I Saw This Vid On Tiktok A While Ago...

I saw this vid on tiktok a while ago...

And I feel personally attacked

I find it funny how Hades had to deal with a singer who wants to see his wife.

Then later see a man bring in a whole choir to sing about how he needs to see his wife.

Hades after Hadestown: Finally

Alecto: Sir, you have been invited to another greek mythology musical.

Hades: Yeah, I can do another one. As long as it's not-

Alecto: It's about a man wanting to see his wife again.

Hades:...

Alecto: This also includes his son.

Hades:...

Alecto: This time, there will be an entire crew singing with him

Hades:...

Hades:...

Hades:...

Hades: Bye

Why does my godly parent keep changing? Like Athena, then Apollo, then Poseidon, then Hades, then Demeter...

DO NONE OF YOU WANT ME?? Why am I being passed around like a child with divorced parents or like a child in foster care?? I am switching to the Egyptian Gods then. Maybe Iris would want me or smth.

But fr guys, is there like a site or app or smth that will tell you WHO really is your godly parent???? Please help

Also, I'm sorry if the divorced parents and foster care joke offends anyone. Sending love

Orpheus: *sings about missing his wife and doing anything to get her back*

Hades: Fine. Here.

Orpheus: *looked back, lost his wife, then died later on*

Hades: Well, too bad. At least we got rid of the singer husband.

Hades: Wait-

Hades: Who's that man over the-

Odysseus: I MUST GET TO SEE PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS... AND IF I HAVE TO THROW ANOTHER INFANT FROM THE WALL IN AN INSTANT... THEN I'LL BECOME THE MONSTER!!!!!

Odysseus: I saw you as a friend!

Athena: I'm not looking for a friend!

Also Athena, a few songs later: I had a friend before...