Nanobomb - Tumblr Posts
Breach: Deadlock, how many arms do two Norse have together?
Deadlock: I don't know and don't want to either
Breach: ONE violently suffocates on laughter
Raze, also dying of laughter: OMG THAT'S SO GENIUS
Reyna: and that's why you're single
Nanobomb headcanons bc I love da gaes
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Raze had a traumatic first relationship, Killjoy had a chill one and is still friends with her first (and only) ex
Tayane sometimes gets overwhelmed by her feeling and starts making a bunch of weird noises, Klara finds it cute
Every time Killjoy overworks, Raze makes her take the other day to rest
Didn't get along at first and Reyna and Breach weren't any help to make Raze like Killjoy, it took a whole year for Jett and Phoenix to get the three of them to stop being so open about hating her and three months more for Raze to become friends with Killjoy
Klara was extremely anxious of liking Raze because she didn't know how to tell her and couldn't handle the likely possibility of being rejected
Raze made the first move after Cypher told her about how Killjoy felt about her
From the time I started writing this post to now I, god knows why, started hating the ship, but I'll simply disconsider this part
Differently from what everyone in the VP thinks, Raze takes more care of Killjoy both during missions and on the everyday than Killjoy takes care of Raze
Killjoy can't cook for her life, Raze is decent at cooking
"Have you slept well?"
"Sleep?! What time is it?"
Raze is a morning person, some might doubt if Killjoy even is a person
Istg, Jett should get along with Raze better than KJ does, I'm this 🤏 far from starting to ship Raze with Jett or no one at all
Sorry for that
Raze's love languages are physical touch and gifts, Killjoy's are time of quality and words of affirmation
THEY WOULD ABSOLUTELY MAIN EACH OTHER IF THEY PLAYED VAL NO ONE CONVINCES ME OF OTHERWISE
Share Kj's streaming accounts and in every one of them Raze puts her name as "Klara's wife"
Matching Caitvi profiles
Raze is Vi, obviously, and Killjoy is Cait
Raze dreams to be a mother, Killjoy hates kids and is terrified of the responsibility it takes to have one
Raze's family is very supportive yet they don't really like Killjoy, but that's on kingdom
Killjoy curses nonstop when gaming, Raze is the sweetest little thing and hypes everyone up
I just remembered I have a nanobomb playlist on Spotify, it's mostly Brazilian songs but there are some in English and I'm still translating some in German to add to it🧡💛
I'm also searching for songs to make a skyelock playlist but I'm too lazy to look for Norwegian and Australian songs, nanobomb was easy bc I already speak Portuguese and know Brazilian songs, for obvious reasons😔
Nanobomb headcanons?
Yessssjsvjshasss. I'm writing a nanobomb fanfic to answer another ask about nanobomb so while I don't finish it,
More nanobomb headcanons
Raze likes to cuddle with Killjoy while they work, it's quite hard to work when someone is hugging you from the back but KJ doesn't mind
Raze is constantly stealing KJ's stuff but replaces them with little handmade gifts
Raze lives near her parents' house so she can see them and her brother more frequently
KJ lives a whole ocean across from her family
Raze is average (1,65) and KJ is kinda tall (1,72)
The first time Klara went to Brazil was to São Paulo to visit a Kingdom installation so when she packed up for Bahia she didn't consider the heat that is in the northeast and had to borrow Tayane's clothes for the rest of the trip (she never gave them back)
Tans
Shrimp
Raze IS shorter than Killjoy and no one convinces me of otherwise
Killjoy is an energetic addict and Raze, as a good Brazilian, loves coffee
Big spoon
Small spoon
Tayane is the kind of person to ask questions of the kind of "would you still love me if I was a worm?" and Klara answers them with the most logical and rational replies
ESTP
ISTJ
Raze cooks traditional Brazilian and Bahian(?) dishes to Killjoy so she 1- eats something that isn't industrialized and 2- knows more about her culture
Argue a lot about Kingdom but they eventually end up getting to a deal
Phoenix was the first to know about them dating
Killjoy's hobbies consist in either stressing activities or literally doing nothing
Raze's hobbies are very diverse and go from drawing to making plane models
Raze owns an old green Beetle (Fusca) that she's very emotionally attached to and Kj's dream car is a Tesla
Idk anything about cars so I'm not specifying what Tesla
Raze has a flying plane miniature model that works without an engine and she's very proud of it
Killjoy has a modified nanoswarm that is a flash but it's kept in a case bc it's made of magnesium and gunpowder and no one wants it to explode in the HQ
They spend hours just talking about motorized things
Training in automobilistic engeneering
Master's degree in computer engineering
7x1 and Kingdom's occupation in Salvador haunts their relationship
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Raze's hands are always dirty of paint and whenever it's wet, she stains Killjoy's clothes to "remind her girlfriend of her"
Loud music while working
White noise while working
Killjoy actually doesn't really mind Skye, Reyna or Breach but picks on them bc they pick on her
Raze doesn't like lots of other agents but doesn't let it show
I can't find the ship dynamic meme so I'm gonna describe it:
Raze: hand holding, wild blushing
Killjoy: unholy thoughts, neutral face
WARM UP // killjoy & raze
"let's dance!"
"ja!"