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I've got another one, hold on.

i hate him

I like to imagine when there's like playdates with the scarecrows and riddlers we've got them on leashes and they're socializing like dogs LMAO

Like I'm over here here and I've got Nolanverse and fear state with leashes Like "yeah man they don't bite, they're friendly" I am lying they do bite and they bite hard LMAO

As I said, playdates are my forte.

When you sent me this, I was overjoyed.

Bless you for giving me this evil task 💙

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SILLIES‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Happy Birthday to Best, Silliest little guys I know (even if it isn't technically Dano's birthday)

... I got bored

Was scrolling through @skye707 's art and got inspired XD

I'm curious the dynamics between all of them, who are besties wit each other and who absolutely despises one another

Alright, let's break it down.

Firstly, I wouldn't say that any of them hate each other. Annoy to the point of insanity, sure, but at the end of the day, they're all still Riddlers. No one else in the world understands what it's like to be them.

Now that that's out of the way, Gotham, Dano, and YJ will beat ZY senseless because he is annoying and an absolute jackass, just like any group of brothers would.

Dano and YJ are nearly inseparable. They both know what it's like to be overlooked, not just in intelligence and accolade, but as a person. So, they lift each other up and are all the better for it.

Gotham is the kid-wrangler. He's one of the kids, but he's not? Like the other kids are unpredictable, but Gotham functions like clockwork.

Believe it or not, ZY isn't actually trying to make anyone angry. He's just an absolute attention whore compared to the rest of the gang, and it really shows. But it's all just to get a reaction, like most stuff he does.

Now, the babyiest of babies: Unburied. Like, he's not expected to do anything but be silly, and somehow everyone loves him for it. He's just a little guy.

Arkham, BTAS, and BTAA honestly don't care much what the kids do, as long as they aren't breaking shit or creating a national crisis. Arkham keeps to his workshop and robots, BTAS is keeping the party rolling, and BTAA is busy planning his next amazing heist. They generally don't fight, and are more likely to be diplomatic. Unless, it's ZY.

Finally, let it be said. Telltale doesn't hate any of them. He's just got that classic Riddler complex of 'everyone is an idiot except me'. When looking through the lense of age, though, it makes his own past faults and successes so much more apparent. He sees himself in every single one of them, in a way that he may not be entirely comfortable with. However, again, in classic Riddler fashion, he can't let any of them see his true self, have to keep up the illusion.

So, he'll deflect with sarcasm, cruelty, and witty quips, hoping they get a better ending.

phew.

get it, got it, good.

I assume 66 riddler is dead so now I can't stop imagining 66 being the one who took arkham and telltale under his wing and pretty much raised him

He's the granddaddy of all silly Riddlers, so of course he gave them some pointers on how to get your riddle on.

Happy Belated Birthday to the one and only Frank Gorshin

OH, I'M LIVING FOR THIS XD

Imagine if all the Riddlers did a bodyswap with eachother- imagine the amount of chaos that occurs cause of it XD

this is why your uncle isn't allowed over.

and YJ is just so confused

ZY < - > BTAS

Oh my gosh, ZY is going to roll in the dirt just so that BTAS freaks out later

And BTAS is desperate to find him and save his perfectly tailored clothes from annihilation

Telltale < - > BTAA

BTAA is suddenly aware of and terrified by his own mortality. Like he knew common losers got old, but he feels the age in Telltale’s bones. He might start crying.

Telltale is just angry. He’s not even enjoying the return of a youthful body. It’s not his, and therefore it is inferior.

Unburied < - > Arkham

If BTAA is about to cry, Unburied already is. This body is awful and stinky and his head hurts. Why does Arkham live like this??

Arkham is practically unfazed. When y’all figure out how to fix it, come get him. Until then, he’ll be in the garage.

Gotham < - > Dano

Dano feels like…a tree. A big beautiful tree with perfectly trimmed hair and spotless glasses and clothes that were made for him.

Gotham feels…good? Wow that was unexpected, but Dano is a soft little guy. It’s nice to have such an unassuming frame.

Ngl, in a lot of pain atm but brain keeps saying to tackle hug the Riddlers, specifically Arkham Ed, even though I'm pretty sure he would not appreciate the sudden attack of affection XD TwT

Poor idiot didn't even see it coming.

I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Hope this brings some comfort to ya 💙

... You say that now whilst I had this drawing just lurking in my gallery, waiting for me to post it one day- (And I drew this bout a month ago or so) XD

Make it 2 people missing costumes, Skye.

*steals ZY!Riddler’s Riddler outfit*

I’m the sexy Riddler now. No more crimes for you. Go to your room before I sic the cat Harvey on you.

Now you've gone and done it.

Someone's gonna end up without a costume.

*Gives Arkhamverse Edward a roomba.* Here, it’s a present. His name is Theo. It’s short for Theopolis. I thought you might like it. Maybe you can reprogram it or use AI or something?

They've found a new way to employ the Roombas. Gladiatorial style combat.

Has anyone asked what fem!riddlers would look like?

This is an excellent question and right up my alley, pal.

btw I am 100% convinced that ZY would perm their hair.

I, Edward Nigma, The Riddler, am better than you.

I drew Arkham Knight Riddler! Fan-Art for my new fan-fiction! Check it out!💚—> Most Wanted <—💚

pokemon x batman

just because if xd make your teams and fight against them

if btas riddler ever showed up with btas hatter, i know in my soul if btas “literally built a portal to another dimension” hatter ever met arkham “tried to fight batman in a mech” riddler those tech nerds would not be seen for DAYS. Its been 7 hours already and all the others can hear from the workshop is maniacal laughter and loud construction noises and everyone should be worried

Who knows what kind of nefarious crimes they could get up to?

what's the preferred energy drink/gatorade/coffee flavor of each Riddler, or which category do they each prefer?

Gotta stay hydrated when you're busying conquering the world.

Unburied - Coffee, something sweet like a mocha frappuccino

ZY - Energy drink (and by energy drink I mean water that's been flavored with a power mix containing electrolytes, vitamins, etc.)

Dano - He drinks those instant caffeine shots, 5 Hour Energy and whatnot. Something that's very likely to send him into cardiac arrest one day.

YJ - Gatorade, and his preferred flavors are blue and green.

Gotham - Coffee and, when he can get it, tea. Three sugars, please and thank you.

BTAA - He's got an espresso machine that is always on and always working just as hard as he is.

Arkham - Stale coffee that's been sitting on his workbench for at least two days, but there's still some in there so he might as well drink it.

BTAS - Coffee and only coffe. Get that gross leaf water out of here.

Telltale - Tea and only tea. Get that gross bean water out of here.

Am I getting older?

Yes

Is that gonna stop me from having a Riddler themed birthday party?

Absolutely not!

Pls pls pls... I need a monyee for a geometre dash...

Guess which game I started replaying this week

I haven't played the game but I love him!<3

so obsessed with arkham knight riddler like why would he say this

alt text: “you solved it?!?! AHH but this is merely check, detective, soon i will be mating you >:) …WAIT. i meant CHESS. CHESS you base, gutter-minded savage!!!”