Ateez Incorrect Texts - Tumblr Posts

I love this… also this is the sleep deprived line LOL

*Kpop leaders having a meeting*

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

Wooyoung: vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so is baby oil-?

Seonghwa: can't we just have a nice dinner for once?

Seonghwa: look, let’s just agree to say “i’m sorry” on the count of three

Wooyoung: fine

Seonghwa: one, two, three

Wooyoung: . . .

Seonghwa: . . .

Wooyoung: . . .

Seonghwa: see, now i’m just disappointed in both of us

Seonghwa: how did none of you hear what I just said?

Yeosang and Mingi: *sleeping*

San: i’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Yunho: i got distracted about halfway through

Wooyoung: ignoring you was a conscious decision

Seonghwa: you know, I'm jealous of you.

Yeosang: huh? Why?

Seonghwa: cuz your partner is way hotter than mine. *walks away*

Yeosang: wait but

Yeosang: but wE ARE DaTIN-

Yeosang: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

Yeosang: *posts a new photo with the caption* So Mingi thought it was a good idea to throw my airpods in the toilet as a joke, so I called him a giraffe and threw his brand new shoes outside the window. Good Morning Atinys💘 #yeeted #ineednewairpods #revengeissweet

I'm never getting over this. 💦💘

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The way Mingi is feeling himself on stage is so hot omg 💦💦

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Someone : so who's your bias in ATEEZ?

Me: umm, I think its...

ATEEZ :

Yeosang walking into the kitchen: is something burning?

Wooyoung seductively leaning on the counter: Just my desire for you *winks*

Yeosang: Wooyoung, the toaster is on fire

Note: It's been a while since I wrote this lol