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The Batfamily does a big grocery order once a week. It always contains staples like meat, beans, veggies, etc., but if someone wants something specific they must add it to the note on the fridge by noon on Sunday.
Bruce regularly stops by and crosses out foods that don’t meet his approval.
GROCERY REQUESTS
NOTE: PLEASE MAKE WRITING LEGIBLE
lucky charms :) -Dick
pizza rolls -Duke
Beef Jerky -Jason (NOTE: DENIED. BAD FOR YOUR CHOLESTEROL -Bruce)
Fuck you old man I’m already dead why do you care about my cholesterol I hope you eat a Slim Jim and fucking choke on it
Beef Jerky- Cass
Pork rinds plz!!!!—Steph (NOTE: DENIED. UNHEALTHY -Bruce)
I hate it here. -Steph
Vegan cheese- Damian
REAL CHEESE - Tim
STOP CROSSING OUT MY ITEMS YOU LITTLE GREMLIN -Tim
C H E E S E -Tim
STOP IT DAMIAN I MEAN IT -Tim
Snickers for when Bruce is grumpy—Dick
Three dozen shrimp (NOTE: DENIED. WHO KEEPS DOING THIS? STOP. -Bruce)
Gummy worms- Cass
Three (3) live lobsters from the seafood section -Damian (NOTE: YOU ARE NOT KEEPING LOBSTERS AS PETS. -Bruce)
Garlic herb rotisserie chicken that will be mine and no one else can have any -Duke
Diapers because I’m a big baby and I suck all the fun out of life -Bruce (NOTE: STOP.)
Sunny D! :) -Dick (NOTE: DENIED. NOT REAL ORANGE JUICE -Bruce)
:( -Dick
Sunny D- Bruce
:) -Dick
Jolly Ranchers- Steph
Almond milk- Jason (NOTE: DENIED. TIM IS ALLERGIC TO ALMONDS. -Bruce)
Almonds- Damian (NOTE: STOP. -Bruce)
Walnuts- Jason
STOP REQUESTING FOODS TIM IS ALLERGIC TO. -BRUCE
Dinosaur nuggets
One thing I’ve always found funny is how, based on the artist, Batman’s mask/cowl has different levels of Angry Face. Sometimes it’s smooth, no expression. Sometimes there are slight frown lines/an indent over the eyebrows. Sometimes it’s full-on contorted angry frown.
Anyway what I’m saying is Batman has a bunch of different cowls expressing varying levels of anger and he chooses based on his current mood.
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Tim: Uh-oh
Duke: What?
Tim: Bruce has Cowl Number 14 on today.
Duke: …okay? What does that mean?
Tim: Look at him.
Bruce: >>>>>>:-(
Duke, whispering: Holy shit…
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Dick: Hey Bruce! How’s it going?
Bruce: *pulls on Cowl Number 5* :|
Dick: Wow! That good? Did Clark or Selina come over last night?
When i tell you i am in tears over these op
Clark Kent vs. Twitter
He got a custom one made for batcow. I don’t make the rules
The batmobile except it has like thirty of these stickers on the back window
when Bruce adopts a new child he doesn’t say anything he just puts another sticker on the batmobile
the kids refer to the stickers to see what Bruce has been up to
Bruce: *slaps a new sticker on the window*
Dick: omg dad a new baby boy where is he
Damian: I AM NOT A BABY—