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Rose: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Samberly: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Jarvis: Drunk.

Daniel: Wasted.

Peggy: Dead.

Daniel: Shh, here comes Angie!

Jack: Quick, Samberly, start talking about boring nerd stuff.

Samberly: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Jack: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

Samberly: Jason said its my turn with the braincell.

Howard: Square up.

Daniel: What makes you all smile?

Rose: Friends and family.

Samberly: Snacks.

Peggy: Victory and success.

Jarvis: Face muscles.

Peggy: What’s the scariest horror movie you’ve ever watched?

Jarvis: IT.

Rose: Annabelle.

Daniel: Paranormal Activity.

Samberly: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn’t know the words.

Peggy: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get her so fast?

Jarvis: Several traffic violations.

Rose: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Daniel: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Samberly: Also that’s not our car.

Jack: Daniel, do your thing.

Peggy: stop it. You think every time you send Daniel to say “please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, it’s not going to work this time

Jack, Rose, Samberly, Jarvis:

Daniel: …Please? For me?

Peggy:

Peggy: Dammit.