I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AU

I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AU

BUT I CANT MAKE HEADCANONS/FANFIC OF IT RN SO I WILL GIVE YOU THIS-

Sonic: [makes a snarky comment about Hiccup]

Hiccup: Whose this sassy child?!

Hiccup:[looks around and finds No one]

Hiccup:[carries Sonic like a kid] fuck it he’s my child now.

Sonic:[blows a raspberry]

Help idk what I’m doing-

I think I will be ok with that since I know there’s nothing embarrassing in my archives.

Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.

Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking hilarious

Cons: They might think I’m creepy. Despite the fact that it’s public and on the Internet, it is not socially acceptable to let anyone know the extent that you creeped their archives.

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

shitpost

the fuck

I’ve come to make an announcement, sonic the hedgehog is a bitch-ass mother-fucker, he beat my movie in the box office. That’s right. He took his sega and fucking paramount studios out and said his movie was “THIS SUCCESSFUL” and I said “that’s disgusting.” So I’m making a call out movie on my Twitter.com: Sonic the hedgehog, you’ve got a shit movie. It’s as good as it’s first design except WAY worse. And guess what? Here’s what my marvel movie looks like. BBOOOOMM

That’s right baby. All white men, no plot, no interesting characters - look at that it looks like a copy and paste of every Marvel movie. He beat me in the box office so guess what, I’m gonna make a distasteful joke in my new movie. That’s right, this is what you get: MY WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT DO-OVER!! except I’m not gonna use Roger Rabbit, I’m gonna make it worse, IM USING CHIP AND DALE!! How do you like that sega? I MADE A CHIP AND DALE MOVIE YOU IDIOT!

you have twenty-three hours to stop making movies before my uncredited P A RRR ODY hits theaters, now get out of my fucking sight, before I make a caricature of you too