Always Has Been - Tumblr Posts
It just be like that
from the beginning
Ah yes. The good old days when shipping wars hadn’t been invented yet. Before the existence of antis when we all lived in harmony -
No, no. Tumblr and twitter had *created* puritan culture. I mean before then.
No no no before then. Before social media poisoned everything-
Before then….?
Before….
Well surely shipping wars didn’t exist before the internet-
Where do you fall on the Silly Scale
status update : obsessed with duncney.
Don't get me wrong, I love the dreamy fairytale-ness of the Ghibli movie version of Howl's Moving Castle, but the book. The book. Sophie, first off, being so incredibly set on being the boring un-gifted un-adventuresome eldest daughter (as is right and fitting for an eldest daughter to be) that she doesn't notice she's working magic, like, constantly? And when a witch shows up like "hey girlie you are fully working SO much magic that I'm feeling threatened, so like I'm gonna put you in the old lady dimension ciao," she's like well. That was weird. Anyway I guess I better go find something to do as an old lady. And she reasons that this famously evil sorcerer who eats young girls' hearts is probably safe for her now cause like. She's old. What's he gonna do to me. And proceeds to bully her way into becoming his cleaning lady. And Howl, known flaky whimsical fuckboy extraordinaire, is like sure okay I guess that works for me. And just as well because it turns out he's also a fucking bottom who kinda digs this strong stubborn lady who's steamrolled her way into his life, kinda weird that she's disguised as an old woman but w/e he's not gonna question her life choices and like it's not actually a problem for him, and by the time Sophie's figured out that oh crap oh shit she's actually kinda into this flighty asshole, what am I gonna do, he'd never return my feelings in a hundred years, Howl's basically accepted that they're mostly married. And also how can you top "my extremely powerful and slightly fey wizard is just a Welsh grad student who wandered into a portal one day" for a character concept. You can't. It's the perfect book really
for every whiny pissbaby that calls the doctor who 60th special woke i grow more powerful btw. clears my skin waters my crops etc
POV: No one did the homework.
(Yes. It really is his VA.)
I don’t really even know how it happened
AHSOKA TANO in Star Wars: The Clone Wars
vampires never got less sexy and you never grew out of your vampires are sexy phase. you’re just a coward giving into the idea that vampires are just a cringey teenage girl fantasy. grow up. vampires have always been sexy and they always will be
He was there for the start of (America’s involvement in) WWII and he was there for the end of it.
Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
