Raze Valorant - Tumblr Posts

killjoy: BRIM HELP

brimstone sprinting full speed to the lab: killjoy! what's wrong??

killjoy: THERE'S A RAT IN MY LAB

raze: ...

raze: words hurt.

some screencaps of a few of the moments in the new lore that make me feel oddly happy

the toothbrush 😭

Breach: Deadlock, how many arms do two Norse have together?

Deadlock: I don't know and don't want to either

Breach: ONE violently suffocates on laughter

Raze, also dying of laughter: OMG THAT'S SO GENIUS

Reyna: and that's why you're single

Random valorant agents headcanons bc I'm sleep deprived

(this means I didn't get my 12 hours of sleep today)

Brimstone

Hugest ally on the VP (which, lets be honest, doesn't mean much since they're all gay)

First person KJ came out to and he was so emotional about it

Constantly tries to get the agents to get closer or at least respect each other but after Cypher mentioned how him and Breach treat one another he gave up

Calls some agents (Viper, Sage and Killjoy) by their first names on the everyday and calls Sova, Chamber and Deadlock (the other ex militars) by their last names

I wanted to hc him an American football team but idk any💞💞💞

Viper

Brimstone and Vyse are the only ones to call her Sabine bc they know her since before the "incident"

KJ also used to call her Sabine before the VP but Viper was bitter abt agents calling her by her first name

Scared for her life of failing Reyna, not because she actually fears her, but because she actually cares about Lucia

Older sister who lost contact with her family

Aroace

Has a snake named Viper that is older than the protocol

Omen

Is annoyed by people mistaking knitting with crochet

Very kind to the younger agents

In his own way though

Killjoy

Has an older sister who doesn't talk to her since she was a teenager

HOW DOES ONE BECOME THE LEAD OF A WHOLE DIVISION ON SUCH A HUGE CORPORATION AT THE AGE OF 18???!$+2+_(not a hc, just a concern)

The fact her dad died before she was born probably has something to do with her closeness to Cypher and Brimstone

Rich af but rents an apartment with another girl and that place is absolutely precarious

Pays the rent monthly even if she doesn't spend a single night there

Has a huge lesbian flag on the living room and that has gotten her very straight roommate into delicate situations with her boyfriends

Her roommate is Brazilian from São Paulo bc I want her to

Very easily impressed by anything Raze does even if it's something she can do a thousand times better

I feel like she would main a duelist if she played val, probably Reyna or Raze

Cypher

Has a picture of his wife and kids on his bedside table

He keeps Nora's favorite clothing and his children's baby toys

Girl dad obv

Killjoy reminds him of his oldest daughter and sometimes he calls her his daughter's name

Hates kingdom but since he joined the protocol he learned how to convive with their workers, even if he doesn't like it most part of the time

Scares little kids on Roblox for fun

Wouldn't mind having a relationship with a man but after Nora he can't imagine himself in another relationship so he doesn't give it a try

(I love him and Nora😭)

Sova

Calls the other agents by their first names

Was friends with Sage since before the protocol

Recommend Sage to Brimstone

One of the only coworkers Viper enjoys the company of

Once he tried to speak Spanish to mess around with Reyna and Raze swore he was speaking Portuguese bc of the accent

Trans bc I want to project into my fav characters

Morning walks

Sage

Calls everyone by their first names

Has two younger siblings but she hasn't had notice of them since she started the monk training

Misses them

Met Skye when researching about her healing powers, Skye was doing the same

Born radiant

Great at cooking but Jett gaslit her into thinking it was bad as a joke and she still believes it

After Harbor joined the VP she got back into cooking

Lesbian bc I said so

Not much close to the other women in the protocol, only Skye, Jett, Neon and Reyna

Closer to the men on the VP (Sova, Brimstone, Cypher, Iso, Omen etc)

Doesn't have a clue of why Clove doesn't like her

Phoenix

Nerd

This man is a canon theater kid, he absolutely LOVES musicals, specially Hamilton and Jett and Raze tease him Abt being British and liking it

