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*Minho brings someone home from the club*

Minho: Oh yeah baby this will be a fun night aha ;)

*Minho flips on the light switch*

Minho: ...OH MY GOD CHAN WHAT THE HELL

Chan, taking off his wig: We have a dating ban, Minho. I'm just protecting you as your leader.

Minho, eyes shifting to the bed: ...But I- We almost-

Chan: I'm sure I didn't miss out on anything special.

Minho, voice cracking: I-I see

Minsung at their finest

Jisung: Do you like sales?

Jisung, winking: bc if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place

Minho:

Minho: fuck, I'm down-

Changbin: ok can I just-

Felix, almost breaking changbin's hand: NO U CAN NOT LET GO OF MY HAND

Changbin:

Changbin: ok- but ily 🥺❤

Felix: ily2 but still no *gets the super glue*

Jisung: Wow that was a difficult line to rap

Minho: Difficult?

Jisung: Hard

Minho: Hard?

Jisung: Rough

MinHOE: kINKY *wiggling eyebrows*

Felix: hey can I-

Changbin: omg no felix we can't kiss right now

Felix: but-

Changbin: omg stop no *giggles* ok fine just one kiss~

Changbin: *kisses felix and leaves*

Felix: I-

Chan, thirdwheeling: uh mate what just happened

Felix, confused: mate, I just wanted to ask him if I could borrow his pen-

Me: OK I FIGURED OUT WHO MY BIAS IS IN STRAY KIDS-

Skz: Congrats! But, R u sure?

Me: you lil shits-

Felix: Is that the sun coming up..

Felix: or is that just you lighting up my world?

Changbin:

Changbin: HOW MANY TIMES

Changbin: I AM DARK I AM DARK I AM DARK FFS- *mentally busting uwus bc of felix*

Also changbin: now come cuddle me you adorable son of a-

Changbin: *lifting weights*

Felix, drooling: wow... he's so intense!

Felix: I wonder what drives him

Changbin, internally: I'm going to be so good at giving hugs

Jisung: Can I tell you something?

Jisung: Just don’t freak out

Minho: What makes you think I would freak out?

Jisung: I love you

Minho: …

Minho: *Freaks Out* I- I.. I ATE YOUR CHEESECAKE

jisung: MOTHERFU-

Yeosang walking into the kitchen: is something burning?

Wooyoung seductively leaning on the counter: Just my desire for you *winks*

Yeosang: Wooyoung, the toaster is on fire

Note: It's been a while since I wrote this lol

Seungmin: *Creeping up behind Innie*

Seungmin: BOO!

Jeongin: FOR F*CKS SAKE—WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?

Seungmin: *sighs* It all started when I was young…

Jeongin: … 🧍‍♀️

*SeungJin sitting on the couch*

Hyunjin: I’m just saying, why the hell not?!

Seungmin: Jinnie we are not arguing about this again.

Han: *walks in* Arguing about what?

Hyunjin: Nothing you nosy mf

Han: Tf I do to you?

Hyunjin: Exist.

Seungmin: *sighs* You know macarons?

Han: The pastry?

Hyunjin: No b*tch the vegetable

Han: Stfu

Seungmin: Anyways, Hyunjin thinks they should be considered a sandwich

Hyunjin: And I stand by that!

Han: … tbh I see it

Hyunjin: SEE?

Han: But just because Hyunjin thinks that I’ma side with Minnie

Hyunjin: WTF DID I DO TO YOU?

Han: Exist.

*SeungIn sharing a bed*

Jeongin: Minnie..

Seungmin: *grumbles* yeah?

Jeongin: I want ice cream.

Seungmin: *shifts to face him* Innie it’s 2 am…

Jeongin: I know… :((

Seungmin: *gets up and leaves the room*

Jeongin: *thinking* (Ah he’s probably using the bathroom).

—5 minutes later—

*Seungmin re-enters the bedroom fully clothed and with shoes on*

Seungmin: Well? Are you coming?

*playing Among Us*

Hyunjin: I like your pet Jisung

Jisung: Thank you

Jisung: Kiss me

(it's all fun and games until you learn that this actually happened to me)

Hyunjin: You know what? I think I'm getting really good at taking constructive criticism.

Chan: Oh that's cool! So about your dancing earlier—

Hyunjin: *already crying* Go ahead,

Minho, striding into the dorms: Good morning Gays!

Chan: I think you mean guys,

Minho: Not at all. Who wants breakfast?