Dirt - Tumblr Posts
stuff i did as a child
- ate dirt
- ate a four leaf clover so i would always be lucky
- made at least 1 blood oath
- ate wild blackberries and honeysuckle
- set things on fire
- ate all the marshmallows out of a giant box of lucky charms
- catch lizards
- rolled in mud
- ate a moss ball for a dollar
- study pokemon religiously
- ate a lot of weird shit for money
- threw worms at strangers
- run on all fours
Who up having dead thing summer???
Gravel dirt is the best kind of dirt.
The softest, most satisfying experience I've ever had ever.
S tier dirt, would recommend.
Run your fingers through some gravel dirt today?
my familly does not listen so I will yell out here.
taking the large food remains off the plate and putting it away, still means the dish is not clean
rinsing is not cleaning
there only being "a couple" food specks on the dish, does not make the dish clean.
food debris on a plate means it is not clean
if you don't use soap, you are not cleaning!
Quick Tour of Afghanistan
Feels like I'm being stalked! Hmmm... Nah I'm sure it's nothin.....! <3
*Continues to eat dirt as the eyes from within the shadows stab daggers into the back of my neck. I try desperately to ignore them and stuff my mouth full of the dirt I stole off my neighbor's yard- a Gnome runs past me giggling like an idiot*
WHAT? I- DID WE CATCH THAT ON CAMERA? WHAT WAS THAT??!!?!!
Feels like I'm being stalked! Hmmm... Nah I'm sure it's nothin.....! <3
*Continues to eat dirt as the eyes from within the shadows stab daggers into the back of my neck. I try desperately to ignore them and stuff my mouth full of the dirt I stole off my neighbor's yard- a Gnome runs past me giggling like an idiot*
WHAT? I- DID WE CATCH THAT ON CAMERA? WHAT WAS THAT??!!?!!
Why is Graham spelt like Graham but it's pronounced "Gram".
But Abraham is spelt like Abraham, yet we pronounce it like "Abraham"
Shouldn't it be pronounced "Abram?"????
HELP WHEN I WAS SCROLLING ON MY PAGE I SCROLLED PAST THIS SPAMTON DRAWING AND IT GLITCHED MY TUMBLR AND CRASHED 😭😭😭
HOLD ON I GOTTA POST THE VIDJA 😭

day 492 of drawing spamton every day until deltarune chapter 3
HELP WHEN I WAS SCROLLING ON MY PAGE I SCROLLED PAST THIS SPAMTON DRAWING AND IT GLITCHED MY TUMBLR AND CRASHED 😭😭😭
HOLD ON I GOTTA POST THE VIDJA 😭

day 492 of drawing spamton every day until deltarune chapter 3
*eats dirt but make it fashion*

Christmas present for my cousin, Sue rises from the grave!