Bi

For some reason Jett gaslights him into thinking he's actually gay, obviously never worked

Him and Jett break up for the most ridiculous reasons, they've already broken up more times than one can count on fingers

Banned from every kitchen he steps on

Learned Korean só Jett would shut up about her being bilingual while he only spoke English

Once he let Astra undo his dreads to give him braids, it was the saddest day of his life

Raze bullies him for his style💔💔💔💞

Jett

Can cook five stars dinners but insists on eating leftovers she finds on the fridge and steals from the other agents

Doesn't dare touching Chamber's "monstrosities of dishes"

Makes people their favorite dinner and a special breakfast on their birthdays

Cooks for the whole protocol on weekends

Most my hc surround on the fact she's always eating something and was a chef😔

Gaslights everyone into believing the most random and/or stupid things and has actually convinced Gekko that dog is a common dish in east Asia

First thing she asks every east Asian she meets outside of east Asia is if they eat dog

Sage was mad at her for this

Also bi

Reyna

Actually very caring and worried for most agents

Siblings relationship with Yoru

Randomly starts speaking Spanish to Sage just to annoy her

Learned Chinese just to mess around with Sage

Lesbiana

Flirts with Breach as a joke

Iso actually believed she and Breach were a couple when he arrived

Homophobic to Raze and Killjoy

Non ironically has offered to find Raze a better girlfriend than Killjoy

Wants to be a mother but can't because of her duties and Sage doesn't like children

Raze

BRAZILIPPINES

Hugest anarcocomunist

Grafitti artist

Has sent Kingdom, Killjoy and Viper dozens of blackmails before joining the protocol

Didn't like Killjoy for her first years in the protocol

Boombot was created as a "rebellion" from Killjoy's tech with an alarmbot that Kingdom placed near her house

Has a younger brother who is her absolutely whole world

Capoeira.

Breach

Actually speaks Portuguese very well

Dad jokes

Hates children and the only exception is Raze's younger brother

Please please please please please read the joke I posted😭

Didn't get along with Deadlock nor Chamber at first

Gets along well with Cypher, Harbor and Fade

Likes men and makes it everyone's business and is very annoying to homophobes about it (bi)

Has kissed Harbor once just to see the look of terror on a homophobic guy's eyes

Skye

Lesbian

Owes a personal gun that she uses to scare bigots and idiots in general

Was guilty about rejecting Yoru

Still is very close to him

Skyelock beloved

The ship name should be changed to Hiking Buddies or something

Can make a cat with her powers and it plays with Nightmare when it's starting to affect Fade too much

Closer to Fade than most agents think

Morning walks with Sova and Deadlock

Yoru

Has a huge knowledge on east Asian culture in general

Speaks ainu and a little uchinaguchi

Values culture and tradition more than his life

Constantly educating Jett on Korean traditions???

Mansplains a lot

Neon (single) teases him for being single

Has the "lesbian curse" in which every woman he likes is a lesbian and it's starting to develop into an "aroace curse"

Homophobic to Killjoy

Misogynist to Killjoy

everything you can think that is bad against Killjoy

And Reyna is with him on these

Astra

Pansexual

Nerd on physics

Knows a lot about quantum physics

That was me projecting, sorry

I need more astra content to make more headcanons 😔😔😔

Galaxsea/ astrarbor/ Neptune/ sea star

Born radiant

KAY/O

Doesn't actually have feelings, he's just programmed to make humans feel loved (besides, obviously, being a war machine)

It was a way of keeping the non radiant soldiers hopeful during the radiant war

He's a robot, of course he doesn't have feelings

Killjoy is absolutely fascinated by him and wonders if it was her who built him or at least made his project

The "hatred" he has for the radiants is also a way of keeping the non radiants feeling safe and appreciated

Sage is the exception from his radiant hatred because she's always appeared to be against Reyna's radiant dominant ideal world and he read that as a powerful ally to his cause

He's AI ofc he's gonna be a little dumb even though he's from like 2060

Chamber

I refuse to

Does he like men?

Was homophobic to Killjoy and Raze when they started dating and to Sage and Reyna

Was actually homophobic

Turned out he likes men???

