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dave strider would make how it’s actually made. alpha dave strider probably did
there is absolutely no fucking way that huggbees is not secretly dave strider
family photo! based on rp
Ugly ass baby gets sent centuries earlier than intended
A while ago i read Upgrade (loved it) and idly wondered if there was any movie who could get the same treatment and then it hit me and totaled my brain: Birdman AU. Casting ideas and rambles under the cut, abundant movie spoilers
MC: Alpha Dave Strider considered bro because the voice would fit like a glove cal but i imagine him too antisocial to be a famous actor. would change the wife with beta Roxy and rose as daughter.
The voice: BRO (from the past) or cal
Daughter: Dirk (hard pick between him Rose and Roxy. sadly i cant put vriska in 2 roles) it's going to be interesting to have a dirk who hates dave. even in works where he does he usually still wants him or love-hates. the runny mascara remains.
Wife: Jade guess wich fic gave me this idea
Assistant: Karkat so we can have weird sweaty gay tension with director dave without having actual davekat.
Raven Actress: Vriska I needed a black haired bitch. picked her to make the pregnacy scare as terrifying as possible. also DaveVris! horrendous! 10/10!
Blonde Actress: Roxy VrisRoxy you heard it here first
Young actor: Jake def jake if i put dirk as daughter to have him say no to dirk's avances lmao. also Jake struggling with "act & sincerity fake irl/real self on stage " fits him.
Critic: Alpha Rose Lalonde i think she even driks martinis. beta roxy would give him a good review
Costumist: a maryam banal i know i know. probably porrim
bad actor who gets hit by a light: John
alcohol seller: Sollux because i like him and want him in at the cost of being the bus driver
the 3? journalists at the start: Rose is the creepy tabloid one, 2 free spots for now
Alpha dave haunted by BRO, by toxic masculinity, by the need to be respected. Terrified of being nothing if he doesnt have fame. So terrified he destrys his family not realizing maybe being loved by them would fix him or is what he really wants/needs. A man who used to have sort of morals, he wasnt a sellout. but not being a marvel actor cant be a personality. not being one is not enough its a "yes and?". Dave being a boomer. having a terrible website because hes bad at it. i could call il puppetman and have him incarnate cal or bro (bro is cal's ideal man) but dave has already bird motifs in canon. And being a "birdman" goes as well as we know.
old man yaoi and it's just a boomer movie "critic" crocker with the undercover film director and totally not gay strider
"ermmm... actually fight club is a metaphor for how someone's mind is capable of unfeatable things and how the biggest enemy is just ourselves and-"
"yes, yes. whatever you say, beautiful"
JOYRIDE
Doodles turned into whole pieces
Joyride definitely heavily influenced this stuff, also need more alpha timeline guardians man they so silly
Make sure to check out The Homestuck Liveread next Friday!
shitty MSPaint dirk doodles 2, electric boogalo (guest starring Roxy Lalonde and D. Strider)
i can and will elaborate
blog on hiatus cause host of sys is stressed 💗 brb
Yoyo not to req smth but if u ever wanna, a lil alpha Dave would b swag. Can b anything u want rly!! Feel free to make it a meme or anything :]
Art dumping; stuff I drew while taking a bus ride.