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family photo! based on rp
this either speaks volumes about how overdramatic condy is, or speaks volumes about how overpowered alpha rose and dave were
what went down in the condy vs alpha rose and dave fight that warranted the condesce bringing a DRAGON to help her out???? did the dragon even fight them at all or did she just stab them with the dragon there as like. a dramatic background prop
bros in every universe
absolutely obsessed with the idea of alpha dave and rose doing everything they can to be parents to children they will never ever meet. dave filming pbs style educational videos for baby dirk and rose recording herself doing dramatic readings of bed time stories for lil roxy. hidden presents around the house that say "Open only on your 8th birthday" and "for when youre 12". leaving pictures of themselves in the kids home so they know that even though they're alone, this person loved them and did their best to make an apocalypse livable for them. video recordings and handwritten notes and instruction manuals and nonperishable food and "i dont know you but i love you" and "ill never get to meet you but im proud of you" and "youll never know me but i did my best to take care of you" in every way they knew how
WOAGH
Love the layering and the mug and the steam very good <3
Like a gimmick birthday card but it plays the most artifact-ridden, deep-fried royalty-free music. perfect
tryin to make this bro more real
alpha dave letting dirk have sex with him because "don't I owe you everything? (for the bad circumstances of your life)" and bro fucking Dave because "you owe me everything. I did everything for you"
30 days OTP challenge - Stridercest
Day 20: My own kink cof cof i love men wearing woman’s lingerie cof
Oh hot damn, forgot to post these.
Original date: 20th September 2024.
Goddamn it, time flies..!
In my au where bro strider is the kinda fucked up uncle figure who's trying alpha Dave is definitely the single father who doesn't fully know what he's doing but is holding it together with a couple parenting books and observation
Like I could see that man finding out about Bluey, turning it on because it's a kids show and Dirk might like it, and then watching himself because he's actually getting parenting tips from it even though Dirk would rather be watching my little pony
That aside he definitely has a notebook to make notes on anything Dirk enjoys/milestone so he can't forget it
Oh Dirk said a certain brand of juice tastes better? Noted
Dirk lost his seventh tooth? Noted with a polaroid of said tooth
Dirk said he likes this very specific pen with this very specific line thickness because it's great for detailing drawings? Made a note to keep that shit stocked up, mans probably buys it in bulk