I'm confused

I don't like him

Neon

BRAZILIPPINES

She probably knew Killjoy before the VP or at least heard about her not as an professional but as a person

Definitely likes women

Since she became a radiant at such a young age and os so powerful there were probably lots of accidents

Was mostly isolated from the outside for a long time before the thing that is sticked to her back was finished

That'd explain why she doesn't like making new friends, she doesn't know how to

Knows a lot of stuff involving quantum physics and science since her parents work at kingdom and she has worked with them

Fade

Constantly found sleeping on the floor

Sometimes she leaves Nightmare out of her bedroom to get a peaceful night of sleep

Goes to sleep on about the same time Skye is waking up

Fadelock goes hard too

You'll rarely see her awake but when you do she looks like she hasn't slept in a decade

Doesn't actually sleep, just take 30 min naps throughout the day

Took a while to stop calling Harbor "agent Batra" during missions

I just checked and that is lore inaccurate but idc

Likes men and women, never stopped to think of it as "oh, I'm lgbt" that's just one more small detail about her

Had a cat that her brother gave her when she was a kid, it died of kidney failure a few years before she joined realm

Harbor

History and architecture nerd

Also a philosophy enthusiast

Has a tattoo that says "Memento mori et memento vivere" and that's what caught Astra's attention at first

Him and Astra spend a lot of time just nerding around

He's very caring yet not much protective to the younger agents

Randomly throws water at people who walk by

Breach and Deadlock learned on the hardest way not to be around him with a glass of water

Calls Fade Hazel because at first he thought that was how it was and never corrected it

Older brother of two sister

Pansexual

Gekko

Grafitti artist

Is an only child but is very close to the children is his neighborhood

Gay

That guy looks so gay I'm gonna cry

Has a dog named Lizard

Him and Raze talk to each other in Spanish and Portuguese and it's an absolute nightmare for others to decifrate their alien language

Asked Sage if people actually eat dogs in Asia and was punished for a week, Reyna had lots of fun

Jett still teases him about it

She told Iso about that and every time Gekko asks him what he's eating he says it's dog

Him and Deadlock are actually chill about each other for as long as one doesn't cross the other's boundaries when it comes to his radivores

Deadlock

This woman doesn't have a drop of heterosexuality on her body

She thought she liked Iso but it turned out he was just the only one not asking her to get along with radivores and radiants

Hates when she's called by her first name

Lost contact with her family and legally got rid of her last name

Skye, Sage and Sova call her Iselin or Ise

Fadeskyelock(?)

Used to go on lots of missions involving radivores before the VP but after the polar bear she didn't trust herself near them again

Graduated in biology

She wanted to be a scientist when she was a kid

Used to be obsessed about radivores and radiance before the bear

Iso

Can't cook for his life

Used to think he liked Deadlock but it was just compulsory heterosexuality

Aroace

Not much close with most agents but Sage and Deadlock

Him and Raze are absolute nightmares to go in mission with, those mfs listent to music so loud they can't hear anything else

KJ was scared of him

Only listens to music that are on languages he doesn't speak

Raze showed him Brazilian funk and he started listening to it during missions

Clove

Don't give a shit if they're misgendered

The pet rock is to throw at those who insist that they're a woman even after they correct them

Sleeps the whole day and is awake during the whole night

Immortal, queer, sleeps during the day... Are they a vampire?!

Randomly dresses up fancy and stays on that fit for the whole day, they can be seen wearing a suit during missions in breeze

Spends all their time awake doing unproductive stuff

Vyse

Was a physicist and later got into engeneering

She can't really remember those last years before the scions took her

Was took by the scions by Omen but none of them know

Doesn't like Iso

Her and Viper used to be very close friends, their friendship cou be compared to Jett and Phoenix's, they were very spontaneous

The "incident" was something involving her but no one really remember how it was

Ace

Had a cat named Jaguar

Nanobomb headcanons bc I love da gaes

(idk how to use this app someone help)

