My Cat Is Sleeping On My Lap While I Do Homework And I Thought Omen Would Like To See Her But I Can't

My cat is sleeping on my lap while I do homework and I thought Omen would like to see her but I can't send it to him since I don't have his number so I thought I should post her here

Her name is Capuccina (stolen from a friend) but I call her gata and nicotina (neko+Capuccina), she thinks her name is bebê and understands japanese

Breach: Deadlock, how many arms do two Norse have together?

Deadlock: I don't know and don't want to either

Breach: ONE violently suffocates on laughter

Raze, also dying of laughter: OMG THAT'S SO GENIUS

Reyna: and that's why you're single

Valorant tattoo/piercing/scars canons and headcanons🐁

Astra

Canon: nose piercing, ear piercings

Breach

Canon: has a few scars on his face, probably from fights.

Headcanon: he has a tatto on his back that is a bunch of runes layered and one on his nape that says "Tayane" in grafitti letters. He got it when he was drunk.

Brimstone

Canon: he has a tatto on his right shoulder that is mostly covered by his sleeve.

Headcanon: he was part of the military and fought in a war so he definitely has scars.

Chamber

Canon: He has those golden thing on his head that aren't really tattoos but they look like it?

Headcanon: he works with thin metal and because of that he has lots of small cut scars on his hands

Clove

Headcanon: they got a stick and poke tattoo when they were a teenager, it's a small butterfly on their ankle.

Cypher

Headcanon: scars from fights.

Deadlock

Canon: she has four dots on her right cheek and a fluid looking scar that goes from her dismembered arm to the left side of her face

Headcanon: she was also militar and went on lots of dangerous missions. Has lots of cut and bite scars from radivores she captures.

Fade

Canon: snake bites piercings, septum piercing and earlobe piercings and a flat. Scar on her face and neck. Turkish henna tattoos on her hands.

Headcanon: scars from nightmare scratching and biting her on her back and arms

Gekko

Canon: earlobe piercings, a few doodlish tattoos on his arms and one on his neck that resembles Thrash. Fluid looking scars on his hands

Headcanon: a few burn scars from mosh's accid

Harbor

Canon: shoulder tattoo on both arms

Headcanon: has a tattoo on his chest that says "Memento mori et memento vivere" and a scar on his leg that goes from his waist to his knee that he got while carelessly riding his motorcycle

Iso

Headcanon: has some scars from when he was still learning how to control his powers

Jett

Headcanon: has an arm tattoo that goes from the back of her hand all the way up to her chest but she started covering it when she started working.

Killjoy

Canon: ear piercings

Neon

Canon: not really piercing but those things above her eyebrows kinda look like it. Not tattoos but has some metallic patterns on her arms

Headcanon: back tattoo that follows the metallic arm pattern

Phoenix

Canon: earlobe piercings

Raze

Canon: light spot, arm tattoo

Headcanon: her tattoo goes all the way to her back. Matching tattoo with Breach, hers says Erik in rune like letters. She was also drunk. She has a boombot tattoo on her leg and some explosion scars on her arms

Reyna

Canon: tattoo on her arm, earlobe pierced

Headcanon: back tattoo on the same style of her arms'. Waist tattoo.

Sage

Canon: earlobe pierced

Headcanon: dragon tattoo that takes all her back, it's always covered though

Skye

Canon: scratch scars on her arms, eyebrow piercing

Headcanon: has a hawk wing tattoo on her back. Very cliché, very 2010's but she likes it very much

Sova

Canon: scar on his eye

Headcanon: has also some big scars all over his body from the military and hunting

Viper

Headcanon: has a scar on her back from when omen tried to kill her

Vyse

Headcanon: not really scars since her body is metal(?) but she has some parts scratched and chipped. Used to have piercings back when she was human (if she ever was one?)

