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Fanon!Hiccup: people keep asking me, why do i like Enemies To Lovers so much like—

Fanon!Hiccup: buddy,i was in an Enemies To Lovers Arc with myself. Why shouldn’t I like it?

I had a crazy idea…

But as much as I love it i fear it

And yes it involves hiccup…in a way.

HH800: hello. my name is hiccup, and I’m an android prototype. How may i be at your service?

Canon!Hiccup: who the heck keeps bringing you people?!?!??

Canon!Hiccup:[inhale,exhale] so..i..uh have noticed..that I’m not the only haddock who is skinny and with one leg..which kind of weird but—

Canon!Hiccup: [shakes his head] never mind- but it still begs the question..how did you get here..?

ADHD!Hiccup,Fanon!Hiccup,HH800:

Villain!Helena: [breaks through his hut’s door with a hammer] they aren’t the only ones~

Canon!Hiccup:

Canon!Hiccup: [sitting on a chair stressed]

Adhd!Hiccup: bro..you ok?

Canon!Hiccup:…

Canon!Hiccup: [ points behind Adhd!Hiccup]

Adhd!Hiccup: wh— what. what’s behi—

Spamton!Hiccup breaking in: H-H-HELLO [Little Spone!] HOW ARE YOU DOING IN THIS [Hellish Advertisement]?!

Adhd!Hiccup: Oh shit- i love this one!

Adhd!hiccup: [concerned] guys? Have you seen Toby anywhere?? I haven’t seen him the whole day.

Helena: who the fuck is Toby??

Canon!hiccup: you mean your white dog that you brought instead of the scrap metal?

HH800: [ researching data….]

Fanon!hiccup: bitch really called that dog Toby I can’t

Helena: why isn’t it just a name..he gave to a dog??

Fanon!hiccup: if he deadass doesn’t know about the hellhole that this fucker came from [points at Spamton!hiccup] then I don’t know what to say to you.

Canon!hiccup: guys please…[sigh] look adhd..Toby is probably sleeping..or hiding..or I don’t know what dogs like to do most of the time..but I’m pretty sure he is fine..

Hh800: i have searched through my memory data..and saw a glance of Toby entering Fanon’s room..he might still be there.

Fanon!Hiccup: OH SHIT—-

Adhd!hiccup: Toby!! I told you to not touch the pcs…ARE YOU MAKING A GAME?? How?!

I’ve been having Flippy brainrot recently.

Then hiccup came into my mind again..

Soo Htf/rotbtd au everyone??

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Canon!hiccup: Thanks bud!

Fanon!hiccup: oh no.

Adhd!hiccup: *cries* I love you too.

Helena: Sounds fake but okay.

HH800: *A flustered mess*

Parasite!hicccup: can i get a refund?

Canon! Hiccup!: [ slams door open while grabbing a new version by hand] LISTEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!

Every version: [look at him with surprise]

Canon!hiccup: You better start explaining to me WHY The Fuck none of you told me this whore is the one who brought you here??!!

Parasite!hiccup: sup, missed me?

Adhd!hiccup: we wanted to, we just didn’t know how you’d feel about it

Fanon!hiccup:..yeaaah..besides we hate him so we didn’t bother to.

Canon!hiccup: and you just left me by…just Speculating???

Helena:yeah hun, it was fun for a while

Canon!hiccup: the fuck is wrong with All Of You??

Adhd!hiccup: everything my man.

Canon!hiccup: [walking away and yelling in the distance] I’M DONE WITH EVERY FUCKING PERSON HERE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

Canon!hiccup: If Fanon and I were drowning, who would you save?

Adhd!hiccup: You two can’t swim?

Fanon!hiccup: It’s a hypothetical question, Adhd! who would you save?

Adhd!hiccup: my time and effort.

Ik i can just type it or copy paste it but I just wanna point out, this generator came bringing qoutes that works for the characters and— that’s one of them.

I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AU

BUT I CANT MAKE HEADCANONS/FANFIC OF IT RN SO I WILL GIVE YOU THIS-

Sonic: [makes a snarky comment about Hiccup]

Hiccup: Whose this sassy child?!

Hiccup:[looks around and finds No one]

Hiccup:[carries Sonic like a kid] fuck it he’s my child now.

Sonic:[blows a raspberry]

Help idk what I’m doing-

Canon!Hiccup: one time i got mad at something Adhd!hiccup did , and he gave me this calm tone and he said that ‘ one day no one will find my body’

Canon!Hiccup: I, To this day haven’t recovered.

“ i envy you” his Counterpart said with sadness in his tone.

Hiccup couldn’t help but wonder, why would this powerful being that holds his exact features,build,and voice. Who holds this powerful energy inside him envy him A normal Weak person. “..why?..” he simply spoke softly with confusion.

His counterpart chuckled and replied “ well..to start off, you were born without such burden on your shoulders, your people never called you a freak for just existing with powers, you never had the whole world blame you for just being you, you just got to live your life as a normal human “, Hiccup couldn’t have the heart to correct his counterpart about the burden part. His life wasn’t as bright at the beginning as well. But he understood.

“Well..didn’t you have your parents..?” Hiccup noticed how his counterpart stiffened by his question. “I’m pretty sure my mom was wonderful “ he simply replied.

“What about your dad?”

“He doesn’t exist “

“Wha—..” his counterpart stood up stretching “ welp! The only con is that you don’t have a super sonic blue hedgehog alien, so I’m a bit special eh?” He spoke tending to ignore his other self.

“Wait..what do you mean he doesn’t exi—“

“ He Doesn’t Exist. “ Hiccup could tell that his statement held venom and hatred, his counterpart’s eyes glowed a brighter green,it was weird hearing his own voice filled with so much coldness and anger.

Hiccup stood up nodding in understanding, what ever his counterpart had meant. It could be that his father wasn’t the brightest at the least.

They were interrupted by a blue blur passing by in a split second and standing in front of his counterpart. Whose mood changes into softness and warmth to the blue alien “ Heya Ren!..and other Ren” the blue blur greeted both of them. “Uhh hi??..” hiccup replied awkwardly “um..why does he call you uh..”

“Ren?..” his counterpart chuckled softly “ it’s just a nickname he gives me..it’s uh..short for parent I guess “ hiccup nodded with a slight ‘oohh’ before it finally sunk in.

“ YOU’RE HIS PARENT??”

(A lil one shot or -idk breif brainrot idea whatever- because I’ve been having hiccup being sonic’s parent and sonic calling him ‘ Ren’ )

Thx @hiccanna-tidbits for listening to my brainrot rambling