Incorrect Hazbin Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Husk: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are
Angel: *tearfully* It's not a joke I'm a legit snack
Niffty: Whose that?
Alastor: Oh that's Sir Pentious, he doesn't like me.
Niffty: And whose that?
Alastor: That's Vox, Velvet & Valentino. They don't like me either.
Niffty, Points at Lucifer: Whose THAT!?
Alastor: Let's just assume for a moment that everybody here doesn't like me!
Vaggie: Honey, what are you doing?
Charlie, poking a stick into a campfire: There’s an ant in there! I’m trying to save it!
Angel: That bitch is dead, there’s no way you’re going to save it.
Charlie: No! I can get it out!
Alastor: We should throw into the fire! Give it a merciful death!
Charlie: No! I can get it out!
Vaggie: Sweetie, just let it die.
Charlie, putting the stick in on the ground: Oh my god I did it!! I saved it!!
Alastor: I am quite sure it is, in fact, still in there!
Charlie: No!! I can still save it!!
*ant gets engulfed in flames*
Charlie: OH MY GOD!! NO THE ANT!!!
Angel: On this peaceful night Mr. Ant has left us.
Angel Dust: That statement would never hold up in court.
Alastor: Good thing you're too broke to sue me.
Angel: DAMN. OKAY.
I loved the slangs!🤣
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Charlie: *frustrated sigh*
GenZ! Reader : Hey *puts hand on shoulder* Don’t give up you’ve still got a couple of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
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Angel: They *points to GenZ! Reader* are not a fragile flower.
Husk : Yea, They are more of a fragile bomb.
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Vaggie: I’m disappointed but…not surprised.
GenZ! Reader : At this point you shouldn’t be.
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GenZ! Reader: You call me insane? I prefer mentally hilarious.
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GenZ! Reader : *jumps over problems* Parkour!
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GenZ! Reader : Alastor, here is a dictionary of some slang of my time:
Hop off - Mind your own business
I can’t even - Overwhelmed
No sweat - Easy or not a problem
Dope - Very cool
GenZ! Reader : Those are just some.
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Angel: hey, did you know Al freezes up if you flash him?
Vaggie: you flashed Alastor?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Charlie: Angel, flashing people is so inappropriate!
Husk: how are you not dead?! He’s killed and dismembered people, 'n not necessarily in that order, for less
Angel: you’d never believe me if I didn’t show you so he’s still frozen in front of the torch
Vaggie: wait, torch? Like a flashlight?
Angel: hah! you sickos~
Vaggie: *facepalms*
Husk: *faceplants into the bar*
Charlie: guys, Niffty just ran past with a torch…
Angel: shit—
Velvette: Uhrg, I only got 8 hours of sleep… Clara: 8? I only got 6! Odette: you got 6? I only got 3! Camilla: *stumbling in the room, like she’s about to faint* what year is it?
Angel Dust: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Alastor, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
Canon.
Angel Dust: *yells at Vaggie in Italian*
Vaggie: *yells back in Spanish*
Alastor: *interrupts them in French*
Cherri Bomb: *says something with her Australian accent*
Charlie: what the fuck is happening here?