Cruella X Jasper - Tumblr Posts
I like to imagine Jasper sneaking and swiping some expensive makeup, like lipstick, eyeshadow, eyeliner etc., just for Estella (Cruella) cause he knows its her favorite and she always runs out of it.
“Oh-It’s for the-um- heist- yeah, I figured it would be great for your disguise!” He would try to lie to hide just how flustered he really is (also to get Horace to stop laughing at just how awkward he is around her)
Estella, ofcourse, is thrilled, nonetheless. Him being an adorable mess is just a bonus. ❤️
PS: Jasper and Cruella are TOTALLY the classic “alt gf and emotional support bf”
Jasper: *Screams*
Cruella: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Horace: Should we do something?
Artie: No, I want to see who wins.
Cruella: You lying, cheating, piece of filth!
Jasper: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Cruella: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ARTIE WITH ME
Horace, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Jasper: I can't imagine what Cruella is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Jasper: We'll play a game. I'll be asking you questions
Cruella: ok
Jasper: What do you prefer?
Jasper: London or Paris?
Cruella: London
Jasper: Pink or black?
Cruella: Black
Jasper: Coffee or tea?
Cruella: Tea
Jasper: Do you love me?
Cruella: Of course
Cruella: Wait! WHAT?
Cruella: I'm angry, I have no feelings
Horace: Let's check it out
Artie: JASPER!!!
Jasper: * coming * What's going on?
Cruella: Aww 😍
The whole truth about these two idiots 😆
Anta: Cruella, what kind of coffee would you like?
Cruella: So is my heart. Black and bitter
Jasper: She just wants cocoa
Cruella: * whispering * with little, sweet marshmallows
* some woman is flirting with Jasper *
Cruella: * comes up nervous *
Cruella: Don't flirt with my husband
Jasper: But we're not even a couple.
Cruella: But we've been in a mental marital relationship since we've met
Jasper: ...
Jasper: Every time Cruella gets mad at me, I tighten the lids of all the jars in the house so that she has to come and ask me for help.
* the sound of breaking glass in the background*
Jasper: It hasn't worked out yet
I love it ❤🤍🖤
I want more😍
<3
Behold, my trash doodle.
If anyone would like to write a fanfiction about Cruella on ao3 (preferably Cruella x Jasper, but maybe something else), write to me and I'll give you an idea. I have no talent for writing fanfiction, but I'd like to give you an idea. If you wish, you can write to me even five years after😆 I wrote this post and it will still be relevant as I have tons of ideas.
Topics about love or friendship
with warnings about abuses and about nice and cheerful topics
I mean one shot
Oh my God
I love you❤🤍🖤😍🤍❤🖤😍❤🤍🖤
Horace isn’t a third wheel. He’s a unicycle and they are his training wheels.
He seems content.
@jaspella made a post I was like, “huh yeah,” and did more figure study/trash doodle.
Cruella: Hey, I'm planning a wedding and you have to help me.
Jasper: Good. What should I do?
Cruella: Become the Groom
Jasper: ...
Cruella: 😏
