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Just watched Cruella and I, quite frankly, find this evil

Jasper: *Screams*

Cruella: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Horace: Should we do something?

Artie: No, I want to see who wins.

Cruella: You lying, cheating, piece of filth!

Jasper: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Cruella: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ARTIE WITH ME

Horace, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Horace: What makes you all smile?

Artie: Friends and Family.

Jasper: Snacks.

John: Victory and success.

Cruella: Face muscles.

Jasper: *Gently taps table*

Cruella: *Taps back*

Artie: What are they doing?

Horace: Morse code.

Jasper: *Aggressively taps table*

Cruella: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Cruella: Come on, no one thinks Jasper and I are a thing.

Horace: Raise your hand if you thought Cruella and Jasper were shagging.

*Everyone else raise their hands*

Cruella: Put your hand down, Jasper.

(Source: @incorrect-ritchieverse )

If anyone would like to write a fanfiction about Cruella on ao3 (preferably Cruella x Jasper, but maybe something else), write to me and I'll give you an idea. I have no talent for writing fanfiction, but I'd like to give you an idea. If you wish, you can write to me even five years after😆 I wrote this post and it will still be relevant as I have tons of ideas.

Topics about love or friendship

with warnings about abuses and about nice and cheerful topics

I mean one shot