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Here’s something i wanna let out-

Canon!Hiccup and ADHD!Hiccup if they already met

Canon!hiccup [sighs]:ok i asked you if you could get scrap metal so we can melt it ..and you came back with this ? [points to a white fluffy Annoying Dog in Adhd!Hiccups arms]

Adhd!Hiccup [clearly didn’t hear a single word he said]:look at this cute fluff ball— huh? Could you repeat that again? Sorry wasn’t with you there..

Canon!Hiccup: I— never mind..you have fun I’ll get the scrap metal.

Adhd!Hiccup[confused]: okayy?.. oh! [looks at the annoying dog] Let me show you to Toothless he will love you!

Fanon!Hiccup: people keep asking me, why do i like Enemies To Lovers so much like—

Fanon!Hiccup: buddy,i was in an Enemies To Lovers Arc with myself. Why shouldn’t I like it?

ADHD!Hiccup:so uh..Fanon showed me this story he called a fanfiction..

Canon!Hiccup:

ADHD!Hiccup: and I’m going to make 50 minutes rant about why, the shit he recommended was traumatizing.

Canon!Hiccup: what the heck did he show you??—-

I had a crazy idea…

But as much as I love it i fear it

And yes it involves hiccup…in a way.

HH800: hello. my name is hiccup, and I’m an android prototype. How may i be at your service?

Canon!Hiccup: who the heck keeps bringing you people?!?!??

Canon!Hiccup:[inhale,exhale] so..i..uh have noticed..that I’m not the only haddock who is skinny and with one leg..which kind of weird but—

Canon!Hiccup: [shakes his head] never mind- but it still begs the question..how did you get here..?

ADHD!Hiccup,Fanon!Hiccup,HH800:

Villain!Helena: [breaks through his hut’s door with a hammer] they aren’t the only ones~

Canon!Hiccup:

Fanon!Hiccup: I’m so tired of people telling me to “ gO tOucH sOmE gRaSs” like- bitch at least i can read faster than you playing an online game and raging like a baby.

Canon!Hiccup:.. wHy ArE yOu EvEn TeLlInG mE tHiS—

Canon!Hiccup: [sitting on a chair stressed]

Adhd!Hiccup: bro..you ok?

Canon!Hiccup:…

Canon!Hiccup: [ points behind Adhd!Hiccup]

Adhd!Hiccup: wh— what. what’s behi—

Spamton!Hiccup breaking in: H-H-HELLO [Little Spone!] HOW ARE YOU DOING IN THIS [Hellish Advertisement]?!

Adhd!Hiccup: Oh shit- i love this one!

Canon!Hiccup: [Sigh] so..what happened..?

Helena: what do you mean what happened-

Canon!Hiccup: WHY IS ADHD!HICCUP IN THE CORNER SHEVIRING?! [ points at a traumatised dirty Adhd!Hiccup while Spamton!Hiccup is surrounding him with blue looking eggs]

Fanon!Hiccup: n..nothing happened?

Canon!Hiccup: oh yeah? Cuz right now you three came by messy and covered with dirt- you were clean before leaving mind you!

Helena and Fanon!Hiccup:

~flash back~

Fanon!Hiccup: YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM WITHOUT A WARNING YOU MANIAC!

Helena: AND?? BITCH HE WAS HITTING ON ME AND ADHD!HICCUP

Adhd!Hiccup:[looks at the dead body in horror]

Fanon!Hiccup: Fine then! THe Fuck We Should Do now?!

Helena:stop fucking whining and help me hide the body !

Fanon!Hiccup: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??

Helena:DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING BETTER IDEA ?!

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Helena: listen it was for self-defence

Fanon!Hiccup:Self-Defence how bitch?!

Canon!Hiccup: …

Fanon!Hiccup: Don’t argue with me!

Adhd!Hiccup: but you’re wrong!

Fanon!Hiccup: Don’t argue with me!!

Adhd!Hiccup: BUT [Clap] YOU’RE [Clap] WRONG![Clap]

Fanon!Hiccup: that’s why you’re the slowest in your gang.

Adhd!Hiccup: that’s why you don’t have a girlfriend.

Fanon!Hiccup:..

Fanon!Hiccup: I’mma ‘bout to end your whole career [ stand besides Adhd!Hiccup] you know your favourite fictional characters aren’t real right?

Adhd!Hiccup:…

Adhd!Hiccup: What..?

Fanon!Hiccup: right..? Hm..?

Adhd!Hiccup: W H A T ?

HH800: Why would you say that??

Fanon!Hiccup: because he had it coming

HH800: why would you tell him that??

Fanon!Hiccup: Because he had it comin-

Adhd!Hiccup: Canon!!

Fanon!Hiccup: No don’t call Canon now!

I have no explanation for myself, the idea was stuck in my mind and i had to release it

It’s just my opinion but I just wanna let out that it’d be nice to see more httyd au of other fandoms.

I know there is but i feel like it’s..quite rare? And it’s not talked about it.

I just wanna see people’s creative ideas,and interpretations of their favourite fandoms with httyd, and though i do have my own aus of it I still don’t really work on the rest of.

Again it’s just my opinion and it may not be necessary but I think it would be cool is all.