Raze had a traumatic first relationship, Killjoy had a chill one and is still friends with her first (and only) ex

Tayane sometimes gets overwhelmed by her feeling and starts making a bunch of weird noises, Klara finds it cute

Every time Killjoy overworks, Raze makes her take the other day to rest

Didn't get along at first and Reyna and Breach weren't any help to make Raze like Killjoy, it took a whole year for Jett and Phoenix to get the three of them to stop being so open about hating her and three months more for Raze to become friends with Killjoy

Klara was extremely anxious of liking Raze because she didn't know how to tell her and couldn't handle the likely possibility of being rejected

Raze made the first move after Cypher told her about how Killjoy felt about her

From the time I started writing this post to now I, god knows why, started hating the ship, but I'll simply disconsider this part

Differently from what everyone in the VP thinks, Raze takes more care of Killjoy both during missions and on the everyday than Killjoy takes care of Raze

Killjoy can't cook for her life, Raze is decent at cooking

"Have you slept well?"

"Sleep?! What time is it?"

Raze is a morning person, some might doubt if Killjoy even is a person

Istg, Jett should get along with Raze better than KJ does, I'm this 🤏 far from starting to ship Raze with Jett or no one at all

Sorry for that

Raze's love languages are physical touch and gifts, Killjoy's are time of quality and words of affirmation

THEY WOULD ABSOLUTELY MAIN EACH OTHER IF THEY PLAYED VAL NO ONE CONVINCES ME OF OTHERWISE

Share Kj's streaming accounts and in every one of them Raze puts her name as "Klara's wife"

Matching Caitvi profiles

Raze is Vi, obviously, and Killjoy is Cait

Raze dreams to be a mother, Killjoy hates kids and is terrified of the responsibility it takes to have one

Raze's family is very supportive yet they don't really like Killjoy, but that's on kingdom

Killjoy curses nonstop when gaming, Raze is the sweetest little thing and hypes everyone up

I just remembered I have a nanobomb playlist on Spotify, it's mostly Brazilian songs but there are some in English and I'm still translating some in German to add to it🧡💛

I'm also searching for songs to make a skyelock playlist but I'm too lazy to look for Norwegian and Australian songs, nanobomb was easy bc I already speak Portuguese and know Brazilian songs, for obvious reasons😔

Valorant sports headcanon bc I just lost a championship

I LOST TO A PERSON WHO'S TWO CATEGORIES UNDER MINE

Astra: I feel like she doesn't really play any sport but she definitely hits the gym

Brimstone: boxe and wrestling? Possibly played American football when he was younger

Breach: wrestling

Chamber: Fencer. Epeé. My mother says he should be a foil fencer since he's french but I think epeé fits him better

Clove: no fit, just chill. Very energetic though, that's how they keep healthy

Cypher: that man is NOT doing any exercise

Deadlock: taekwondo and I saw a comic where she was a paralympic climber and I love it

Fade: same as cypher

Gekko: canon basketball and skater

Harbor: wrestling and olimpic weight lifting

Iso: he looks like he has the body of a fencer so I'm giving him sabre (my sister wanted someone to be a sabre fencer)

Jett: athletics and parkour, does parachuting as hobby

Killjoy: rides her bike every once in a while but doesn't really do any physical activity

Neon: canon basketball player, athletics

Omen: used to be a judoka

Phoenix: skate

Raze: capoeira and parkour

Reyna: wrestling and boxing

Sage: jiujitsu

Skye: besides hiking she also does lots of other spots, mainly hand to hand combat

Sova: canon bow and arrow, obviously, also plays medieval fencing

Viper: boxer

Vyse: I want to give someone the same sport as me so she's a foil fencer. Also, her suit gives off the fencing suit design

Yoru: kendo

Kay/o isn't here because he's a robot and robots don't compete in human sports

Valorant tattoo/piercing/scars canons and headcanons🐁

Astra

Canon: nose piercing, ear piercings

Breach

Canon: has a few scars on his face, probably from fights.

Headcanon: he has a tatto on his back that is a bunch of runes layered and one on his nape that says "Tayane" in grafitti letters. He got it when he was drunk.

