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It’s just my opinion but I just wanna let out that it’d be nice to see more httyd au of other fandoms.
I know there is but i feel like it’s..quite rare? And it’s not talked about it.
I just wanna see people’s creative ideas,and interpretations of their favourite fandoms with httyd, and though i do have my own aus of it I still don’t really work on the rest of.
Again it’s just my opinion and it may not be necessary but I think it would be cool is all.
Fanon!hiccup: a person once asked me what kind of books i like to read.
Fanon!hiccup: the disgusted expression they made after hearing my answer made me almost howl.
I’ve been having Flippy brainrot recently.
Then hiccup came into my mind again..
Soo Htf/rotbtd au everyone??
Fanon!hiccup: hey bro I found something interesting you might like.
Canon!hiccup:what?
[one episode of HTF]
Canon!hiccup:…..
Canon!hiccup: you are one sick mother fucker.
I just began my hiccup x Arabic!reader and I’m anxious,excited—
IDK THE FEELING IS WEIRD
HH800: It is not common to find someone’s insecurities by their search history.
HH800: But i did not expect You of all people to have Low self-esteem.
Fanon!hiccup:
Fanon!hiccup: WhAt ArE yOu?!
Someone:you saved me! I owe you my life.
HH800:No thanks, I’ve seen it..I’m not very impressed.
—-
Adhd!hiccup: being bilingual means you can threaten a bitch in another language and they won’t know you will kill them in their sleep.[slurps strawberry milk]
Canon!hiccup: I’m sorry- what?!
Adhd!hiccup: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’ ?
HH800: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated—
Fanon!hiccup: Smad.
HH800: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Fanon!hiccup: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Adhd!hiccup: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Helena: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Canon!hiccup: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Canon! Hiccup!: [ slams door open while grabbing a new version by hand] LISTEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!
Every version: [look at him with surprise]
Canon!hiccup: You better start explaining to me WHY The Fuck none of you told me this whore is the one who brought you here??!!
Parasite!hiccup: sup, missed me?
Adhd!hiccup: we wanted to, we just didn’t know how you’d feel about it
Fanon!hiccup:..yeaaah..besides we hate him so we didn’t bother to.
Canon!hiccup: and you just left me by…just Speculating???
Helena:yeah hun, it was fun for a while
Canon!hiccup: the fuck is wrong with All Of You??
Adhd!hiccup: everything my man.
Canon!hiccup: [walking away and yelling in the distance] I’M DONE WITH EVERY FUCKING PERSON HERE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!
Canon!hiccup: If Fanon and I were drowning, who would you save?
Adhd!hiccup: You two can’t swim?
Fanon!hiccup: It’s a hypothetical question, Adhd! who would you save?
Adhd!hiccup: my time and effort.
Ik i can just type it or copy paste it but I just wanna point out, this generator came bringing qoutes that works for the characters and— that’s one of them.
While i was using the incorrect quote generator.
I found two or three quotes with it shipping Adhd!hiccup with Canon!hiccup and it’s fucking hilarious.
Edit:one of em was fanon!hiccup x adhd!hiccup I can’t-
Adhd!hiccup: [blankly staring at a wall]
Canon!hiccup: is—…is he ok?
Fanon!hiccup: yeah his medication wore off, he is just zoning out.
Canon!hiccup: why is no one alerting him about it??
Fanon!hiccup: we lost his pills, Hel is looking for them as we speak
[cut to a panicked Helena messing with the furniture trying to find them]
Canon!hiccup: we can’t just fucking leave him like that man!
Parasite!hiccup: [walks in with bunch of stim toys] leave that to me.
I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AU
BUT I CANT MAKE HEADCANONS/FANFIC OF IT RN SO I WILL GIVE YOU THIS-
Sonic: [makes a snarky comment about Hiccup]
Hiccup: Whose this sassy child?!
Hiccup:[looks around and finds No one]
Hiccup:[carries Sonic like a kid] fuck it he’s my child now.
Sonic:[blows a raspberry]
Help idk what I’m doing-
Canon!Hiccup: one time i got mad at something Adhd!hiccup did , and he gave me this calm tone and he said that ‘ one day no one will find my body’
Canon!Hiccup: I, To this day haven’t recovered.
“ i envy you” his Counterpart said with sadness in his tone.
Hiccup couldn’t help but wonder, why would this powerful being that holds his exact features,build,and voice. Who holds this powerful energy inside him envy him A normal Weak person. “..why?..” he simply spoke softly with confusion.
His counterpart chuckled and replied “ well..to start off, you were born without such burden on your shoulders, your people never called you a freak for just existing with powers, you never had the whole world blame you for just being you, you just got to live your life as a normal human “, Hiccup couldn’t have the heart to correct his counterpart about the burden part. His life wasn’t as bright at the beginning as well. But he understood.
“Well..didn’t you have your parents..?” Hiccup noticed how his counterpart stiffened by his question. “I’m pretty sure my mom was wonderful “ he simply replied.
“What about your dad?”
“He doesn’t exist “
“Wha—..” his counterpart stood up stretching “ welp! The only con is that you don’t have a super sonic blue hedgehog alien, so I’m a bit special eh?” He spoke tending to ignore his other self.
“Wait..what do you mean he doesn’t exi—“
“ He Doesn’t Exist. “ Hiccup could tell that his statement held venom and hatred, his counterpart’s eyes glowed a brighter green,it was weird hearing his own voice filled with so much coldness and anger.
Hiccup stood up nodding in understanding, what ever his counterpart had meant. It could be that his father wasn’t the brightest at the least.
They were interrupted by a blue blur passing by in a split second and standing in front of his counterpart. Whose mood changes into softness and warmth to the blue alien “ Heya Ren!..and other Ren” the blue blur greeted both of them. “Uhh hi??..” hiccup replied awkwardly “um..why does he call you uh..”
“Ren?..” his counterpart chuckled softly “ it’s just a nickname he gives me..it’s uh..short for parent I guess “ hiccup nodded with a slight ‘oohh’ before it finally sunk in.
“ YOU’RE HIS PARENT??”
(A lil one shot or -idk breif brainrot idea whatever- because I’ve been having hiccup being sonic’s parent and sonic calling him ‘ Ren’ )
Thx @hiccanna-tidbits for listening to my brainrot rambling
HH800: I’ll always be watching over you [says with a gentle smile]
Person: Aww because you’ll always be in my heart, right?
HH800: no motherfucker, I’ll be watching you by your devices.
HH800: You seem familiar, have i threatened you before?
Okay so I’m actually insane about lycanwing Hiccup. I imagine he gets distracted by shiny objects and then gets embarrassed when people point it out