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This is so fucking adorable.Someone write a fic off of this.
there's a little bunny in Jack's(or should I say Bitty's) kitchen!!!
Okay, this is probably not what you were expecting (honestly, I wasn’t either) but this is what popped into my head:
Accidental Mage Eric R. Bittle
You see, Mages in the modern world are very rare and very powerful and usually all born into a few select families, that peculiarly all start with the letter N, end with the letter L, and have a Q somewhere in the middle. Obviously, Bitty does not belong to this family but because magic has always been known to do what it wants, Bitty ends up with Magic anyway.
It was just that no one knew it. No one even knew to look for it.
Growing up, Eric R. Bittle was so busy hiding things – namely,, the disgust he felt whenever he saw a human being in camo and his attraction to the male figure – that he didn’t manage to notice all the downright strange things that happened around him rather frequently. The fact that if he were in a really sad mood, it would always rain. The fact that he could sometimes turn off the lights in his room by blinking his eyes. The fact that one time, he wished hard enough for his pie to be done baking right this second and it was.
And so, Eric R. Bittle failed to realize that he was, in fact, a Mage.
But, Petals! you say. What the fuck does this have to do with a bunny??
And to that I say:
ACCIDENTAL MAGES CREATE ACCIDENTAL FAMILIARS.
If asked, Eric R. Bittle would say that he acquired Senor Bunny as a baby present from his mother. If Suzanne Bittle were asked, she would say that it is one of the few baby toys Coach Bittle brought home. If you were to take this information to the football coach in question, he would look quite confused and say that he thought Suzanne received it as a Baby Shower gift.
The truth of the matter is this: At approximately 7 months, Senor Bunny popped into existence and into Bitty’s crib. Because before Mages have the power to summon living familiars, they unthinkingly create stuffed familiars.
Were Bitty born into a Mage-family, this would be an immediate sign that he inherited the gift of magic and trained accordingly. As it is, he was not. And so this act of spontaneous creation went completely unnoticed.
First and foremost, familiars are beings of protection. They guard their Mages from magical danger and keep watch for dragons, evil spirits, and other nasty things- such as legos left on the floor and cough syrup. A newly formed familiar such as Senor Bun cannot protect against human things, but Bitty has never stubbed his toe in his room and has never had to sharpen a pencil. Also, for all the things that Senor Bun cannot help with, he can at least listen. Which some would say is actually the most important function of a familiar.
So Bitty grew up with Senor Bunny and felt an attachment and never questioned why Senor Bunny did not seem to get gross and/or ratty with age.
He also did not question how Senor Bunny got to Samwell, when Bitty was quite certain he had made the decision to grow up and leave his stuffed rabbit behind (especially when he was going to be living in a dorm). Instead, Bitty unpacked him, smiling fondly thinking of his Mother packing Senor Bunny up good at safe and continued with his day.
Now, Bitty has Jack. And, more importantly, Jack has his own apartment. His own apartment that must also be kept safe. And so, even though he still has no idea of his own powers, Bitty created a familiar for that apartment as well.
If asked, Jack would say that Bitty brought the bunny as a welcome present. Bitty thinks that Jack bought it to make it clear the kitchen is his.
Neither think to question it.
In fact, no one ever questions it. When Lardo finds a painting of a bunny in Shitty’s apartment (that she will later move into), she just assumes that it was a present from Bitty. Shitty assumes it is a present from her. When Ransom and Holster find bunny salt and pepper shakers in their new apartment, they also assume gift from Bitty (even though Bitty has not yet been to their apartment, did not help them pack, and does not actually know their address. Ransom and Holster are not very bright.) When Bitty moves out, Chowder cries when he sees the rabbit tablecloth on the kitchen table and in the next four years it stays at The Haus (it disappears when Tango and Whiskey graduate), no one once wonders how it stays perfectly clean and never gets lost, even during a SMH kegster.
Of course, when Bitty turns 25 and he wakes up with a live bunny on his face, he will question that.
But that’s a different story.
