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4 years ago

Vaggie: Honey, what are you doing?

Charlie, poking a stick into a campfire: There’s an ant in there! I’m trying to save it!

Angel: That bitch is dead, there’s no way you’re going to save it.

Charlie: No! I can get it out!

Alastor: We should throw into the fire! Give it a merciful death!

Charlie: No! I can get it out!

Vaggie: Sweetie, just let it die.

Charlie, putting the stick in on the ground: Oh my god I did it!! I saved it!!

Alastor: I am quite sure it is, in fact, still in there!

Charlie: No!! I can still save it!!

*ant gets engulfed in flames*

Charlie: OH MY GOD!! NO THE ANT!!!

Angel: On this peaceful night Mr. Ant has left us.


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