Jasper Badun - Tumblr Posts
Jasper: *Screams*
Cruella: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Horace: Should we do something?
Artie: No, I want to see who wins.
Jasper: I can't imagine what Cruella is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Horace: What makes you all smile?
Artie: Friends and Family.
Jasper: Snacks.
John: Victory and success.
Cruella: Face muscles.
Jasper: *Gently taps table*
Cruella: *Taps back*
Artie: What are they doing?
Horace: Morse code.
Jasper: *Aggressively taps table*
Cruella: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Cruella: Come on, no one thinks Jasper and I are a thing.
Horace: Raise your hand if you thought Cruella and Jasper were shagging.
*Everyone else raise their hands*
Cruella: Put your hand down, Jasper.
(Source: @incorrect-ritchieverse )
Anta: Cruella, what kind of coffee would you like?
Cruella: So is my heart. Black and bitter
Jasper: She just wants cocoa
Cruella: * whispering * with little, sweet marshmallows
* some woman is flirting with Jasper *
Cruella: * comes up nervous *
Cruella: Don't flirt with my husband
Jasper: But we're not even a couple.
Cruella: But we've been in a mental marital relationship since we've met
Jasper: ...
Jasper: Every time Cruella gets mad at me, I tighten the lids of all the jars in the house so that she has to come and ask me for help.
* the sound of breaking glass in the background*
Jasper: It hasn't worked out yet
I love it ❤🤍🖤
I want more😍
<3
Behold, my trash doodle.
If anyone would like to write a fanfiction about Cruella on ao3 (preferably Cruella x Jasper, but maybe something else), write to me and I'll give you an idea. I have no talent for writing fanfiction, but I'd like to give you an idea. If you wish, you can write to me even five years after😆 I wrote this post and it will still be relevant as I have tons of ideas.
Topics about love or friendship
with warnings about abuses and about nice and cheerful topics
I mean one shot
Cruella: Hey, I'm planning a wedding and you have to help me.
Jasper: Good. What should I do?
Cruella: Become the Groom
Jasper: ...
Cruella: 😏