LISTEN bitty and holster are like the dynamic duo for being dramatic and petty. Sometimes holster will dramatically slam bitty’s door open and fling himself practically into bitty’s lap and be like “you’ll never GUESS what I just heard William Poindexter say” and bitty will literally shove his textbook and homework off the bed and gasp and be like “TELL ME”. And then they literally just spend three hours bitching and gossiping
At Mitch Albom’s “Hockey, the Musical!” For Holster, Bitty, and Check Please! fans everywhere! @ngoziu
It was really good.
I read the entirety of Check Please in about two weeks, not counting any tweets or extras. I will always remember at it as one of the best Gay, University, Sports, Wholesome stories ever. Thank you Ngonzi Ukazu.
They got Bitty in here now
Finally watching Loki Season 2
had no idea freaking Eric R Bittle was involved
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(I totally get that and Okay! I’ll keep that in mind when I ask questions! :3)
He’s very charming ;) I’ll name him Nagrada, Slovenian for ‘Prize’ :3
Goodness! If you went through the backlog then it looks like my ask got eaten! Hey there, I have come to adopt a Twister and I would like to adopt a Glossy as you had offered once before, but with the types of bitties I have in my own store I am afraid a loud Glossy wouldn't be as well received by some of them as it would have been if I was on my own like when I last asked. Is that alright?
((Haha… That’s why I post my “empty inbox” notices. Or at least one of the reasons… I worry that people are waiting for something I never received. I always welcome people checking up on their asks!))
Selkie welcomes you to the shop! She’s familiar with your own bittys and shop - and is always thrilled when a fellow enthusiast visits!
“I think a Twister is a good fit! He won’t be intimidated by your friends and probably would enjoy the darker humour!
As for the Glossy… It’s true that they are noisy. Even a quieter bird has it’s moments. They say having a cockatoo is like having a screaming toddler in your house for the rest of your life! Maybe it’s a good idea to hold off on the Glossy until you have a chance to reevaluate your situation. It’d break my heart if he would have to be returned because of a bad fit!”
Selkie invites you to come visit the Twisters who are hanging out in the garden. You tip toe through the tulips and other flowers as you make your way to a collection of pools and tubs that the Twisters enjoy lounging in.
There seems to be some sort of “rubber ducky” show going on in one of the larger pools. Twisters are showing the “judge” their favourite ducky showing off their “excellent features” and even performing tricks like: spin, stay and speak! You laugh at their creativity and wait with baited breath as a winner is chosen! The prize? A blue ribbon made out of blue duct tape. (Waterproof!) The winning Twister attaches his ribbon to the prized ducky and presents both to you, giving you a flirty wink.
You accept both graciously as the Twister quickly jumps out of the pool and dries off.
“So hey, since ya know I c’n raise prize winnin’ ducks - shows I got what it takes t’ take care of ya, yeah?,” The Twister says awkwardly, trying to keep his cool.
You chuckle and pin the ribbon to his shirt telling him he’s quite the prize himself! It’s like you flipped a switch and your new Twister dazzeles you with his smile! Selkie invites you two back to the lobby where you sign the paperwork while you new friend changes into a dry hoodie. You notice when he comes back he’s still wearing the blue ribbon.
Oh My Gawd! My babies! They look so good! Thank you again Peach!
Such love, much love!
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Axe doesn’t like to sleep unless someone is there to keep watch, but when you’re tiny like Deme, it can make waking him up from his nightmares a bit of an ordeal.
Le Bette, lil'bitty, the babe, das Baby 🦦🎶
I may have fallen into a rabbit hole with this one. I'm anxious, confused, disgusted, and massively falling for many of these characters.
Only on Chapter 27 but I'm already committed to seeing this one through. And hey, I can sketch an Otter! Since this story is so visceral in my mind, I'm hoping to translate those images into some successful sketches? We shall see.
Good luck if you choose to read.
"I'm okay. You're okay. Everything is okay."
I'm almost caught up with Ninth. It is so good. Really recommend anyone who likes a strong/long fic to check it out.