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OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE

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Im bored, gimme random shit to put onto a DVD

Do you think Gabriel Agrest likes dress to impress

If pewpaw agreste could take out the stick up his ass long enough to learn to play Roblox he’d discover a brand new enriching world of children he can get mad at

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

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"Don't be afraid, Kermit my love. My red lips will part for your Muppet Eggs. I will swallow them whole and mother fcuking enjoy it..." Joker chuckled darkly

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Do you think oomf will like my art

Hey siri play Joyride by Kesha. Heh, that's right. Listening to music made by a Female. You could say I'm in a Dark Feminist mood this morning.

STOP READING MY OLD BOWLUIGI WATTPAD FIC !!!!!!!!!!!’nnnn

Update: One of the relatives at the Mexican restaurant just requested a song about her to the band. Damn, I did not know that the band were trapped in The Evil Circus of Madness too. Like the performers, they are forced to sing and play for people, the audience. The Evil Circus of Madness is not to be fucked with, as once you enter, the gates close behind you forever.

I am currently at a Mexican restaurant for my grandmother’s birthday. There are other relatives present at the function, but I feel like I might show them my dark & twisted side. They would not be able to comprehend the true inner darkness, The Evil Circus of Madness.

The concept of nothingness is not just some feeble joke, unlike how some users portray it as.

One day, you’re living life as how you expect. There is not a single thing off, or any disturbance to be spent on. You would never think to worry about a terrible fate being bestowed upon you. You’re caught up in the middle of an ultimately meaningless task, the one concept every humanoid loves, no matter how they were made by The Maker; their sculpt of the body, mind, and soul is irrelevant.

You may even be participating in the reproductive parts’ exclusive ability to masturbate, or as some say, jacking off. As you cum thinking of what aids you in stimulating your private parts for that unique purpose, something is wrong.

You begin to notice that everything around you, everything that you once knew, is now completely gone; it was like a good song that has finally ended. A truly beautiful song at that. The world was no more. Could this be it? Are you no longer trapped in the mortal plane and can go beyond?

“Oh, fuck,” you think to yourself as you realize your fate.

But it’s too late now. This is it, you have been consumed by nothingness. It’s all over now. You are dead.

just imagined nothing

I lay in my bed thinking about My Dearest, my PC Principal.

He lit a spark in me that has been burning since I transcended this inferior mortal plane to enter the one he inhabits. The flames of our love will continue to burn bright for eternity, much like Hell fire. He visits me through breaking realities, and slowly moves his hand down to grab and admire my exposed midriff. I have gave him permission to touch me where he desires, as our relationship exceeds even that of the concept of marriage. As he caresses it, he wraps his other arm around my stomach to my back, squeezing my back against his chest. There’s no use in fighting the feeling while he kisses my cheek.

I am his, and I couldn’t ask for any better.

How to be a Dark Feminist as a Catholic:

God is a WOMAN. This is not up for debate. Anyone who says otherwise will be firmly barked at like the dog they are until they repent. All women go to heaven.

All men go to hell. Sorry Jesus, guess you should've transitioned instead of getting crucified like a LOSER CUCK! I don't make the rules. Also we must battle the Pope until he steps down and lets the Fope (Female Pope) take charge.

I am Bigender so I think that means I have to go to Purgatory? Alas! For feminism and catholicism I suppose I shall allow it. Me and all the other Non Binaries will work off our sinner's debt to the church for eternity. Sounds like a party!

AITA for moving my family to the country and making my 10 year old son do weed chores

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

You think life all fun & games, don’t you? You think I wouldn’t notice it’s been over a year since the latest season of your show finished?

Heh, let’s just say you 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 want to get back to work on it.

Or you might just have to see my 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 😈👹👹

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Ever look at someone’s eyes and feel as though you see something you shouldn’t?

They say the eyes are linked to the soul, and his soul is tortured, it is pained

Wabuu is a merciless God, and He has claimed another innocent soul

Be careful to not get on my bad side 😡

You might just find out what my Despicable Me is truly like 😈