

Euthanasia

Tomcat disposable

It's kind of a lot

Do I have to say the album is In Case I make it?

Blitztone (pjo/ mcga)

Where do you get off?

Red moon

Breach (Valorant)

Thermodynamics lawyer

Sex, drugs, rock'n roll

Half-decade hangover

Self-ish

Brimstone (Valorant)

Venetian blind man

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Idk what album, he doesn't fit Will at all

Chamber (Valorant)

Your body, my temple

Laplace's angel

Hand me my shovel

Marsha/Karen

Self-ish

Clarisse (pjo/ hoo)

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Hand me my sovel

Becoming last names

Self-ish

Clove (Valorant)

I/ me/ myself (2018 live studio demo)

Half-decade hangover?

Love, me normally

The normal album for the vibes

Tomcat disposables

The rhumba of death

Cypher (Valorant)

Becoming last names

Euthanasia

When somebody needs you

Falling up

Against the kitchen floor

In case I make it

Deadlock (Valorant)

Half-decade hangover

2012?

When somebody needs you

Mr. Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Everything is a lot (song)

Everything is a lot (album)

Drew (pjo/ hoo)

The main character

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Becoming last names

White noise

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Aphrodite, your electric sexiness

Self-ish

Fade (Valorant)

Ecsta est fabula, Aplaudite!

Cottard's solution

2012

Laplace's angel

And the ringmaster is pleased to introduce...

Frank (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

White noise

Falling up

Lysergide daydream

Willard!

Will's songs don't fit him well😔

Gekko (Valorant)

He also doesn't fit Will's songs😔😔😔

Genuinely don't know

Grover (pjo/ toa)

Marsha thankk you for the dialects/ Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Suburbia overture?

WHY DOES NO ONE FIT WILL'S SONGS WELL😭

Harbor (Valorant)

He's the exact opposite of Will, I can't do this anymore

Alma mater (bc it's dramatic like him)

Hazel (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Ecta est fabula, Aplaudite!

Laplace's angel

Memento mori

In case I die (she did)

Iso (Valorant)

Idk shit Abt iso sorry

Jason (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Memento Mori

Cus he's ded obviously

When somebody needs you

Under a monochromatic skye

Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Camp here and there

Jett (Valorant)

Your body, my temple

2econd 2ight 2eer

You liked this (okay, Computer!)

The main character

Killjoy (Valorant)

Marsha thankk you for the dialects

Suburbia overture

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Prince ali

The moral implications of deterministic universe feat. The Onceler

I lied about the apple thing

The new normal

Leo (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Cicada days

Laplace's angel

Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

White noise

Euthanasia

Everything is a lot (album)

Lester (pjo/ toa)

I/ me/ myself

Against the kitchen floor

Self-

Bleüctipie

Luke (pjo)

Suburbia overture

Red moon

Lysergide daydream

Everything is a lot (album)

Magnus (pjo/ mcga)

Tomcat disposables

Euthanasia

Dr. sunshine is dead

He'll use me for his needle show

In case I make it

Neon (Valorant)

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Idk

Nico (pjo/ hoo/ toa/ tsats)

Laplace's angel

Memento Mori

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Um, it's kind of a lot

(Cover this song!)

Dr. Sunshine lives!

Ferryman

Self-ish

Omen (Valorant)

When somebody needs you

Marsha thankk you for the dialects

Cottard's solution

Front street

Euthanasia

In case I make it

Phoenix (Valorant)

The main character

Chemical overreaction

Alma mater

Percy (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

When somebody needs you

Against the kitchen floor

Euthanasia

Tomcat disposables

Becoming last names

In case I die

Piper (pjo/ hoo)

Suburbia overture

Chemical overreaction

The song with five names

Self-ish maybe?

Raze (Valorant)

(Cover this song!)

Suburbia overture

Nüburbåtizé!

6up 5oh cop-out

Reyna (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Suburbia overture?

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects

Becoming last names

Venetian blind man

Reyna (Valorant)

Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Bleüctipie

Sex, drugs, rock'n' roll

Mr capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Against the kitchen floor

Vampire reference in a minor key

Self-ish

Sage (Valorant)

Falling up

Willard!

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one

White noise

Euthanasia

In case I make it

Sam (pjo/ mcga)

Memento Mori

Suburbia overture

You liked this (okay, computer!)

Skeleton appreciation day

Everything is a lot

Skye (Valorant)

Suburbia overture

Cover this song

Dr. Sunshine is dead

He'll use me for his needle show

The normal album

Sova (Valorant)

Destroy to enjoy

Cottard's solution

Dr. Sunshine is dead

Sing the Singer/songwriter song

Self-ish

Thalia (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

-Ish

Cover this song

Lysergide daydream

Willard!

2012

When somebody needs you

Everything is a lot (album)

Viper (Valorant)

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one

Chemical overreaction (bc she's a chemist yk)

He'll use me for his needle show

White noise

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Destroy to enjoy

Everything is a lot (album)

Vyse (Valorant)

Destroy to enjoy

White noise

Willard!

Nüburbåtizé

You liked this (okay, computer!)

Well, better than the alternative

Self-ish

In case I make it

Will (pjo/ toa/ tsats)

He'll use me for his needle show

White noise

Willard! (Bc his name is Will)

Skeleton appreciation day

Red moon

Chemical overreaction

Everything is a lot (album)

Yoru (Valorant)

Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Suburbia overture

Aikido

Thermodynamic lawyer

Everything is a lot (album)