Brimstone

Canon: he has a tatto on his right shoulder that is mostly covered by his sleeve.

Headcanon: he was part of the military and fought in a war so he definitely has scars.

Chamber

Canon: He has those golden thing on his head that aren't really tattoos but they look like it?

Headcanon: he works with thin metal and because of that he has lots of small cut scars on his hands

Clove

Headcanon: they got a stick and poke tattoo when they were a teenager, it's a small butterfly on their ankle.

Cypher

Headcanon: scars from fights.

Deadlock

Canon: she has four dots on her right cheek and a fluid looking scar that goes from her dismembered arm to the left side of her face

Headcanon: she was also militar and went on lots of dangerous missions. Has lots of cut and bite scars from radivores she captures.

Fade

Canon: snake bites piercings, septum piercing and earlobe piercings and a flat. Scar on her face and neck. Turkish henna tattoos on her hands.

Headcanon: scars from nightmare scratching and biting her on her back and arms

Gekko

Canon: earlobe piercings, a few doodlish tattoos on his arms and one on his neck that resembles Thrash. Fluid looking scars on his hands

Headcanon: a few burn scars from mosh's accid

Harbor

Canon: shoulder tattoo on both arms

Headcanon: has a tattoo on his chest that says "Memento mori et memento vivere" and a scar on his leg that goes from his waist to his knee that he got while carelessly riding his motorcycle

Iso

Headcanon: has some scars from when he was still learning how to control his powers

Jett

Headcanon: has an arm tattoo that goes from the back of her hand all the way up to her chest but she started covering it when she started working.

Killjoy

Canon: ear piercings

Neon

Canon: not really piercing but those things above her eyebrows kinda look like it. Not tattoos but has some metallic patterns on her arms

Headcanon: back tattoo that follows the metallic arm pattern

Phoenix

Canon: earlobe piercings

Raze

Canon: light spot, arm tattoo

Headcanon: her tattoo goes all the way to her back. Matching tattoo with Breach, hers says Erik in rune like letters. She was also drunk. She has a boombot tattoo on her leg and some explosion scars on her arms

Reyna

Canon: tattoo on her arm, earlobe pierced

Headcanon: back tattoo on the same style of her arms'. Waist tattoo.

Sage

Canon: earlobe pierced

Headcanon: dragon tattoo that takes all her back, it's always covered though

Skye

Canon: scratch scars on her arms, eyebrow piercing

Headcanon: has a hawk wing tattoo on her back. Very cliché, very 2010's but she likes it very much

Sova

Canon: scar on his eye

Headcanon: has also some big scars all over his body from the military and hunting

Viper

Headcanon: has a scar on her back from when omen tried to kill her

Vyse

Headcanon: not really scars since her body is metal(?) but she has some parts scratched and chipped. Used to have piercings back when she was human (if she ever was one?)

Yoru

Headcanon: one tattoo on each of his shoulders, right one is a kabuto (samurai mask), the one in the left is a human face on the old japanese art style

Nanobomb headcanons?

Yessssjsvjshasss. I'm writing a nanobomb fanfic to answer another ask about nanobomb so while I don't finish it,

More nanobomb headcanons

Raze likes to cuddle with Killjoy while they work, it's quite hard to work when someone is hugging you from the back but KJ doesn't mind

Raze is constantly stealing KJ's stuff but replaces them with little handmade gifts

Raze lives near her parents' house so she can see them and her brother more frequently

KJ lives a whole ocean across from her family

Raze is average (1,65) and KJ is kinda tall (1,72)

The first time Klara went to Brazil was to São Paulo to visit a Kingdom installation so when she packed up for Bahia she didn't consider the heat that is in the northeast and had to borrow Tayane's clothes for the rest of the trip (she never gave them back)

Tans

Shrimp

Raze IS shorter than Killjoy and no one convinces me of otherwise

Killjoy is an energetic addict and Raze, as a good Brazilian, loves coffee

Big spoon

Small spoon

Tayane is the kind of person to ask questions of the kind of "would you still love me if I was a worm?" and Klara answers them with the most logical and rational replies