Yoru

Headcanon: one tattoo on each of his shoulders, right one is a kabuto (samurai mask), the one in the left is a human face on the old japanese art style

Assigning Valorant agents and pjo characters Will Wood songs and albuns bc these are the only three things on my mind

(very niche I know)

Ordered in alphabetic order of character (agent names)

Alex (pjo/ mcga)

I/ Me/ Myself

Jk that song belongs to apollo

Memento Mori

The new normal

Annabeth (pjo/hoo/ mcga)

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects but now I need you to leave/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole whatever comes next

The normal album

Astra (Valorant)

Dr. Sunshine is dead

When somebody needs you

Camp here and there?

Bianca (pjo)

Euthanasia

Tomcat disposable

It's kind of a lot

Do I have to say the album is In Case I make it?

Blitztone (pjo/ mcga)

Where do you get off?

Red moon

Breach (Valorant)

Thermodynamics lawyer

Sex, drugs, rock'n roll

Half-decade hangover

Self-ish

Brimstone (Valorant)

Venetian blind man

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Idk what album, he doesn't fit Will at all

Chamber (Valorant)

Your body, my temple

Laplace's angel

Hand me my shovel

Marsha/Karen

Self-ish

Clarisse (pjo/ hoo)

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Hand me my sovel

Becoming last names

Self-ish

Clove (Valorant)

I/ me/ myself (2018 live studio demo)

Half-decade hangover?

Love, me normally

The normal album for the vibes

Tomcat disposables

The rhumba of death

Cypher (Valorant)

Becoming last names

Euthanasia

When somebody needs you

Falling up

Against the kitchen floor

In case I make it

Deadlock (Valorant)

Half-decade hangover

2012?

When somebody needs you

Mr. Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Everything is a lot (song)

Everything is a lot (album)

Drew (pjo/ hoo)

The main character

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Becoming last names

White noise

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Aphrodite, your electric sexiness

Self-ish

Fade (Valorant)

Ecsta est fabula, Aplaudite!

Cottard's solution

2012

Laplace's angel

And the ringmaster is pleased to introduce...

Frank (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

White noise

Falling up

Lysergide daydream

Willard!

Will's songs don't fit him well😔

Gekko (Valorant)

He also doesn't fit Will's songs😔😔😔

Genuinely don't know

Grover (pjo/ toa)

Marsha thankk you for the dialects/ Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Suburbia overture?

WHY DOES NO ONE FIT WILL'S SONGS WELL😭

Harbor (Valorant)

He's the exact opposite of Will, I can't do this anymore

Alma mater (bc it's dramatic like him)

Hazel (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Ecta est fabula, Aplaudite!

Laplace's angel

Memento mori

In case I die (she did)

Iso (Valorant)

Idk shit Abt iso sorry

Jason (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Memento Mori

Cus he's ded obviously

When somebody needs you

Under a monochromatic skye

Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Camp here and there

Jett (Valorant)

Your body, my temple

2econd 2ight 2eer

You liked this (okay, Computer!)

The main character

Killjoy (Valorant)

Marsha thankk you for the dialects

Suburbia overture

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Prince ali

The moral implications of deterministic universe feat. The Onceler

I lied about the apple thing

The new normal

Leo (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Cicada days

Laplace's angel

Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

White noise

Euthanasia

Everything is a lot (album)

Lester (pjo/ toa)

I/ me/ myself

Against the kitchen floor

Self-

Bleüctipie

Luke (pjo)

Suburbia overture

Red moon

Lysergide daydream

Everything is a lot (album)

Magnus (pjo/ mcga)

Tomcat disposables

Euthanasia

Dr. sunshine is dead

He'll use me for his needle show

In case I make it

Neon (Valorant)

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Idk

Nico (pjo/ hoo/ toa/ tsats)

Laplace's angel

Memento Mori

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Um, it's kind of a lot

(Cover this song!)

Dr. Sunshine lives!

