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2 years ago

nedzu about to ruin someone’s day

Building Off Of A Post By @nezuiscool Regarding Animal Behavior; I Also Believe That Nezu Would Fight
Building Off Of A Post By @nezuiscool Regarding Animal Behavior; I Also Believe That Nezu Would Fight
Building Off Of A Post By @nezuiscool Regarding Animal Behavior; I Also Believe That Nezu Would Fight
Building Off Of A Post By @nezuiscool Regarding Animal Behavior; I Also Believe That Nezu Would Fight

Building off of a post by @nezuiscool regarding animal behavior; I also believe that Nezu would fight (if necessary) more like an animal on four legs. I’m going to also assume Nezu’s reflexes and general agility surpass standard humans and would use this to his advantage to dodge hits and jump substantial distances to confuse opponents. His small size is also something most people have never fought against — thus giving him the advantage.

I headcanon Nezu using his sharp claws to hit pressure points not requiring as much strength as his main offensive attack. And (if acting as a good hero) having to resist the natural instinct to go for the back of the neck with sharp teeth to sever the spinal cord for a killing blow.

Just imagine a massive, super fast rat sprinting at you. Horrifying. Anyway. This took waaay longer than I thought it would. But, at least the next chapter is almost done (along with my sanity).


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6 years ago
One Time Like Four Years Agoi Got Assigned To Write A Thesis On The Apology Of Socratesby This Paper-thin

one time like four years ago  i got assigned to write a thesis on the apology of socrates by this paper-thin dead-fish-handed know-it-all nerd man for the ‘intellectual experience’ and instead of doing it i made this 


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I just watched Lion King for the first time ever and I now understand why everyone says it's about the Blaiddyds.


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Why Does This Look Like A Saw Bts

why does this look like a saw bts


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4 years ago

*Watching Shigaraki getting his ass kicked from a distance*

Twice: “Shigaraki’s in trouble! He’s fine. We gotta help him! Anybody got a knife I can throw at the heroes?!”

Toga, bringing him a knife: “Right here!”

Twice: “Hang on Shigaraki, help is on the way! YEET!!!”

*Zooms out to show the knife is still right beside him*

Twice: “Huh? Wait, the hell did I throw?”

Toga, flying through the air toward the heroes:

“AAAAAAAAAAH!!!”


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3 years ago

Okay I know I’ve posted about this many times before, but idc I’ll continue to talk about it till the day I die.

But whenever I have a bad day, I immediately think about the one episode of 9-1-1 where Athena really tried sending Bobby over to Michael/David’s apartment to reel Michael in from the deep end thinking he would actually do it, but he just jumps in right after Michael and joins him on a full blown investigation because the two men just go chaotic when left alone together. It makes my day so much better.


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3 years ago

How does one politely tell their choir director that they will not be attending the practice in between services because the church Christmas breakfast is happening at the same time, and there will be puppies there, and you will be playing with the puppies instead? Asking for a friend.


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