ESTP

ISTJ

Raze cooks traditional Brazilian and Bahian(?) dishes to Killjoy so she 1- eats something that isn't industrialized and 2- knows more about her culture

Argue a lot about Kingdom but they eventually end up getting to a deal

Phoenix was the first to know about them dating

Killjoy's hobbies consist in either stressing activities or literally doing nothing

Raze's hobbies are very diverse and go from drawing to making plane models

Raze owns an old green Beetle (Fusca) that she's very emotionally attached to and Kj's dream car is a Tesla

Idk anything about cars so I'm not specifying what Tesla

Raze has a flying plane miniature model that works without an engine and she's very proud of it

Killjoy has a modified nanoswarm that is a flash but it's kept in a case bc it's made of magnesium and gunpowder and no one wants it to explode in the HQ

They spend hours just talking about motorized things

Training in automobilistic engeneering

Master's degree in computer engineering

7x1 and Kingdom's occupation in Salvador haunts their relationship

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Raze's hands are always dirty of paint and whenever it's wet, she stains Killjoy's clothes to "remind her girlfriend of her"

Loud music while working

White noise while working

Killjoy actually doesn't really mind Skye, Reyna or Breach but picks on them bc they pick on her

Raze doesn't like lots of other agents but doesn't let it show

I can't find the ship dynamic meme so I'm gonna describe it:

Raze: hand holding, wild blushing

Killjoy: unholy thoughts, neutral face

Assigning Valorant characters cabins and pjo characters roles

Bc I can

Cabins

1, Zeus-

Jett

Neon

2, Hera-

3, Posseidon-

Harbor, duh

4, Demeter-

Skye

I'd put Vyse here too but idk why I didn't

5, Ares-

Breach

Reyna

6, Athena-

Killjoy

Cypher

Brimstone

7, Apollo-

Sova, obv

Gekko

8, Artemis-

Deadlock

If only Iso was a woman

9, Hephaestus-

Raze

Phoenix, duh

Vyse

10, Aphrodite-

Clove

11, Hermes-

Yoru

12, Dionysus -

Viper

13, Hades-

Sage (ik she doesn't fit the vibes but c'mon, she's a necromancer and a geomancer)

14, Iris-

15, Hypnos-

Fade (Hypnos is the closest to Morpheus)

Iso

16, Nemesis-

Omen

17, Nice-

That's me:)

18, Hebe-

19, Tyche-

Chamber

10, Hecate-

Astra

Kay/o, yes, the one further possible from magic but in my head it makes sense

Roles

Controller-

Meg McCaffrey (she would be an aggressive controller, like Clove and Omen)

Zöe Nightshade

Drew Tanaka

Cabin 12 in general

Hazel Levesque

Nico di Angelo (he REALLY reminds me of Omen)

Lou Ellen

Alabaster Torrington

Heartstone

Sentinel-

Miranda Gardiner

Annabeth Chase

Lee Fletcher

Nyssa Barrera

Charles Beckendorf

Reyna Ramírez-Arellano

Hylla Ramírez-Arellano

Blitzen

Samirah al Abbas

Initiator-

Will Solace (this dude is a walking flash)

Connor Stoll

Travis Stoll

Those two cabin 17 conselours

Grover Underwood

Magnus Chase🔥🔥🔥

Duelist (most of them, honestly)-

Thalia Grace

Jason Grace

Percy Jackson (but he could be a great controller too)

Clarisse la Rue

Frank Zhang

The whole cabin 5

Kayla Knowles

Bianca di Angelo

Leo Valdez

Piper McLean (could be a good sentinel too) (it's quite ironic since sentinels are supposed to encounter duelists)

Luke Castellan

Paulo Montes🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 (he's so Raze, they'd be besties and it's not just bc they're both Brazilians)

Ethan Nakamura

Alex Fierro🔥🔥🔥💚💚🩷💚🩷🩷💚🩷💚💚🩷💚🩷🩷🩷💚

19th floor

(I love Alex and Paulo)