Bright And Six: *Die Of Laughter In The Background*

Bright and Six: *Die of laughter in the background*

This is... accurate. Like, 682 is very little compared to:

1: A highly abusive, immortal member of the O5 Council (O5-12, Adam Bright, the father)

2: Another member of the O5 who happens to be Time itself (O5-13, Joseph Tamlin Bright, uncle)

3: The wife of Prometheus, a mad scientist type who creates anomalies with science (Ex O5-2, Evelyn Bright, the mother)

4: Another member of the O5, who is a cowboy who can summon plants (O5-6, Mikell Bright, eldest brother of our current set of siblings)

5: Incredibly suicidal enby necklace who literally can't die (SCP-963, Jack Bright, second brother of current set)

6: The main oracle for the Serpent's Hand (Claire Lumineaux, TJ's twin sister)

7: N̴̟̥̗̑̏̒̇͜͠ŏ̵̢̙̤͖͆͆͛b̷̧̼̭̻̗͂͛ǫ̴̯̲͑͊d̴͉̦̻͚͒y̸̥͓̰͛̔̀̕͘ (Claire Lumineaux the Third)

049 [as 682 is breaching]: CHILD how are you not TERRIFIED right now

590: have you ever been to my family reunions

I know it absolutely will not happen, but I would love it if Vyranoth (The ice Incarnate in World of Warcraft: Dragonflight) somehow finds out Malygos is dead (I headcanon that they used to be clutchmates) and just goes "HOW?!?! He was the one of you idiots I could tolerate!"

And Wrathion, being the nerd that he is, feels the need to do an in depth explanation of the events that led to Malygos' fall, and at the end, Vy is just like "SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS WAS ENTIRELY OUR FAULT?" and Wrathion is like "Yeah, pretty much. And Alex." and Vyranoth looks around at the nearby Aspects. Wrathion looks depressed. Kalecgos looks out of his depth. Nozdormu just looks tired. And the giant city (Stormwind) looks worse for wear. Even the nearby mortals don't look great, with Right and Left being incredibly on edge because their boss is a fucking idiot and Khadgar just wanting to go back to his magic wizard tower. And then there's the Blues. Who don't exist. There are so few of them.

So Vyranoth decides 'Well I guess I'm a dragon now' and goes over to the portal to Oribos, goes in, flies up to Pelagos (Who is also not doin' great, I'm 100% sure he's a blue dragon and a whole hell of a lot of dragons have been dying) and goes "I want to be a dragon and the titans are busy" and Pelagos goes 'Aight bet' and draconification ensues.

Idfk man I just want at least one of the Incarnates to get a redemption arc.

Alexstrasza: Where's Malygos, Ysera, and Nozdormu? Neltharion: They're playing hide and seek. Alexstrasza: Where? Neltharion: I don't think you get how this game works.

I simultaneously want Kaz to be, like 6', and at the same time, 5'2. Like, do I want him to be tall dark and handsome, or do I want him to be small and full of r a g e?

(Also I headcanon him as trans and think he might be Grisha, but that isn't important to this post.)

*Distant chanting of 'Trans Kaz Brekker! Trans Kaz Brekker! Trans Kaz Brekker!*

Idfk man, my friends just unanimously agreed he wasn't born with a penis.

I love it when people draw Medivh not being entirely white. Like, I understand that it isn't canon, but you can let an ẹ̶̽l̴͚͉̑ͅď̸̨͘r̶̤̬̞̔i̸͓͕̐c̵̨̻̩̿h̷̥̃͘ͅ ̵̢̌́ã̶̦̘͠b̵̧͎̀͝ó̶͖m̴̬̀̓ḯ̸̯̝͈͘n̶̥̮͔͐͌a̸̲̳͔͆t̸̙̐i̴̞͒̒̔o̷̖͛̂̌n̷̨̥̺͆̆̚ dream, ok?

// Commission for @ladymischievous​ //

// Headshot tokens of their versions of Medivh, Khadgar and Moroes for their upcoming Pathfinder game! //