Ferryman

Self-ish

Omen (Valorant)

When somebody needs you

Marsha thankk you for the dialects

Cottard's solution

Front street

Euthanasia

In case I make it

Phoenix (Valorant)

The main character

Chemical overreaction

Alma mater

Percy (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

When somebody needs you

Against the kitchen floor

Euthanasia

Tomcat disposables

Becoming last names

In case I die

Piper (pjo/ hoo)

Suburbia overture

Chemical overreaction

The song with five names

Self-ish maybe?

Raze (Valorant)

(Cover this song!)

Suburbia overture

Nüburbåtizé!

6up 5oh cop-out

Reyna (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Suburbia overture?

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects

Becoming last names

Venetian blind man

Reyna (Valorant)

Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Bleüctipie

Sex, drugs, rock'n' roll

Mr capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Against the kitchen floor

Vampire reference in a minor key

Self-ish

Sage (Valorant)

Falling up

Willard!

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one

White noise

Euthanasia

In case I make it

Sam (pjo/ mcga)

Memento Mori

Suburbia overture

You liked this (okay, computer!)

Skeleton appreciation day

Everything is a lot

Skye (Valorant)

Suburbia overture

Cover this song

Dr. Sunshine is dead

He'll use me for his needle show

The normal album

Sova (Valorant)

Destroy to enjoy

Cottard's solution

Dr. Sunshine is dead

Sing the Singer/songwriter song

Self-ish

Thalia (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

-Ish

Cover this song

Lysergide daydream

Willard!

2012

When somebody needs you

Everything is a lot (album)

Viper (Valorant)

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one

Chemical overreaction (bc she's a chemist yk)

He'll use me for his needle show

White noise

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Destroy to enjoy

Everything is a lot (album)

Vyse (Valorant)

Destroy to enjoy

White noise

Willard!

Nüburbåtizé

You liked this (okay, computer!)

Well, better than the alternative

Self-ish

In case I make it

Will (pjo/ toa/ tsats)

He'll use me for his needle show

White noise

Willard! (Bc his name is Will)

Skeleton appreciation day

Red moon

Chemical overreaction

Everything is a lot (album)

Yoru (Valorant)

Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Suburbia overture

Aikido

Thermodynamic lawyer

Everything is a lot (album)

Hiii, do you have any Reyna x sage headcanons? I love everything you have so far!!!

YESSSSJDBWJDN

Reyge headcanons

(ft. My friend who really likes them and is very gay for Reyna)

Reyna learned to speak Mandarin just so she could flirt with Sage without Brimstone noticing during meetings

Both are very caring for the younger agents, Sage is more as a grandmother, Reyna is like an older sister

Reyna says that since they can't have kids (because of the VP and Sage doesn't like children), Neon should be their child. Sage is completely against and Tala has mixed feelings about it

"We should adopt Tala"

"She has parents already"

"But I like you two too"

They were both in denial for a really long time

Sova would tease Sage about Reyna

Reyna was Sage's first experience so before that she simply assumed she was straight

Asexual

For some time, Sage thought Reyna was dating Breach

Reyna wasn't dating Breach

Reyna is a lesbian

Reyna is very clearly gay

Sage is asian tho, so she didn't get the signs? Idk, my geography teacher says asians don't get this kind of stuff and, as an asian, I have had lots of experiences in his classes that prove his point

All duelists know everything about Reyna and Sage because Reyna tells them everything. For three months not a single sentinel knew Sage was dating

Skye, Sova and Breach were their cupids. Breach was a very unhelpful one though

Sage is extremely protective about Killjoy when it comes to Reyna

Reyna is defensive for Raze when Sage picks on her during missions

Reyna calls Sage by her first name when she's flirting and Sage absolutely hates it

Reyna's love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch, Sage's are time of quality and acts of service

After Sage learned about Lucia she started studying further into her healing powers so she could help her

Hates missions in Haven and Bind, hates missions in Icebox and Split

Reyna hates when she's sent in missions in places where Kingdom has put their hands on so Sage tries to go on them too so she can have at least some control over what Reyna might do

Reyna sides with Gekko while Sage sides with Deadlock and that has gotten them into very heated discussions (while not even Gekko and Deadlock would argue)