Adhd!hiccup: [concerned] guys? Have you seen Toby anywhere?? I haven’t seen him the whole day.

Helena: who the fuck is Toby??

Canon!hiccup: you mean your white dog that you brought instead of the scrap metal?

HH800: [ researching data….]

Fanon!hiccup: bitch really called that dog Toby I can’t

Helena: why isn’t it just a name..he gave to a dog??

Fanon!hiccup: if he deadass doesn’t know about the hellhole that this fucker came from [points at Spamton!hiccup] then I don’t know what to say to you.

Canon!hiccup: guys please…[sigh] look adhd..Toby is probably sleeping..or hiding..or I don’t know what dogs like to do most of the time..but I’m pretty sure he is fine..

Hh800: i have searched through my memory data..and saw a glance of Toby entering Fanon’s room..he might still be there.

Fanon!Hiccup: OH SHIT—-

Adhd!hiccup: Toby!! I told you to not touch the pcs…ARE YOU MAKING A GAME?? How?!

Helena [enters as she is huffing closing the door behind]: sorry i was late, i was…doing things..

Canon!hiccup:

[sounds of aggressively stomping approaches]

Fanon!hiccup[slams door open]: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Helena: push is such a strong word..I prefer to call it..a “ givin’ you a lil’ nudge “

Fanon!hiccup: Oh I will give you “ a lil’ nudge “ when i SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!

Helena: Hey! Watch your fuckin’ language in front of the chief..

Canon!hiccup: get the Fuck out..both of you..

Fanon!Hiccup: Canon!! Help me i fucked up!!

Canon!Hiccup: [looking up his work] wha- what did you do..?

Fanon!Hiccup: I broke Adhd’s Tablet and now he is after me!

Canon!Hiccup: how dangerous can he exactly be??

Adhd!Hiccup: [breaks in with a fucking chainsaw] SWIGGITY SWOGGY BITCH!!

Canon!hiccup just walking in: the fuck is happening……?

[Adhd!hiccup and Fanon!hiccup arguing with wattpad badboy]

Fanon!hiccup: ok so— you are asking us if we have a female in the house? Like- out of no where??? Why??

Badboy: listen squirt, do you have or not?

Adhd!hiccup: I mean we do but- why..

Badboy: shut it freak!

Adhd!hiccup: if ain’t i about to slap this whore—

Canon!hiccup: [comes in between them] woah woah woah..can someone fill me in please..who is this guy and why is he in our house?

Fanon!hiccup: beats me bud, all we know is that he was asking if we have a female in here he didn’t tell us why.

Canon!hiccup: ..huuuh..

Fanon!hiccup: listen edgy kid..you better tell us why you want a female from this specific house exactly. Or else things will get nasty.

Badboy: pff oh yeah..what will you do then

Canon!hiccup: [sighs] just..please tell us why you want her.?

Badboy: because i saw her walking around and i want her to be MINE!

[the three looked at each other before breaking into laughter]

Fanon!hiccup: BOI!

Adhd!hiccup: he dID NOT—

Canon!hiccup trying to calm himself down: o-ok ok..what makes you think Exactly that she will say ‘ yes’

Badboy: [snarls] all girls are submissive to me, I know she will fall for me at first sight and will BEG for me to protect her from all the evil in the world.

[more laughter + confused badboy]

Fanon!hiccup: BITCH THAT WHORE IS A MURDERER!!

Canon!hiccup: a-and also..[catches his breath and calms] she is a woman not a girl.

Adhd!hiccup: and she is a fucking Dom! Of a woman oh my god..

Badboy: [growls] what did you say..

Helena walks in: sup hoes, sorry i was late my date with my boyfriend got a bit long but we had fun.

Fanon!hiccup: hey Hel..we have fantastic news for you

Helena:what—

Badboy: [pins her down] there you are~ now what was that about a boyfriend you say [snarls]

Helena: oh pumpkin…[punches the badboy as he falls in the ground in pain] who the fuck let this child in?

Canon!hiccup: ask them! They were arguing with him when i came in

Adhd!hiccup:..should we do something to the dude tho…?

Fanon!hiccup: I mean…he wanted Helena..and he called her a submissive girl he can make her his and protect from all evil soo

Canon!hiccup: you did not just—

Helena:oh~ is that so.. let’s see how he can protect himself from me then

Canon!hiccup:this..is going to a long shitty day isn’t it..

Fanon!hiccup: a person once asked me what kind of books i like to read.

Fanon!hiccup: the disgusted expression they made after hearing my answer made me almost howl.

I’ve been having Flippy brainrot recently.

Then hiccup came into my mind again..

Soo Htf/rotbtd au everyone??

Something for my rotbtd au

I haven't drawn the other three yet.

Fanon!hiccup: hey bro I found something interesting you might like.

Canon!hiccup:what?

[one episode of HTF]

Canon!hiccup:…..

Canon!hiccup: you are one sick mother fucker.

HH800: It is not common to find someone’s insecurities by their search history.

HH800: But i did not expect You of all people to have Low self-esteem.

Fanon!hiccup:

Fanon!hiccup: WhAt ArE yOu?!